Sex in the Outdoors: A Humorous Approach to Recreation - Softcover

Tilton, Buck

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0897325796 ISBN 13: 9780897325790

Verlag: Menasha Ridge Press, 2004

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Sex in the Outdoors says it all! If you enjoy - or strive to have the opportunity to enjoy - sex in the vast outdoors, then you've laid hands on the ultimate resource. Benefits include: increased self-esteem; increased awareness of bears and other critters; increased fitness of necessary body parts; increased awareness of possible partners; increased interest in getting it; increased chance of getting it; increased chance of getting away with it. Whether you want it, someone you know wants it, or you have a sex-starved niece or nephew who needs it - Buck Tilton's Sex in the Outdoors promises to deliver the intimate yet practical information all sex-crazed outdoor folks need to know, whether they know they need to know or not.

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Buck Tilton is the co-founder of the Wilderness Medicine Institute of NOLS and has been awarded the Paul Petzoldt Award for Excellence in Wilderness Education. More than 15 of his books are currently in print, including “Sex in the Outdoors,” which is the definitive text on whoopee in the woods. Buck lives in Lander, Wyoming, where he persists in thinking, “Life is far too short to be taken seriously.”

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Sex in the Outdoors says it all! If you enjoy - or strive to have the opportunity to enjoy - sex in the vast outdoors, then you've laid hands on the ultimate resource. Benefits include: increased self-esteem; increased awareness of bears and other critters; increased fitness of necessary body parts; increased awareness of possible partners; increased interest in getting it; increased chance of getting it; increased chance of getting away with it.
Whether you want it, someone you know wants it, or you have a sex-starved niece or nephew who needs it - Buck Tilton's Sex in the Outdoors promises to deliver the intimate yet practical information all sex-crazed outdoor folks need to know, whether they know they need to know or not.

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Sexual Adjuncts Found in Nature

“To know when you have enough is to be immune from disgrace.”
―Lao Tzu

The use of objects found in nature to help satisfy you or your partner’s sexual desires is limited only by your imagination―see Chapter 5: Preparation Be Fore Play―and a few rules. You’re on your own with the imagination part, but here are the rules:

1. Your choice of nature’s offerings should be agreed upon beforehand by all parties concerned. Believe it or not, some folks don’t like the feel of salamanders.
2. Living flora are generally more accepting of a role as a sexual device than living fauna. Consider how a rabbit feels about being used in cancer research.
3. You don’t have to negotiate with dead objects, but you should respect them.
4. There are soft pinecones and there are hard pinecones. There are small pinecones and there are large pinecones. Be careful!
5. Know your mushrooms well.
6. Cockleburrs, and other prickly plants, are out . . . regardless of their names.
7. Feathers are in, especially if they are no longer attached to the bird . . . unless it’s a very sexy bird.

Some herbs found in nature have been used for centuries to enhance the sexual experience. These, in case you’ve forgotten, are known as aphrodisiacs. If you’re hiking around in Mexico or the southwestern United States, for instance, keep an eye peeled for damiana, Turnera aphrodisiaca, well known for its aphrodisiac effect. About one hour before sex, make a strong infusion of the herb by steeping approximately 4,000 damiana leaves in approximately 18 gallons of boiling water for 10 minutes. When the water has cooled, soak in it until you’re ready for intercourse. It gently stimulates the genito-urinary region. If you’re in a hurry, or without an 18-gallon container, make a cup of damiana tea and drink it. It might work. If you’re not in a hurry, try the recipe recommended by Dr. Cynthia Mervis Watson in her delightful book Love Potions: The Doctor’s Guide to Aphrodisia. Soak about an ounce of dried damiana leaves in a pint of vodka for five days. If the vodka-damiana combo fails to work, at least you won’t care as much.

Other naturally occurring aphrodisiacs include wild yams (another native of Mexico), saw palmetto berries, licorice root, ginkgo, sarsaparilla, kola nuts, red clover, and bee pollen. For recipes contact the Institute for Better Living Outdoors at (800) 555-5555 or (www.IBLO.org).

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Menasha Ridge Press
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2004
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 0897325796
• ISBN 13: 9780897325790
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Auflage: 2
• Anzahl der Seiten: 128
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Nicht verfügbar
• Verantwortliche Person: GPSR Kontakt; gpsr@libri.de; ; Europaallee 1; Bad Hersfeld; 36244; Deutschland