Where I Come From: Stories from the Deep South - Hardcover

Bragg, Rick

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0593317785 ISBN 13: 9780593317785

Verlag: Knopf, 2020

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From the best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of All Over but the Shoutin' and The Best Cook in the World, a collection of irresistible columns from Southern Living and Garden & Gun

Celebrated author and newspaper columnist Rick Bragg brings us an ode to the stories and history of the Deep South, filled with “eclectic nuggets about places and people he knows well” (USA Today) and written with honesty, wit, and deep affection.
 
A collection of wide-ranging and endearingly personal columns—from Bragg’s love of Tupperware (his mother preferred margarine tubs and thought Tupperware was “just showing off”) to the decline of country music, from the legacy of Harper Lee to the metamorphosis of the pickup truck to the best way to kill fire ants—Where I Come From is a book that will be treasured by fans old and new.

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Rick Bragg is the author of twelve books, including the best-selling Ava’s Man and All Over but the Shoutin’. He writes a monthly column for Southern Living, teaches writing at the University of Alabama, and is also a regular contributor to Garden & Gun magazine. He lives in Alabama.

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The Outcast
 
I should have given up, I suppose, after the goat.
 
He was not a regular goat. He was more part goat, part rhi­noceros, about the size of a small horse, but with devil horns. He looked out on the world through spooky yellow eyes, and smelled like . . . well, I do not have the words to say. My little brother, Mark, bought him at the sprawling trade day in Collinsville, Ala­bama, for seventy-five dollars; I would have given him a hundred not to. The first thing the creature did, after coming into our pos­session, was butt the side of a truck. You have to be one terror of a goat to assault a Ford. His name, my little brother said, was Ramrod.
 
“Why would you buy such a thing?” I asked my brother. He told me he planned to purchase a bunch of nanny goats to “get with” Ramrod, after whatever courtship it was that goats required. Ram­rod would beget little Ramrods, who would beget more, till the whole world was covered in ill-tempered mutant goats. I think, sometimes, we did not love that boy enough.
 
Ramrod moved into his new home in a beautiful mountain pas­ture in northeastern Alabama, and, first thing, butted heads with my mother’s equally ill-tempered donkey, Buckaroo. Buck stag­gered a few steps, and his head wobbled drunkenly from side to side, but he did not fall unconscious. This, in Buck’s mind, consti­tuted a victory, and he trotted off, snorting and blowing, like he was somebody.
 
My point is, Ramrod was a goat not to be messed with.
 
Later that year, I was fishing with my brothers in the stock pond in that same pasture. The water was mostly clear, and you could see the bream in the shallows and the dark shapes of bass in the deeper end. For a change, even I was catching fish and pulled in a few nice little bass. My cast, to me, was immaculate, my aim perfect, my mechanics sound, especially for the clunky crankbait I was throwing.
 
“But I’m not gettin’ much distance,” I complained to my big brother, Sam.
 
“It’s fine,” he said, and with an easy flick of his wrist sent a black rubber worm sailing beyond my best cast of the day.
 
I decided to put a little more mustard on it. I let my lure dangle about a foot and a half from the tip of the rod, reared back, torqued, and started forward with a powerful heave . . . and hooked Ram­rod, who had crept up behind me to do me some kind of grievous harm, right between his horns.
 
Ramrod, who for perhaps the first time in his long life seemed unsure of what to do, took off running. My drag, which was not set for a goat of any size, sang.
 
Sam, who has never been too surprised by anything in his whole laconic, irritating life, gazed at the retreating goat as if this were a thing he witnessed every single day.
 
“Can’t remember if that was a ten-pound test I put on that bait­caster,” he said, as if it made a difference. “You can’t catch no fish with heavy line. They can see it,” and he made another cast.
 
The goat ran on. I considered, briefly, just standing my ground and trying to reel him in, to play him like a great tarpon, or a mar­lin. Instead, I began to run parallel with him, reeling in the slack as I did, as I have seen great anglers do with giant fish on the TV. I guess I thought I could eventually get close enough to reach out and snatch the hook out of his head. I truly did not want to hurt him, but that was foolish, of course; you could not hurt Ramrod with a hammer or hand grenade.
 
As it turned out, the point of the hook, not even to the barb, had snagged in the bony base of one horn, and the crankbait jangled atop his head. He was not wounded; he was just mad. He quit run­ning about the time I ran out of line, and my little brother, who had a sort of telepathic bond with this creature, calmly walked over and pulled the hook free while the goat stood there like a pet. Then he and the goat both gave me a dirty look, as if hooking him were something I woke up that morning intending to do.
 
I went back to the pond, frazzled, and— I am not kidding—immediately hooked a water oak, a blackberry bush, and a low-slung power line. There are witnesses to this. I shuffled off with a rubber worm dangling high above me; it was Cherokee Electric’s problem now. I was done fishing that day, and seriously consid­ered being done for good. I walked to the house defeated, but not ashamed, at least as far as Ramrod was concerned. That goat never liked me, anyhow.
 
This is a true story. Great anglers, the kind who tie their own flies and read the tides and have fished the deep blue for levia­thans, will most likely shake their sun-bronzed heads in pity and sad wonder over this. But the bad fishermen out there—you know who you are—will merely nod in understanding and sympathy and, I hope, some degree of solidarity. The only reason they have not caught a goat is that, so far, one has not made their acquain­tance, or wandered into the proximity of their backswing.
 
But perhaps the worst thing about it is that the best fisherman I know, my brother Sam, did not even think that, in the long, sad epic of my fishing life, this episode was remarkable at all. He did not even tell it to anyone, not in the decade since. To him, it was just the kind of thing a poor fisherman like me was likely to do, was somehow fated or destined to do, assuming of course that he did not, first, fall out of a boat and drown.
 
“What is it, truly,” I asked, “I do wrong?” He was too kind to give voice to it.
 
He just spread his hands, palms up, as if to say: Everything.
 
The proof hangs on the wall of the garage, row after row of tan­gled, rusty, and forever abandoned rods and reels, some of them hopelessly entangled with others. One day, with my toolbox and a bottle of good oil, I’ll resurrect them, or try. I’ve caught my big brother staring at them with the saddest look on his face. He used to fix them himself, till it dawned on him it was a thing without hope, or end.
 
I remember the first good fish I ever caught, the first one I was proud of, and it made me, for good and bad, a fisherman the rest of my life. I remember, most clearly, my bait, a knot of red worms in a clump of topsoil that was at least part cow manure. I kept them in a discarded blue plastic margarine tub that I had carefully, scientifically aerated, using a hammer and a nail to poke holes in the snap-on lid.
 
I was maybe seven years old, perched on a slab of rock by a jade-colored slow-moving creek that was easing toward the Coosa. I cast into the deep pools with a closed-face Zebco 202, not catching a thing at first, just loving the motion of it, and the peace it seemed to create inside my mind even then.
 
The sunlight was losing its battle with the thick trees, and I knew I had to be getting home soon; then, I felt that hard pull on the line. I did not have to set the hook, but I pretended to, to look like a big boy, and reeled in a pretty little bass, just a pound or so, even allowing for the inevitable lie. For a few fine seconds, I just looked at it—the color, the pattern on its scales—and as I worked the hook free, it did what fish do, and as it squirmed, I hooked myself in the thumb.
 
I let the fish go, and a kindly old drunk man fishing upstream shakily but carefully unsnagged the hook, which had not gone in past the barb, from my thumb. I wailed.
 
“Hush,” he said. “You ain’t kilt.”
 
And while it hurt like hell, I knew, even then, two true and per­fect...

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Knopf
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2020
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 0593317785
• ISBN 13: 9780593317785
• Einband: Gebundene Ausgabe
• Anzahl der Seiten: 256
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