The Red House: Almost A Memoir - Softcover

Davis, Charmaine T.

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1469961555 ISBN 13: 9781469961552

Verlag: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012

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Book by Davis Charmaine T

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The Red House is for those who yearn to relive the old days and for those who wished they could. A family comedy that’s a cross between Little House on the Prairie and The Cosby Show with a whole lot of Hee Haw trucking mud right down the middle! Flying chickens, resilient roaches, humiliating hooptys, crazy relatives and runaway mules are just some of the hilarious hi-jinks the Douglas family get up to in a bid to get back to the land and “escape” modern life in the 1980s. The country... Country housing: “The Red House had roaches. Long, flat brown ones—with wings. We didn’t know they could fly until we were having supper one day.” Country fashion: "If I stepped wide enough maybe the panty hose would stay up until I could get to the bathroom." Country entertainment: “Grab that skinny one in the corner. He oughta fly real good.” Country relatives: “Watch yourself, boy! We still payin off your rabies shot.” Country vacations: “You brought your own housing...and food and shampoo and towels and sheets.” Country revivals: “We gonna start promptly at seven o’clock, so be sure to take care of all your bodily needs and functions beforehand.” Country shopping: “Don’t steal nothin' and don’t sit on the toilet.” Country dining at its best: “The day he mentioned stewed possum, Mama told him, “Don’t even think about puttin somethin that nasty in my pot. We may be country but we ain’t that country.”

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CHARMAINE DAVIS writes with favor and flavor™ Salty. Stimulating. Life-preserving. She writes bwwm romance, family comedy, middle-grade fiction, speculative fiction, and stories dealing with the challenges of the Christian life. Charmaine’s stories have been praised as “refreshing!”, “uplifting”, “thought-provoking”, and “laugh out loud!” New Release email list: http://eepurl.com/PKEW9 http://www.charmainetdavis.blogspot.com/ http://www.facebook.com/charmainetdaviswrites http://www.twitter.com/charmainetdavis Wattpad: @toxicscribbler

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• Verlag: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2012
• ISBN 10: 1469961555
• ISBN 13: 9781469961552
• Einband: Tapa blanda
• Anzahl der Seiten: 216