Attack of the 50 Foot Wallflower - Softcover

Heidicker, Christian McKay

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1481499149 ISBN 13: 9781481499149

Verlag: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers, 2019

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“Wild, weird, hilarious, heartfelt, imaginative, and inventive. The spirit of Kurt Vonnegut is alive and well in its pages.” —Jeff Zentner, author of The Serpent King

“A satisfying mix of mild adolescent angst and creature feature comedy.” —BCCB (starred review)

“Frighteningly fun.” —Booklist (starred review)

From the author of Cure for the Common Universe comes a monster-movie-like novel that bravely challenges perceived notions of beauty, identity, and modern voyeurism.

Phoebe Lane is a lightning rod for monsters.

She and her mom are forced to flee flesh-eating plants, blobs from outer space, and radioactive ants. They survive thanks to Phoebe’s dad—an invisible titan, whose giant eyes warn them where the next monster attack will take place.

All Phoebe wants is to stop running from motel to motel and start living a monster-free life in New York or Paris. But when her mom mysteriously vanishes, Phoebe is left to fend for herself in small-town Pennybrooke.

That's when Phoebe starts to transform…

Christian McKay Heidicker returns with a book unlike any other, challenging perceived notions of beauty, identity, and what it means to be a monster.

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Christian McKay Heidicker watched a lot of TV as a kid. (Probably too much.) It disturbs/enthralls him to think that the characters he was watching were sentient. (They probably were.) Attack of the 50 Foot Wallflower is his second novel. His first novel, Cure for the Common Universe, was about how he plays too many video games. Learn more at CMHeidicker.com.

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Attack of the 50 Foot Wallflower
“Hey! You! In the dress. Wanna hear a joke?”

I was smoking in the shadow of the big top tent when the carny started to flirt with me. The wind changed directions, so my cigarette changed hands. Ma’d just about kill me if she knew I was smoking in my new sheath dress.

“Ah, come on,” the carny said. “One little joke won’t hurt ya.”

He was coiling rope with arms like stretched taffy. He sported a Boy Scout haircut and smiled uneven teeth beneath an uneven mustache. And here I’d hoped my new dress would attract a different sort of fella—my age maybe.

“Tell you what,” the carny said. “I’ll tell the joke. If you laugh, you gotta tell me where I can find you when I get off work tonight. If you don’t, then”—he placed a hand on his chest, like his heart might break—“I’ll leave you alone forever.”

I took another drag and blew the smoke upward. Daddy filled the western sky, faint as faded denim and tall as a mountain in a land ironed flat. He was eating popcorn in his bathrobe while the sun set near his knees. His eyes, the size of moons, were fixed on the eastern horizon. Ma always called this a “fair-weather day” because it meant there were no Shivers anywhere near these parts.

Still, if Daddy’s eyes moseyed south and landed on Pennybrooke before this carnival could begin—and me and Ma had to flee instead of sit through another audience hooting and leering while she showed off half her bra—I wouldn’t have been too broken up about it.

“So a blind guy staggers into a woodworking shop,” the carny said, coiling a new rope. “Y’know, dark glasses, swinging his cane, bumping into things, the works. And he asks the owner for a job. The owner looks this guy up and down, and thinks, ‘No way am I giving a blind guy a job in a woodworking shop. We got power tools here.’?”

I smoked and listened. Well, half-listened anyway. Why couldn’t Ma take us to Paris? Or New York City? Carnies don’t flirt with you in New York City. Worst flirt you’d get in Paris is a mime, and they’d be charming about it—throw an invisible lasso around your waist and present you with an invisible ring or something. Besides, a big city like that has got a lot more people in it, so there’s less chance of getting killed in a Shiver.

The carny ignored my bored expression and continued his joke. “So the owner asks the blind guy how he’d be able to tell the difference between types of wood. And the blind guy just taps his nose, like he’s got this great sense of smell, right? So the owner decides to give him a test. See how good this guy’s sniffer really is.”

I took a final drag from my cigarette, let it drop in the dust, and ground it out with my pump.

“You ever think about how you’re gonna die?” I asked the carny.

“What’s that now?” He seemed taken aback, like he didn’t know I was able to ask my own questions. I was just there to listen and laugh at his joke like a doll with a pull string.

“How you’re gonna die,” I said again. “And when you think it’ll happen.”

The carny snorted and let the coiled rope flop off his shoulder. “Old and drunk and in bed,” he said, “hopefully with the right lady by my side.” His gaze dipped below the hem of my dress. “I don’t mind a little dough on ’em.”

I tried to think up a retort about how he should go to the bakery and choke on a loaf of bread, but I never was as quick with comebacks as Ma. Instead, I found Daddy’s eyes in the sky again.

“I’d say you got three weeks. A month tops.”

The carny saluted the clouds and blinked. Even though Daddy was as tall as a tornado, he was still invisible to the carny’s eyes. “That’s, uh, some pretty dark subject matter for a girl young as yourself.”

“You didn’t seem too worried about my age when you asked what I was doing later.”

The carny scoffed. I smiled too, at my own little joke.

Ma was a lightning rod for monsters. She said so herself. If this carny was going to travel in the same carnival the famous Loretta Lane was starring in, then a Shiver would catch up to him eventually. Only Ma and I would have plenty of time to escape when Daddy’s eyes wandered this way to warn us, like thunder before the lightning.

“Where’d you get your confidence, girlie?” the carny asked.

I wished I’d inherited enough of Ma’s good looks that it would be obvious, but I sighed and nodded to the billboard on the edge of the field. “Runs in the family.”

The billboard was painted with tall, screaming letters: COME ONE! COME ALL! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE EMPEROR OF APES! GASP AT THE TOWERING BONES OF OOK, THE APE THAT NEARLY TOPPLED A SKYSCRAPER! JUST 50¢! And toward the bottom: (STICK AROUND TILL EVENING TO SEE THE STUNNING LORETTA LANE IN HER ICONIC TORN DRESS!).

“Say,” the carny said. “You’re that Lane girl.”

I struck a match, lit another cigarette, and then shook out the flame. “Guess you better watch what you say around me then.”

The carny scratched the back of his neck and hauled up the coiled rope, tossing it into a wheelbarrow. “Nah. My uncle runs this carnival. They couldn’t fire me if they wanted to.”

I smirked. I could tell he was rattled.

He scooped up the last rope and started winding. “The boys say you stay cooped up in that motel room all day. Why don’t you get out? Live a little?”

I took in the dusty air, the tattered tents, the rusted carnival rides, the near-flat skyline. “You call this living?”

Without another word, I spun on my heel and headed back into town.

“Hey!” the carny called after me. “Don’t you wanna hear the end of the joke?”

“I’ll survive.”

• • •

Whenever we reached a new town, Ma always made us stop by the tourist center to watch the promotional film. She said it gave us culture.

“And here we have Pennybrooke. Ah. Peaceful Pennybrooke. Don’t let the harsh desert horizons fool you. For our city is a veritable oasis, rejuvenated by . . . shops . . . fine dining . . . roller skating . . . baseball . . . and even a lovely park where you can take that special someone for a stroll. Ha-ha. Hold on to that one, fella!”

They couldn’t fool me. Pennybrooke was just another in a long list of cookie-cutter towns on this tour—Cherrywood, Merrycreek, Sunnydale, Happy Oak—each the spitting image of the last. I could walk these streets with my eyes closed and still tell you everything the town had to offer.

Exiting the carnival field, I passed the dull white walls of the church and then crossed the street, turning my head away from the gray brick of the high school. On Main Street, I passed the lackluster record shop with the sign that read NO RACE MUSIC and the drugstore with its display of Slinkies and Hula-Hoops, jawbreakers and lilac water, and a spinning rack of comics with Captain America socking the Gill-man right in his fish lips. I continued past the frying grease smell of the...

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2019
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 1481499149
• ISBN 13: 9781481499149
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Zeichner: Bosma Sam
• Anzahl der Seiten: 320
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