Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse - Softcover

Griffin, Forrest

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0061998265 ISBN 13: 9780061998263

Verlag: William Morrow Paperbacks, 2020

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Book by Griffin Forrest Krauss Erich

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In "Got Fight?" Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss unleashed their unique brand of humor by showing people how to toughen up. Now in this sequel, Griffin and Krauss teach them the ultimate form of manliness: surviving the coming apocalypse. For years Forrest Griffin has been waiting anxiously to find himself in a post-apocalyptic future. Why is he so excited about the near-extinction of mankind? Because of the freedom it offers: with grooming and personal hygiene no longer a prerequisite to social acceptance, men can let their mutton chops grow and live out their secret fantasies of becoming Wolverine. They can kill animals with their bare hands, practice throw knives all day, and never have to say excuse me or please. With survival tips, illustrations, and photos of Forrest showing off his wilderness expertise, this book is a survival guide for everyone who believes the end is near and wants to be prepared. From eating in the wild to fighting dirty in a world that looks like Mad Max, "Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down" is the ultimate guide for staying alive, no matter the conditions.

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The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here's a quick checklist:

1. Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones now so they don't come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

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• Verlag: William Morrow Paperbacks
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2020
• ISBN 10: 0061998265
• ISBN 13: 9780061998263
• Einband: Tapa blanda
• Anzahl der Seiten: 280