A Good Morning America Book Club Pick! • A work-from-home comedy where WFH meets WTF. • "An absurd, hilarious romp through the haunted house of late-stage capitalism." —Carmen Maria Machado, author of In the Dream House
Told entirely through clever and captivating Slack messages, this irresistible, relatable satire of both virtual work and contemporary life is The Office for a new world.
Gerald, a mid-level employee of a New York–based public relations firm has been uploaded into the company’s internal Slack channels—at least his consciousness has. His colleagues assume it’s an elaborate gag to exploit the new work-from home policy, but now that Gerald’s productivity is through the roof, his bosses are only too happy to let him work from ... wherever he says he is.
Faced with the looming abyss of a disembodied life online, Gerald enlists his co-worker Pradeep to help him escape, and to find out what happened to his body. But the longer Gerald stays in the void, the more alluring and absurd his reality becomes. Meanwhile, Gerald’s colleagues have PR catastrophes of their own to handle in the real world. Their biggest client, a high-end dog food company, is in the midst of recalling a bad batch of food that’s allegedly poisoning Pomeranians nationwide. And their CEO suspects someone is sabotaging his office furniture. And if Gerald gets to work from home all the time, why can’t everyone? Is true love possible between two people, when one is just a line of text in an app? And what in the hell does the :dusty-stick: emoji mean?
In a time when office paranoia and politics have followed us home, Calvin Kasulke is here to capture the surprising, absurd, and fully-relatable factors attacking our collective sanity ... and give us hope that we can still find a human connection.
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CALVIN KASULKE is a writer based in Brooklyn, New York. A Lambda Literary Fellow, his writing and reporting have been featured in VICE, BuzzFeed, and Electric Literature. This is his first book.
gerald, slackbot
gerald
help
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gerald
uninstall
slackbot
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• Manage your password
gerald
please help me
slackbot
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gerald
uninstall self
slackbot
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#nyc-office
kerolyn
so this spreadsheet
gerald
yes?
kerolyn
was it like, special?
gerald
not particularly
tripp
what were the contents of the spreadsheet
gerald
does that really matter
kerolyn
it must
clearly
Nikki
Clearly it must, for all this to have happened.
gerald
coats
tripp
no comprende
Nikki
https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/d2I8CYEMxVhL6ZplMC0Ji8o?domain=en.wikipedia.org
Coats
Coats may refer to [read more]
tripp
thank you, Nikki
unnecessary
but thank you
Nikki
You’re welcome.
kerolyn
explain the coats, @gerald
gerald
it was a spreadsheet of different winter coats that I was considering purchasing
broken down by price, probable warmth, and other deciding factors
tripp
“other deciding factors”
such as
gerald
Predicted Attractiveness In Coat was a factor
tripp
lol
huge
Nikki
You built out a spreadsheet for that?
kerolyn
no, I get that
gerald
it’s a big decision, financially
kerolyn
it’s a big purchase
exactly
jinx
gerald
is that what you think it is, maybe? a jinx
kerolyn
that’s not what I meant
gerald
maybe you’re right though
Nikki, pradeep, Louis C
Nikki
Why do we have these calls?
What is he even saying?
pradeep
I have no idea
I tune out whenever this dude talks
what’s his role over there again?
Louis C
He’s their comms director.
pradeep
if they have a comms director then why did they hire us?
Louis C
Because he isn’t a very good comms director.
Nikki
You’re both missing my point.
I mean, *what is he actually saying*?
It sounds like he’s taking this call from the bottom of a well.
pradeep
if he’s been stuck in a well for a while, that might explain his grasp of like
the entire internet
Louis C
I believe their offices are located in the greater Tampa area.
Nikki
Is this what Tampa sounds like?
pradeep
please tell me this dude didn’t just say “myspace”
please tell me I did not just hear him say that
Louis C
Yes. This is what Tampa sounds like.
#nyc-office
kerolyn
which channel were you going to upload a spreadsheet about coats into?
gerald
#gents-only
Nikki
You’re joking.
gerald
you guys made a women-only one!!
kerolyn
not the same
Nikki
Not the same.
tripp
why was I not invited??
gerald
we’re getting off-topic
point is that’s the spreadsheet I was trying to upload when I got stuck
and now I’m just kinda, in here
tripp
@gerald invite me to #gents-only
gerald
I’m trying to explain why I’m not in the office rn
tripp
@gerald invite me to #gents-only, you coward
doug smorin
done
tripp
bless u
doug smorin
missed a lot of messages
someone recap for me?
kerolyn
gerald says he can’t come in to work today because he uploaded a spreadsheet wrong, somehow, and now he’s stuck inside slack
or smth
doug smorin
what
kerolyn
that’s what we were investigating
gerald
I know it sounds like bullshit
tripp
should file a ticket with google suite maybe
would be a real significant bug
I’m checking their troubleshooting page rn and it doesn’t look like there’s a section dedicated to users getting Tron’d
gerald
I don’t know how to get un-stuck
tripp
weird that they wouldn’t include that! if it was a real thing that happened!
doug smorin
okay, Gerald, just work from home
gerald
or like, back into my body
doug smorin
but send an email next time
@here FYI please send me or kerolyn an email if you need to call out
I don’t usually look at slack if I have calls
kerolyn
:thumbsup:
lydia
omg Gerald!! sry I’m so late to this!!
get well soon!!!
gerald
help
#gents-only
rob
she had too many teeth
pradeep
???
what does that mean.
rob
exactly what it sounds like?
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