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Guy's Guide to Domestic Engineering - Softcover

Frohreich, Keith

 
9781440176197: Guy's Guide to Domestic Engineering

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Guy's Guide to Domestic Engineering offers a light-hearted look at guys who shed their career attire (voluntarily or not), and strap on aprons and tool belts to cook, clean, launder, iron, and maintain the household physique in handy-manly fashion, while their wife or partner continues to bring home the bacon, which they now cook.

Guys will find their inner-foodie, become accomplished zesters and sauciers and understand the difference between Italian parsley and cilantro without sniffing or tasting. Years later, when asked, "How was your Thanksgiving?" they'll be able to reply, "It was the best turkey I ever prepared!"

Their reward, in addition to becoming a kept man, having access to a live-in ATM, and earning a B.S. in Domestic Engineering, will be gaining the satisfaction of doing the right thing, as real men do. Domestic Engineer Guys also possess a secret; the path to the bedroom travels through the kitchen.

Successful completion of this undergraduate degree will elevate guys to Domestic God status in the eyes of their partner, and to the vaulted new 21st Century male label, Uber Guy.

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Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

Keith Frohreich chucked his twenty-five-year chain restaurant marketing and advertising career to become Domestic Engineer Guy, and to write. This book chronicles his transition - the good, bad, ugly, and oops. A newspaper columnist for fifteen years, Keith lives in Anaheim Hills with PJ, his still-employed, retirement-fund-generating cash cow.

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Guy's Guide to Domestic Engineering

By Keith Frohleich

iUniverse, Inc.

Copyright © 2009 Keith Frohleich
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ISBN: 978-1-4401-7619-7

Contents

Acknowledgements.................................................................................................................................................................ixPreface..........................................................................................................................................................................xiIntroduction-You've Been Jobbed..................................................................................................................................................1Chapter 1-Separation Anxieties...................................................................................................................................................5Chapter 2-Time for Home Schooling................................................................................................................................................11Chapter 3-Adjusting More Than Attitude...........................................................................................................................................16Chapter 4-You're a Y-Chromosome-Challenged Guy...................................................................................................................................20Chapter 5-A Short History of Guys and the Kitchen................................................................................................................................25Chapter 6-A Slightly Longer History of the Kitchen and Me........................................................................................................................27Chapter 7-Tools of the Trade.....................................................................................................................................................29Chapter 8-Guys and Carts-Provisions Procurement..................................................................................................................................33Chapter 9-Foodie Cookbooks, Magazines, Shows, and Following Directions...........................................................................................................41Chapter 10-Expanding Your Vocabulary-More Brain Food.............................................................................................................................46Chapter 11-BS (But Seriously)....................................................................................................................................................53Chapter 12-Blueberry Thrills.....................................................................................................................................................70Chapter 13-Guy's Guide to Wine...................................................................................................................................................74Chapter 14-Au Chocolat...........................................................................................................................................................78Chapter 15-Real Men Barbecue (with charcoal).....................................................................................................................................81Chapter 16-How Not to Choke on a Choke...........................................................................................................................................92Chapter 17-Our Day for Fowl Play.................................................................................................................................................97Chapter 18-Vaguely Vogue.........................................................................................................................................................102Chapter 19-Just Call Me "Franck".................................................................................................................................................105Chapter 20-Master of the House...................................................................................................................................................108Chapter 21-Channeling Your Handy-Manly Side......................................................................................................................................113Chapter 22-iYogi, You Boo Boo....................................................................................................................................................116Chapter 23-Mastering the Sanctum Sanctorum.......................................................................................................................................119Chapter 24-Who Moved My Washcloth?...............................................................................................................................................122Chapter 25-Gutting the Garage....................................................................................................................................................125Chapter 26-Pulp Friction.........................................................................................................................................................128Chapter 27-Mastering Lint........................................................................................................................................................131Chapter 28-Mastering the Zen of Ironing..........................................................................................................................................136Chapter 29-How to Score (extra points with your bride)...........................................................................................................................140Chapter 30-The Care and Feeding of You...........................................................................................................................................145Chapter 31-Bookish Club..........................................................................................................................................................148Chapter 32-Here's to Not Dying...................................................................................................................................................151Chapter 33-BMI and Thunder Thighs................................................................................................................................................155Chapter 34-No, You Did Not Ask, But Here is the Shortest Weight Loss, Weight Control, Long-Life Program You Will Ever Read (and the longest chapter heading).....................159Chapter 35-Congrats, Grad........................................................................................................................................................160Chapter 36-The Ability to Cook Does Not a Metrosexual Make.......................................................................................................................163Chapter 37-Domestic Engineer Guy, the New Uberguy................................................................................................................................169Chapter 38-Is My BS Enough?......................................................................................................................................................171Chapter 39-Recipes for Success...................................................................................................................................................174Breakfast of...

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