Miss Kitty: The Republican Cat - Softcover

Lohse, Susanna

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0977815730 ISBN 13: 9780977815739

Verlag: Libertybelle Pub Inc, 2009

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When three different factions of the Democratic Party, those being the animal rights activists, the environmentalists, and the gun control advocates, through joint efforts, convince Congress that domestic cats are a danger to small birds and animals, and the environment, and that their claws qualify as dangerous weapons, Congress passes the National Mandatory Indoor Cat Act of 2008. This law mandates that by January of 2009, every cat in America must be made to stay indoors. After Miss Kitty organized a protest that draws national attention to this law, she is subpoenaed by the House Too-American Activities Committee (HTAC) to testify under oath for what the committee considers to be Miss Kitty's "too American behavior." The author of the legislation, who is also the Chairperson of HTAC, Congresswoman Fishycrat, states in a press conference: "Although there will be some necessary sacrifice on the part of cats and their owners, in the interest of the collective greater good, we feel, that, in this post-Modern era of wisdom, in order to protect smaller birds and animals, that all cats should be made to stay indoors, with fines and penalties to their owners if they are caught outside." For three weeks Miss Kitty is questioned by the committee, a quorum, consisting of Congresswoman Fishycrat (Chairperson), Congressman Wranglycrat, Congresswoman Hippocrat, Congressman Gatorcrat, and Congressman Kraftycrat. The entirety of her questioning takes up over five volumes of one thousand pages each. However, this book contains only the most salient excerpts, and should give the reader a good idea of Miss Kitty's harrowing experience. In America, citizens have a right to protest laws they don't like. However, Congress sees fit to have Miss Kitty brought in for questioning, so Miss Kitty makes the long trip from Sugarland, Texas to Washington D.C. and is questioned about everything from school choice to the “obscene profits” she makes from her cat toy business. What Miss Kitty doesn’t know is that there is a sinister plot behind the National Mandatory Indoor Cat Act of 2008 involving the world’s most evil dictators and a certain member of Congress.The excerpts are also accompanied by whimsical black and white pen illustrations.

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• Verlag: Libertybelle Pub Inc
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2009
• ISBN 10: 0977815730
• ISBN 13: 9780977815739
• Einband: Tapa blanda
• Auflage: 1
• Anzahl der Seiten: 96
• Zeichner: Lohse Susanna