English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken from Everyday Life - Softcover

Johnson, Sterling

Softcover

ISBN 10: 031214329X ISBN 13: 9780312143299

Verlag: St. Martin's Griffin, 1996

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In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem.

Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.

English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

"Great f*cking book!" -Stephen King

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World-renowned for his innovative lectures and workshops, Professor Sterling Johnson has been teaching English as a second language for over twenty years. He now lives in Pacific Grove, California, where he enjoys a "nice f*cking day" as much as the next fellow.

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In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for non-native speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

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English as a Second F*cking Language

How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday LifeBy Sterling Johnson

St. Martin's Griffin

Copyright © 1996 Sterling Johnson
All right reserved.
ISBN: 9780312143299

FUCK

Fuck is the mother of all words. Short and effective, it gets to the root of creation.

The euphemisms for fuck are cumbersome and inexact. One example will make our point:

 

example:

Romeo:I want to engage in sexual intercourse with you.Juliet:Sorry, I don’t have time. I thought you just wanted to fuck.

 

Some Romeo! What a namby-pamby mouthful! In the time it takes to say it, you could fuck a half-dozen times.

 

Fuck is sometime called the F-Word. Avoid that term. Just say fuck.

 

fuck

The word’s meaning, both as noun and verb, is sexual and positive. However, many of its extended, nonsexual meanings can be negative.

example:

Sigmund: How come you’re mad at Carl?

Rudolph: The no-good fuck fucked me out of ten dollars.

fuck around

This sometimes means to fuck people other than your mate. It can also mean to engage in idle fun.

example:

Dwight:Phoebe, dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was at the shoe-clerk convention?Phoebe:Gosh no, honey. I spent my time fucking around by myself in the garden.Dwight:Odd. I found a used condom under our bed, and it wasn’t mine.Phoebe:Huh, where do you suppose it came from?

fuck it

The non-sexual meaning is similar to “the hell with it.” It’s a useful term for dismissing nonessential or irrelevant matters.

example:

Nadine:Arnold, if we don’t pay this phone bill by noon today, they’ll shut off our service.Arnold:Fuck it. There’s no one I want to talk to, anyway.

fuck up

As a noun, fuck-up refers to a botched situation or an incompetent person. As a verb, fuck up refers to the action that caused it.

example:

Henry:That job turned out to be a real fuck-up.Eugene:That’s because that fuck-up Jackson was in charge. He could fuck up a wet dream.

 

Fuck you!

This is one of the most useful phrases in the lexicon of swears. It eliminates the need to argue—or even reason—with people whose purposes or opinions are different from your own.

example:

(NOTE: Marcel’s words are italicized to indicate that he is acting them out rather than speaking them.)

Marcel:Could you spare $5 to support the mime foundation?Frank:Fuck you!

example:

Officer:I’m sorry I had to ticket you, but the radar clocked you at five miles over the limit. Have a nice day!Mort:Fuck you!

EQUIVALENTS OF FUCK

There are a number of equivalents for the word fuck. Our panel sees no need for them, but we offer a few for informational purposes.

VERBS

ball

This comes from the expression “to have a ball”—a good time. The “ball” in this case refers to a gala event, not a testicle. However, in order to ball, you need to have the testicular type of ball. You only need one, but two is the norm.

example:

Norm:What happened with the girl you met at the ball last night?Al:She grabbed my left ball, so we left the ball and I balled her.

 

bang

Of the many aggressive words for fuck, this is the most common. Others include boff and thump.

examples:

Dexter:Did I tell you I banged that blonde waitress from the Reno Diner?Baxter:I thought you said you boffed the redhead.Dexter:Right. I thumped them bothBaxter:You sure have a way with the ladies!

dick

This term comes from the tool used in the act.

example:

William:When does a gigolo bill his client?Richard:After he dicks her.

 

get it, etc.

Combinations with get that mean fuck include: get a little, get in, get it, get it on, get laid, get some, and get your ashes hauled.

hide the weenie

This is a jocular way to say fuck. Avoid it.

lay

This is a mild term for fuck, and a common one. It’s based on the strange idea that people always lay down to fuck (see basket fuck in the IDIOMS section).

screw

Except in a basket fuck (see the IDIOMS section) there is no actual rotation involved. Like fuck, screw can have a negative, non-sexual meaning.

example:

Sergio:I screwed up my math test; now I can’t go on the class beach picnic.Andre:Then you won’t get fucked; it looks like you’re screwed.

NOUNS

lay
fuck
piece of ass
quickie

 

 

FUCK ANALYSIS

Night at the Opera

John:Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?Mary:Fucking-A1. Should I wear my black dress?John:Why the fuck2 not?Mary:Fucked3 if I know—Oh, fuck4! I just remembered. It got fucked up5 in the wash.John:Well, fuck6 the opera, let’s stay home and fuck7.Mary:Good fucking8 idea.

1. Fucking-A: This is a strong affirmation.

2. the fuck: This is an intensifier.

3. Fucked: This is short for “I’ll be fucked if I know,” which has nothing to do with actual fucking. It’s the equivalent of “I’ll be damned if I know,” which has nothing to do with damnation. In other words: “I don’t know.”

4. Oh, fuck! This is an interjection. The Oh isn’t necessary; Fuck! by itself is a complete interjection.

5. fucked up: This means damaged.

6. fuck: Here, fuck is used in a negative sense, similar to, “The hell with the opera.”

7. fuck: Here, fuck is used in its primary sense.

8. fucking: A novice might think the intended meaning is: “This is a good idea about fucking.” In fact fucking in the sexual sense isn’t intended; the word is merely an intensifier. And a fucking good one at that.

 

 

Copyright © 1995 by Sterling Johnson. All rights reserved.

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Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: St. Martin's Griffin
• Erscheinungsdatum: 1996
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 031214329X
• ISBN 13: 9780312143299
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 90
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