Watch Your F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Explicit Detail and Enhanced by Numerous Examples Taken from Everyday Life - Softcover

Johnson, Sterling

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0312318715 ISBN 13: 9780312318710

Verlag: St. Martins Press-3PL, 2004

Inhaltsangabe

Let the squeamish beware!

Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages.

Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context:

FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing.
RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking.

The name of the game is communication, and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto.

Among its features:

*Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage
*An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing
*A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words
*A Final F*cking Exam

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World-renowned for his innovative lectures and workshops, Professor Sterling Johnson has been teaching English as a second language for over twenty years. He now lives in Pacific Grove, California, where he enjoys a "nice f*cking day" as much as the next fellow.

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Watch Your F*cking Language

How to swear effectively, explained in explicit detail and enhanced by numerous examples taken from everyday lifeBy Sterling Johnson

St. Martin's Griffin

Copyright © 2004 Sterling Johnson
All right reserved.
ISBN: 9780312318710

Watch Your F*cking Language

Short Stuff

 

 

If we piss as we walk, must we next shit as we run?

--MONTAIGNE (UPON OBSERVING A MAN WHO PISSED AS HE STROLLED THE CHAMPS ÉLYSÉES.)

Acronyms, abbreviations, and initialisms are among the more annoying time-saving inventions. Still, time is money, and we might as well profit from the truncated swears so common today.

An acronym is a pronounceable word formed from the first letter or letters of a phrase. For example, the ZIP of the postal code stands for Zoning Improvement Plan.

 

FUBAR

Fucked up beyond all recognition. Pronounceable, thus an acronym.

 

RTFM

You'd usually write this out. If you speak it, pronounce each letter. Try to pronounce it as a word and you're begging for a Heimlich maneuver. It stands for read the fucking manual, sound advice for men whodon't know what to do when their computers fuck up and the office nerd is J.O.ing (see here) in the supply closet.

 

BS

This stands for bullshit and is both noun and verb. Pronounce the letters "bee-ess."

 

SOL

This stands for shit out of luck, which means totally unlucky. It looks like an acronym but it isn't. It's an initialism. Pronounce the letters "ess-oh-el."

 

SOB

This stands for son of a bitch. Pronounce the letters "ess-oh-bee."

 

example:

 

FY

For years FYI has meant for your information. Only with the advent of e-mail has FY enjoyed popularity as a stand-in for fuck you. Consider this e-mail exchange between a boss and an underling.

 

example:

 

DF

Pronounced: "dee-ef," this stands for dog fucker and is generally used metaphorically. Its uses are many. For instance, when addressing some arrogant prick with multiple academic degrees, you needn't acknowledge them all. Simply use DF.

 

example:

 

On occasion, the DF in question may be an actual fucker of dogs.

 

example:

 

CYA

Cover your ass. This is the motto of bureaucrats everywhere. It means that no matter what goes wrong, make sure you're not held responsible. Each letter is pronounced: "cee-wye-a."

 

example:

 

WAG

This is an acronym for wild ass guess. Making a WAG is the very essence of creative brain-storming, and also of coming up with dumb answers. Engineers tend to make SWAGs, scientific wild ass guesses. Although "wild" can mean extraordinary, as used here it means reckless, visionary, or unlikely. The ass is an intensifier, as in a "big-ass truck." (See About the Size of It section)

 

example:

 

BFD

Pronounced "bee-ef-dee," it means big fucking deal and should only be used in e-mail correspondence.

 

McFuck

From the world of no-frills fast food we get the name for a no-frills fast fuck, also called a quickie.

In Great Britain, where the McFuck is done standing up, it's called a knee trembler.

In the United States the position is shunned by Southern Baptists, because it could lead to dancing.

 

P.O. 'd

Short for pissed off, meaning angered. Each letter is pronounced "pee-oh'd." But why bother? This initialism is both unnecessary and confusing.

 

example:

 

Piss off!

When you anger someone, you piss off that person; however, the command Piss off! is British usage and means go away, get lost.

 

example:

 

FAQ

This is pronounced "fak" and is not a swear. It is Internet shorthand for a Frequently Asked Question. Donot confuse it with tricky variations of fuck, such as fug, which Norman Mailer used in his 1948 novel The Naked and the Dead. He fooled no one. More than a half-century later, neither will you. As a former First Lady observed, "Just say fuck!"

 

MOFO

You'd think this corrupted shortening of mother fucker would be MOFU, but it isn't. It's a jovial term, usually used between friends.

 

example:

 

SNAFU

The acronym means situation normal: all fucked up. It is occasionally rendered as situation normal: all fouled up. This is witless and wrong. The descriptive phrase is also used as a noun.

 

example:

 

SMA

Not an acronym, it stands for suck my ass. When spoken, each letter is pronounced: "ess-em-a." It is occasionally used as a postscript to a letter. It has greater impact than kiss my ass, but the meaning is essentially the same.

 

example:

 

CF

This is a military term and--following the military fashion of making things more complicated than necessary--it is pronounced "Charley Foxtrot."1 The initials refer to a cluster fuck, which is an aggravated SNAFU.

 

example:

 

MF

Mother fucker, clear and simple. Best written, although acceptable when spoken "em-ef."

 

J.O.

Pronounced "jay-oh," this stands for jerk off, the verb. As a noun, a jerk-off is a useless sort of person. The noun form should not be abbreviated.

 

example:

 

The F-word

This is a poor substitute for fuck. For instance, it's jarring to the ears to hear, "Who the F-word knows?"

 

A

1. This means ass, but it is best used in compounds. Occasionally one hears, "He's a pain in the A." This is foolish. Say pain in the ass.

2. In the expression fucking-A, A doesn't mean ass. It is an affirmation, perhaps related to the word "aye" used by sailors, or perhaps related to the letter A used in A-1, indicating something of first-quality.

example:

 

A-hole

A barely acceptable abbreviation for...

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: St. Martins Press-3PL
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2004
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 0312318715
• ISBN 13: 9780312318710
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 114
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