Rake's Progress: The Madcap True Tale of My Political Midlife Crisis - Hardcover

Johnson, Rachel

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0593318196 ISBN 13: 9780593318195

Verlag: Alfred a Knopf Inc, 2021

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The madcap true story of how Rachel Johnson—born into one of Britain's most famous political families and known since childhood as "Rake"—tries and fails to get elected in the 2019 hard-fought effort to stop Brexit, running against her older brother, Boris, and what she learns in the process about politics, ambition, family, marriage, and winning and losing.

In this fast-paced, irresistible tale, part comic memoir, part diary, part manifesto, Rachel Johnson, daughter of one of England's most brilliant and idiosyncratic families, tells the story of how, in a fit of righteous fury about how the 2019 Brexit vote to leave the EU would affect her own children in their freedom to live, learn, travel, and love, brought about by men she has known either since school or birth, she decides to become the lead candidate for the newly organized pro-Europe Change UK party, running against her older brother, Alexander, known to the world as Boris, who as a child of six claimed he wanted to be "World King"; with Rachel, a year younger, wanting to be "wife and mother."

Johnson writes how she set out to attain the slight victory needed to win her district, crisscrossing its 28,000 square miles on trains, speaking at rallies, handing out leaflets to retirees in freezing supermarket parking lots . . . She writes of the betrayals, the egos, the broken promises, the tensions, the pulls and pushes of campaigning. And she writes of what it is to be a candidate, and female and a mother, of the challenges faced by women in public life, and the reality that for women in the UK, despite having had two female prime ministers, not that much has changed . . . and in the midst of it all, she tells the riveting story of the Johnson family itself, as curious, recognizable and compelling as the Mitfords of England; as famous and lionized as the Kennedys in the U.S. . . .

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RACHEL JOHNSON was born in London, and graduated from an all-boys boarding school and from Oxford University. She has written for Financial Times, worked at the BBC, and has written weekly columns for The Sunday Times, The Sunday Telegraph, The Daily Telegraph, and the Evening Standard. She appears regularly on Sky News and is a contributing editor of The Spectator as well as writing a weekly column in The Mail on Sunday. Johnson is the author of seven books, including four novels.

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“World King”

To adapt tolstoy: all families are special, but big families are—simply by virtue or demerit of their size—more special than standard-issue families just because of this one thing.

There are more of you.

The infinite scope for conflict, friction, jollity, japes, scrapes, fights, and sheer visibility (on a clear day in the U.K. it feels as if you can see and hear the blond tribe of the Johnsons from space) is multiplied exponentially by the number of its members.

No surprise then that large, noisy, public families have a grip on the public imagination. The Mitfords (six daughters, one forgotten son, crazy Farve who hunted his own children to hounds, submissive Mother). The Kennedys. The royal family. The Waltons (as you can sense, I am already running out of famous clans quite quickly before I fasten on my own).

It is a trope that every country regards itself as exceptional, while every child thinks his or her childhood, however peculiar, is normal, because that is all they know.

That wasn’t the case in our family. I think we all knew, right from the beginning.

I definitely knew our family was?.?.?. different. From about the age of three I would lie in bed as I heard the grown-up shouts of laughter over those raffia-covered pregnant bottles of cheap Chianti and breathed in their cigarette smoke, thinking, “Why am I part of this family and not another family? How did I end up HERE?”

My parents were in their very early twenties when they started reproducing. Looking back, I can’t help measuring my life—and even my adult children’s lives—against my parents’ own early milestones, even though I realise my mother and father were basically babies when they had babies and that fact alone explains a lot about how things turned out.

“My mother had three children by the time she was your age,” I said to my oldest son the other day and watched him wince. “When I got pregnant with you, the NHS considered me an elderly primigravida AND I WAS ONLY TWENTY-SIX.”

I’m not sure what the point of these comparisons is, but I was always aware that my parents were virtual prodigies because they married straight outta Oxford, had four kids, then divorced seventeen years later.

It was always just assumed that said kids would all go to Oxford and at least one of us—maybe more, my father went on to marry again and have two more children, so I am one of six, and there is no limit to his ambition for his offspring—would become, at the very least, the most important person in the country. (Years ago, people would start asking, “Did your brother always want to be prime minister?” I would answer, “No, he’s far more ambitious than that.”)

That was always the plan.

In 1970, when i was five, a family friend came to see us in Primrose Hill.

We lived in two houses in Primrose Hill. The first Johnson residence in NW1 was in Princess Road, bang next to our school, Primrose Hill Primary.

The house was a new-build brick box my mother found easy to clean, or at least easier to clean than our next house in NW1, a crumbling, Victorian, semidetached, stucco-fronted affair opposite the shops on Regent’s Park Road, where we moved shortly after my mother had a fourth baby, Joseph, and shortly before my father shunted the whole family to Brussels in 1973 (and then sold Regent’s Park Road over the phone to the journalist Simon Jenkins, who’d called to say his current girlfriend, Gayle—a high-maintenance Texas actress who went on to transform my tiny bedroom in the extension into a California-style storage “solution” just for her shoes—wouldn’t marry him unless he got our house. My father agreed, as he has never to my knowledge said no to anything. “What was a chap to do?” my father explained. “Simon was, you know, very keen on Gayle at the time.”).

We weren’t in either Primrose Hill or Regent’s Park Road long. I remember the latter mainly for the times we left home to go to Casualty.

One day Jo, nine months, consumed some succulent fungus he’d found after crawling behind the washing machine in the basement. His eyes rolled back, he went a funny colour, and my mother had to rush him to University College Hospital, where, as chance would have it, I was already an inpatient, having inhaled eggshell after Al made me choke with laughter over breakfast while I was in the middle of my boiled egg. This resulted in a collapsed lung and pneumonia. I was in hospital so long I did morning lessons on the children’s ward and received my own post. All my little classmates were ordered to write me cards. (Maureen wrote, “At School we have been making animals out of flet [sic] and I hope you better,” and my best friend, Stephen Devaney, wrote, “I’m missing you alot. Specially because of the egg shell in your lung.”)

Being in hospital remains one of my happiest childhood memories (my mother, now seventy-seven, gave me the get-well cards but still has the eggshell in a jar that she keeps in a special place along with locks of baby hair and teeth, all to be dealt with in the fullness of time).

“Your baby appears to be high, Mrs. Johnson,” the Accident and Emergency doctor said, noting her return without surprise, and took Jo away to have his stomach pumped. (I know how bad this sounds, but don’t forget it was the 1970s. As someone commented at length below the line after a piece I wrote for The Telegraph about how much I relished my time at prep school—where it was mainly beating, early-morning Greek, and predatory schoolmasters—today the Johnson children would be taken into care.)

Anyway, when this family friend paid his visit, Al would have been around six years old. He was born fifteen months before me yet I get furious if people don’t know this as I have poured so much time and money into mad, expensive “age-reversal” creams and a punishing fitness and diet schedule, and he very much has not.

In this first memory we were in the downstairs playroom, with its smart modern floor of cork tiles and modular furniture covered with polyester-clad thin foam cushions.

We didn’t have a garden, but went to Primrose Hill or used the car park reserved for the other residents of the development, affixed with large signs saying “No Ball Games” and “No Dogs” where we used to play noisy games and thud balls percussively against our neighbours’ garage doors. Once, when a man told us to stop, we told on him and my father came out and shouted that if the neighbour told us off again he would “knock his block off”—an act of muscular fatherhood we still remember with admiration and affection to this day.

Down in the playroom, I was in a navy hand-knitted jersey and navy cords and Al was in an identical outfit, only in brown. He might have been sitting in a cardboard box as we were in the middle of a game. We all used to beg him to play games as he made them such fun, but from about the age of ten he would answer, “Okay, let’s play reading,” which was crushing. Or he would go to his room to stage ancient naval battles in his sink, using corks, pins, and card to re-create the Greek and Persian fleets at, say, Salamis in 480 b.c. (I am genuinely not making this up).

We had no television and never had friends over. Other mothers considered our family “too rough,” and as my brother’s future wife, Marina, whom we have known since the age of six, confirmed to a biographer years later, we were also “wild and out of control,” our...

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• Verlag: Alfred a Knopf Inc
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2021
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 0593318196
• ISBN 13: 9780593318195
• Einband: Gebundene Ausgabe
• Anzahl der Seiten: 247
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