The Problem with Me: And Other Essays About Making Trouble in China Today - Softcover

Han, Han

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ISBN 10: 1451660049 ISBN 13: 9781451660043

Verlag: Simon & Schuster, 2017

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“Funny and shrewd” (The New York Times Book Review) essays from China’s most popular young troublemaker about growing up millennial and causing social and political scandal today.

Han Han “owes equal debt to Jack Kerouac and Justin Timberlake” (The New Yorker). He’s the most influential (and provocative) young person in China, equally beloved and reviled for the satirical wit with which he takes on everyone from corrupt politicians to ludicrous protesters and everything from Internet culture in a country that censors the Internet to the question of whether China is ready for democracy. “Evocative and funny” and “occasionally electrifying” (The Wall Street Journal), The Problem with Me provides “an insider’s look into Chinese culture and politics” (Publishers Weekly).

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Born in 1982 to middle class parents, Han Han shot to fame at the age of seventeen with the publication of his debut novel, Triple Door, a runaway bestseller with over two million copies in print. Over the next fifteen years, he cemented his reputation as a director, singer, racecar driver, Internet celebrity, and public intellectual. The Problem with Me is the third of his books to appear in English, after This Generation and 1988: I Want to Talk with the World. He lives in Shanghai.

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The Problem with Me

LET ME TAKE YOU FOR A U-TURN ON CHANG’AN AVENUE

April 2012

Ten years ago I rented a XialiI in Beijing. Now, although I was no slouch, I couldn’t help it that the car was so slow, so I did what I knew I needed to on the airport expressway: I drove in the slow lane. My friend in the car with me was an angry youth, like me, and right as we were in the middle of a heated debate about corruption and senior officials, an Audi behind us turned on its headlights and sounded a siren. The next lane over was empty, so I continued to drive without moving aside. Not ten seconds later, the Audi turned bloodthirsty: the entire car started flashing, and I got insulted by its loudspeaker. My friend grabbed the steering wheel for a moment and told me, “Let him pass.” The Audi shot past us, but its insults persisted for a few hundred meters more. “Man,” I said to my friend. “Those bastards may walk crooked, but they drive like a train on a straight line into the darkness.” “Forget it,” my friend replied. “Did you see how his plate started with ‘Beijing AG6X’? That’s a pretty pow erful number, and it’s usually only given to ———. Make sure you watch out for ones starting with A8, too, since those are for ———.” All I knew was that you didn’t want to mess with drivers with “Shanghai A” plates under 100, so this had me in a fog. Eventually my friend spat out one last comment to that straight-driving Audi train: “Fuck, when I get rich, I have to get a black Audi.”

Later, the same friend really did buy a black Audi, but he never got a license plate. “Isn’t there a problem with not having a license plate?” I asked. “No,” he replied, “because I have this.” He pointed to a metal placard in the windshield that read “Police.” He later added “Beijing Police,” “Great Hall of the People,” and “CPPCC.” Lined up, the placards stretched over to the passenger side, and during traffic jams we could use them like playing cards. I was most worried about the stack of cards blocking his view. Fortunately, my friend liked to drive fast, so each time he turned a corner, the cards tended to pile up, and we’d have to stop and reshuffle them. I asked him if they worked on the road. “They work fantastically,” he said. “Look at me: I don’t have a license plate, but I’ve added these police sirens and flashers, and with all these placards, I’m such a mystery that no cop dares stop me, because no one can guess my background. Here, I’ll do an illegal U-turn for you.”

We were driving on Chang’an Avenue, a road where it’s extremely difficult to do a U-turn. I remember once, not long after I arrived in Beijing, I missed a turn but was unable to turn around. Then I saw a large gate with a broad clearing out in front and, looking closer, I saw that it was Xinhua Gate, the entrance to Zhongnanhai. But to my mind it was part of the Xinhua bookstore chain and thus vaguely connected to my profession. I drove straight in, thinking I could spin a few times in the open space and pretend I had taken a wrong turn. . . . Following a near execution, a deep fear of Chang’an Avenue set in. “Forget it,” I said to my friend. “Let’s not test it.”

My friend didn’t answer. When he reached a red light, he turned on his police lights and went directly up to a traffic cop on the road. The traffic cop pretended not to notice and turned his ass to us. “He doesn’t care!” I said. My friend raised a corner of his lip and quipped: “He’s not getting the hint. Normally, the dumbass would stop the flow of traffic so I can make a turn.”

Not one of the cars streaming by let us pass. My friend sounded the siren, and the traffic cop turned to look at us—or, more accurately, at all the plates, which meant he had to stop oncoming traffic. My friend calmly executed a turn. I’ll admit, at that moment, twenty-year-old me felt a sense of delight and importance at that privilege, even though it was fake. For about ten seconds I felt unusually inflated, like I was spilling out the window. But I soon realized that no one looked at us with respect and admiration. They were full of indignation. Involuntarily I slunk lower in my seat.

“Don’t worry about those idiots,” my friend said with disdain. “Did you see that Jetta? Did you see that dumbass’s official plate? I knew from the color that it was fake. He bought it at the Siyuanqiao Auto Parts City. But I got mine from my connection with ———. I’ve heard we’re not going to be able to use official license plates in the future. We’ll have to have a ‘Beijing Police’ uniform.” He went on: “That dumbass in front of me—why is he driving so slowly? Here, say something into this. Press the button when you speak. Don’t say much, just a few words—‘Move aside, car in front. Move aside’—and the dumbass will move aside for you.”

I can no longer describe the complicated emotions I felt when I sat in the Audi that day. We sat on the roadside at midnight, near Ping’an Avenue, eating lamb hot pot. On the deserted street the cars passed, their strange, drawn-out police sirens wailing. “Dumbass doesn’t have the right decibel,” said my friend. “They got theirs at the Siyuanqiao Auto Parts City, too.”

Yes, we despise privilege when we’re faced with it, but when we’re enjoying “fake” privileges, we’re secretly happy. We judge those susceptible to privilege, but we gloat when we benefit from the same privilege. Lots of people hate special privilege because they don’t have it. I have a friend who thinks that if he had privilege, everyone would follow his advice as a matter of course. This isn’t necessarily true. I believe everyone gets addicted, unless their privilege is special enough that they need only adopt the subtlest of gestures. My friend has had ups and downs in his life, and he no longer owns that Audi; he drives an extremely ordinary seven-seater family car instead. Talking about the past, he laughed and shook his head and called himself egotistical. “I used to whine about all those people, and now I’m copying them.” But he also thought the latest black Audi A8 was gorgeous.

People are always in conflict with themselves. I may be too embarrassed to ever climb into a car with real or fake special privileges and throw my weight around, but every time I’m going to miss a flight, a thought pops up from the darkest part of myself: If I had somewhere I needed to be, and only one flight a day would get me there, and I clearly wasn’t going to make it, what if I just happened to have special privileges? Would I make hundreds of passengers wait for me for thirty minutes? Forget hypocrisy, I’d say my answer would be 80 percent yes. And I’d get the captain to blame air traffic control.

No one knows whether they’ll ride roughshod over other people and the law, no matter how good or gentle they are. Special privileges afforded to certain individuals cannot be beautified or eliminated through personal cultivation. Even if you are drowning in the spit and hatred of the unprivileged, and no one respects you, you won’t be able to stop enjoying what you...

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• Verlag: Simon & Schuster
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2017
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 1451660049
• ISBN 13: 9781451660043
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 240
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