Epic Fail: A Teen Romantic Comedy Filled with High School Drama and Star-Crossed Love - Softcover

LaZebnik, Claire

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ISBN 10: 0061921262 ISBN 13: 9780061921261

Verlag: HarperCollins, 2011

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Pride and Prejudice goes Hollywood in this winning romantic comedy inspired by Jane Austen’s classic. In her teen fiction debut, the author of Knitting Under the Influence goes back to high school for a tale of sisters, misinformation, and star-crossed love.

Will Elise’s love life be an epic win or an epic fail?

At Coral Tree Prep in Los Angeles, who your parents are can make or break you.

Case in point: As the son of Hollywood royalty, Derek Edwards is pretty much prince of the school—not that he deigns to acknowledge many of his loyal subjects.

As the daughter of the new principal, Elise Benton isn’t exactly on everyone’s must-sit-next-to-at-lunch list.

When Elise’s beautiful sister catches the eye of the prince’s best friend, Elise gets to spend a lot of time with Derek, making her the envy of every girl on campus. Except she refuses to fall for any of his rare smiles and instead warms up to his enemy, the surprisingly charming social outcast Webster Grant.

But in this hilarious tale of fitting in and flirting, not all snubs are undeserved, not all celebrity brats are bratty, and pride and prejudice can get in the way of true love for only so long.

• A Modern Pride and Prejudice Retelling: Instead of Regency ballrooms, think LA house parties. Elise Benton is the smart, witty new girl who’s not impressed by Coral Tree Prep’s arrogant prince, Derek Edwards.
• Celebrity Romance: He’s the son of Hollywood’s most famous couple and has a reputation to match. But Elise soon discovers that not all celebrity brats are bratty.
• High School Setting: Navigating the halls of a private LA high school where status is everything, especially when your mom is the new principal everyone loves to hate.
• The Misunderstood Hero: Derek Edwards is aloof, infuriating, and seems to hate everyone—especially her. So why does Elise find herself warming up to his rare smiles?

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Claire LaZebnik is the author of ten published novels and, with Dr. Lynn Kern Koegel, two works of nonfiction about autism (Overcoming Autism and Growing Up on the Spectrum). She wrote a Modern Love column for the New York Times about having an adolescent son with autism entering the dating scene. Her writing has appeared in numerous magazines and periodicals, including Vogue, the Wall Street Journal, and Redbook.

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Will Elise’s love life be an epic win or an epic fail?

At Coral Tree Prep in Los Angeles, who your parents are can make or break you. Case in point:

As the son of Hollywood royalty, Derek Edwards is pretty much prince of the school—not that he deigns to acknowledge many of his loyal subjects.

As the daughter of the new principal, Elise Benton isn’t exactly on everyone’s must-sit-next-to-at-lunch list.

When Elise’s beautiful sister catches the eye of the prince’s best friend, Elise gets to spend a lot of time with Derek, making her the envy of every girl on campus. Except she refuses to fall for any of his rare smiles and instead warms up to his enemy, the surprisingly charming social outcast Webster Grant. But in this hilarious tale of fitting in and flirting, not all snubs are undeserved, not all celebrity brats are bratty, and pride and prejudice can get in the way of true love for only so long.

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Epic Fail

By Claire LaZebnik

HarperTeen

Copyright © 2011 Claire LaZebnik
All right reserved.
ISBN: 9780061921261

Chapter One

The front office wasn?t as crazy as you?d expect on
the first day of school, which seemed to confirm
Coral Tree Prep?s reputation as ?a well oiled machine.?
That was a direct quote from the Private School
Confidential website I had stumbled across when I first
Googled Coral Tree?right after my parents told me
and my three sisters we?d be transferring there in the
fall. Since it was on the other side of the country from
where we?d been living?from where I?d lived my entire
life?I couldn?t exactly check it myself, and I was
desperate for more information.
A well-oiled machine didn?t sound too bad. But I
was less thrilled to read that Coral Tree was ?basically
a country club masquerading as a school.? The same
anonymous writer added, ?I?ve yet to see a student
drive a car onto campus that?s not a Porsche or a BMW.
And even an AP math student would lose count of the
Louboutins on the girls here.? Yuck.
But while I was clicking around that site, I learned
about another private school in L.A. that had a
?condom tree??kids allegedly tossed their used condoms
up into its branches?so I guess my parents could have
done worse than, you know, Coral Tree.
True to the school?s reputation, the administrator
in the office was brisk and efficient and had quickly
printed up and handed me and Juliana each a class list
and a map of the school.
?You okay?? I asked Juliana, as she stared at the map
like it was written in some foreign language. She started
and looked up at me, slightly panicked. Juliana?s a year
older than me, but she sometimes seems younger,
mostly because she?s the opposite of cynical and I?m the
opposite of the opposite of cynical.
Because we?re so close in age, people frequently ask
if the two of us are twins. It?s lucky for me we?re not,
because if we were, Juliana would be The Pretty One.
She and I do look a lot alike, but there are infinitesimal
differences?her eyes are just a touch wider apart,
her hair a bit silkier, her lips fuller?and all these little
changes add up to her being truly beautiful and my
being reasonably cute. On a good day. When the light
hits me right.
I put my head closer to hers and lowered my voice.
?Did you see the girls in the hallway? How much
makeup they?re all wearing? And their hair is perfect,
like they spent hours on it. How is that possible?? Mine
was in a ponytail. It wasn?t even all that clean because
our fourteen-year-old sister, Layla, had hogged the bathroom
that morning and I?d barely had time to brush my
teeth, let alone take a shower.
?It?ll all be fine,? Juliana said faintly.
?Yeah,? I said, with no more conviction. ?Anyway,
I?d better run. My first class is on the other side of the
building.? I squinted at the map. ?I think.?
She squeezed my arm. ?Good luck.?
?Find me at lunch, okay? I?ll be the one sitting by
herself.?
?You?ll make friends, Elise,? she said. ?I know you
will.?
?Just find me.? I took a deep breath and plunged
out of the office and into the hallway?and instantly hit
someone with the door. ?Sorry!? I said, cringing.
The girl I?d hit turned, rubbing her hip. She wore an
incredibly short miniskirt, tight black boots that came
up almost to her knees, and a spaghetti-strap tank top.
It was an outfit more suited for a nightclub than a day
of classes, but I had to admit she had the right body
for it. Her blond hair was beautifully cut, highlighted,
and styled, and the makeup she wore really played up
her pretty blue eyes and perfect little nose. Which was
scrunched up now in disdain as she surveyed me and
bleated out a loud and annoyed ?FAIL!?
The girl standing with her said, ?Oh my God, are
you okay?? in pretty much the tone you?d use if
someone you cared about had just been hit by a speeding
pickup truck right in front of you.
It hadn?t been that hard a bump, but I held my hands
up apologetically. ?Epic fail. I know. Sorry.?
The girl I?d hit raised an eyebrow. ?At least you?re
honest.?
?At least,? I agreed. ?Hey, do you happen to know
where room twenty-three is? I have English there in,
like, two minutes and I don?t know my way around. I?m
new here.?
The other girl said, ?I?m in that class, too.? Her hair
was brown instead of blond and her eyes hazel instead of
blue, but the two girls? long, choppy manes and skinny
bodies had been cast from the same basic mold. She was
wearing a narrow, silky turquoise tank top over snug
boot-cut jeans and a bunch of multicolored bangles on
her slender wrist. ?You can follow me. See you later,
Chels.?
?Yeah,wait, hold on a sec.? Chels, or whatever her name was?pulled her friend toward her and whispered something in her ear. Her friend?s eyes darted
toward me briefly, but long enough to make me glance
down at my old straight leg jeans and my THIS IS
WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE T-shirt and feel like I
shouldn?t have worn either.
The two girls giggled and broke apart.
?I know, right?? the friend said. ?See you,? she said
to Chels and immediately headed down the hallway,
calling brusquely over her shoulder, ?Hurry up. It?s on
the other side of the building and you don?t want to be
late for Ms. Phillips?s class.?
?She scary?? I asked, scuttling to keep up.
?She just gets off on handing out EMDs.?
?EMDs?? I repeated.
?Early morning detentions. You have to come in at,
like, seven in the morning and help clean up and stuff
like that. Sucks. Most of the teachers here are pretty
mellow if you?re a couple of minutes late, but not Phillips.
She?s got major control issues.?
?What?s your name?? I asked, dodging a group of
girls in cheerleader outfits.
?Gifford.? Really? Gifford? ?And that was Chelsea
you hit with the door. You really should be more
careful.?
Too late for that advice?in my efforts to avoid bumping
into a cheerleader, I had just whammed my shoulder
on the edge of a locker. I yelped in pain. Gifford rolled
her eyes and kept moving.
I caught up again. ?I?m Elise,? I said, even though
she hadn?t asked. ?You guys in eleventh grade, too??
?Yeah. So you?re new, huh? Where?re you from??
?Amherst, Mass.?
She actually showed some interest. ?That near
Harvard??
?No. But Amherst College is there. And UMass.?
She dismissed that with an uninterested wave. ?You
get snow there??
?It?s Massachusetts,? I said. ?Of course we do. Did.?
?So do you ski??
?Not much.? My parents didn?t, and the one time
they tried to take us it was so expensive that they never
repeated the experiment.
?We go to Park City every Christmas break,?
Gifford said. ?But this year my mother thought maybe
we should try Vail. Or maybe Austria. Just for a change,
you know??
I didn?t know. But I nodded like I did.
?You see the same people at Park City every year,?
she said. ?I get sick of it. It?s like Maui at Christmas,
you know??
I wished she?d stop saying ?You know??
Fortunately, we had reached room 23. ?In here,?
said Gifford. She opened the door and went in,
successfully communicating that her mentoring ended
at the room?s threshold.

Over...

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: HarperCollins
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2011
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 0061921262
• ISBN 13: 9780061921261
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 304
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