Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include: Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!' Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.' Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that. Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing. Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.
Over 1,000 hilarious new jokes, from the team behind the hit BBC Two comedy show
UNLIKELY THINGS FOR A VET TO SAY: 'Good news! I managed to cut your pet lizard free from that weird bowl he'd got himself trapped in . . . oh, your pet tortoise?'
UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN AN OBITUARY: A loving father, and very nearly the world record holder for the longest jump between two buildings.
UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN PRISON: 'How thoughtful - a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of the cell.'
UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Forceps . . . scissors . . . coffin . . .'
UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN A PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST: 'I am one of Thatcher's children. And this is my brother, Mark.'
UNLIKELY SMALL ADS: Horse For sale. Will make lovely pet. Or lasagne.
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