Repugnicance: The 2012 Version of the Republican Babble - Softcover

Won't, George

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1468098837 ISBN 13: 9781468098839

Verlag: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, 2011

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Repugnicance is the new rage - political theatre of the absurd. It s a satirical political movement that slams Republicans to the mat and pins them down by using their own twisted logic.Get ready for the Repugnicance National Unconvention, held on college campuses around the country, August 31- September 2, 2012. Get your sneak preview of all the crazy talk that leads up to it. Between now and then, you ll be hearing a lot about these characters, whose caricatures painted in Repugnicance tones are almost as stupid as the candidates themselves … you ll learn to love: Mutt Romnoid: The Panderer - A robot candidate without a personality or character. Snoot Gingrich: The Professor - An intellectually dishonest candidate of kooky ideas with hefty baggage to match his girth. P.Rick Perry: The Clown - A Yee-haw candidate without a clue. Michele Babblethump: The Loony - Ms. Crazy Eyes who passionately defends Supply Side economics as the second coming of the savior. Run Paul: The Radical - A perpetual candidate whose rabid supporters almost make him seem sane. Herman Lametrain Pizza: The Victim - Undone by unsubstantiated rumors circulated by former mistresses and the lamestream media. Donald Dump: The ego-maniac whose public pronouncements are almost as absurd as his hair. Saint Sarah: The babbling ex-beauty queen who can t seem to finish anything including her run-on sentences. George B. Wush: The Has-Been: whose 8 years in office are today recognized by historians as the low point in American history.It s all in the 2012 Version of the Repugnicant Bible Babble, all explained in plain gibberish: Read the Ten Commandments of Republicanism, Snoot Gangrene s: New Contract on America, The Book of Jeb, Stupid Tips for even Stupider Repugnicants A special paid political advertisement by the Draft .. no ... Daft Saint Sarah for President committee. All this and more… follow the Rapture to the Repugnicant National Shine…. get in on the ground floor by purchasing your shares in U. S. Inc. before the stock price pops on opening day.

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George Won't is the anthesis of George Will. George Will writes for the bastion of the political establishment, The Washington Post. George Won't scribbles at the armory of political irreverence, The Washington Pissed. George Will is the consummate Washington insider. George Won't is the ultimate political outsider. George Will is the master of syntax and grammatical etiquette. George Won't don't give a rats ass about choosing politically correct words. Fact is George Won't don't even care about proper spelling, periods, commas and other etraneous punctuals. George Will was educated in the Ivy League and circulates with aplomb through Washington society circles. George Won't picked up what he knows at Avery's Barber Shop on Fourth Street. "Hell no!"... You'll never see him wearing a tux, 'n you'll never see George Won't sittin' with the power elite at DC dinner parties. George Will wears bowties ... George Won't don't wear no ties. At Georgetown parties George Will knows how to hold utensils all prim and proper. He daintily picks up food for thought and skillfully inserts choice morsels of gossip into his widely read columns. George Won't stuffs food in his mouth with his fingers just like the rest of the locals at the Squat and Gobble in Paint Creek, just outside of town. He listens good to what common folk is saying and somehow works it into wordage that nobody will cherish forever. Whatever?

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• Verlag: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2011
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 1468098837
• ISBN 13: 9781468098839
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 146
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