Two Blankets, Three Sheets - Softcover

Al Galidi, Rodaan

Softcover

ISBN 10: 164286045X ISBN 13: 9781642860450

Verlag: World Editions, 2020

Inhaltsangabe

Amsterdam Airport, 1998. Samir Karim steps off a plane from Vietnam, flushes his fake passport down the toilet, and requests asylum. Fleeing Iraq to avoid conscription into Saddam Hussein’s army, he has spent seven years anonymously wandering through Asia. Now, safely in the heart of Europe, he is sent to an asylum center and assigned a bed in a shared dorm―where he will spend the next nine years. As he navigates his way around the absurdities of Dutch bureaucracy, Samir tries his best to get along with his 500 new housemates. Told with compassion and a unique sense of humor, this is an inspiring tale of survival, a close-up view of the hidden world of refugees and human smugglers, and a sobering reflection of our times.

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RODAAN AL GALIDI is a poet and writer. Born in Iraq and trained as a civil engineer, he has lived in the Netherlands since 1998. As an undocumented asylum seeker he did not have the right to attend language classes, so he taught himself to read and write Dutch. His novel The Autist and the Carrier Pigeon won the European Union Prize for Literature in 2011―the same year he failed his Dutch citizenship course. Two Sheets, Three Blankets, already a bestseller in the Netherlands, is his most successful novel to date.

Jonathan Reeder, a native of New York and longtime resident of Amsterdam, enjoys a dual career as a literary translator and performing musician. Alongside his work as a professional bassoonist he translates opera libretti and essays on classical music, as well as contemporary Dutch fiction by authors including Peter Buwalda, Bram Dehouck, Christine Otten, Adri van der Heijden, and the forthcoming Two Blankets, Three Sheets by Rodaan Al Galidi. His recent translations include Rivers by Martin Michael Driessen (winner of the 2016 ECI Literature Prize) and The Lonely Funeral by Maarten Inghels and F. Starik.

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A humorous account of a nine-year wait Amsterdam Airport, 1998. Samir Karim steps off a plane from Vietnam, flushes his fake passport down the toilet, and requests asylum. Fleeing Iraq to avoid conscription into Saddam Hussein’s army, he has spent seven years anonymously wandering through Asia. Now, safely in the heart of Europe, he is sent to an asylum center and assigned a bed in a shared dorm―where he will spend the next nine years. As he navigates his way around the absurdities of Dutch bureaucracy, Samir tries his best to get along with his 500 new housemates. Told with compassion and a unique sense of humor, this is an inspiring tale of survival, a close-up view of the hidden world of refugees and human smugglers, and a sobering reflection of our times. ‘Two Sheets, Three Blankets is a valuable and rich novel about fear, uncertainty, arbitrariness, and hopelessness, written by someone who was, thankfully, able to use his new language as a lifebuoy.’ TZUM ‘In all its tragedy of miscommunication, loss of identity and of meaning of life, humiliations, and incapacity to truly connect, it is also a very light and humorous book.’ LITERAIR NEDERLAND

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A humorous account of a nine-year waitAmsterdam Airport, 1998. Samir Karim steps off a plane from Vietnam, flushes his fake passport down the toilet, and requests asylum. Fleeing Iraq to avoid conscription into Saddam Husseins army, he has spent seven years anonymously wandering through Asia. Now, safely in the heart of Europe, he is sent to an asylum center and assigned a bed in a shared dormwhere he will spend the next nine years. As he navigates his way around the absurdities of Dutch bureaucracy, Samir tries his best to get along with his 500 new housemates. Told with compassion and a unique sense of humor, this is an inspiring tale of survival, a close-up view of the hidden world of refugees and human smugglers, and a sobering reflection of our times.Two Blankets, Three Sheets is a valuable and rich novel about fear, uncertainty, arbitrariness, and hopelessness, written by someone who was, thankfully, able to use his new language as a lifebuoy. TZUMIn all its tragedy of miscommunication, loss of identity and of meaning of life, humiliations, and incapacity to truly connect, it is also a very light and humorous book. LITERAIR NEDERLAND

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I landed at Schiphol Airport at 9 a.m. on the eleventh of February. Or at 11 a.m. on the ninth of February, I can’t remember the exact date anymore. I do know that it was 1998. Some twenty hours earlier I had been walking around Ho Chi Minh City Airport with my forged Dutch passport. The photo had been well-doctored, but there was one hitch: the height of the official owner was 1.73 meters. I am 1.86―thirteen centimeters, almost half a foot, taller. The hand that now writes these words trembled as I stood in line at customs. I could not convince the hand that if its trembling betrayed me, it could mean years in a Vietnamese jail. When it was my turn, I handed the passport, which also trembled, to the customs agent. His narrow Asian eyes bored into me. He examined my passport, looked up and asked, in English: “Where is Curaçao?” His question took me by surprise. I had memorized the information in the passport, spent hours practicing the signature. I knew that its bearer was born in Curaçao, but where that was, I did not know, nor had it struck me as something I should know. The man looked at me, waiting for an answer. “Near Amsterdam,” I said nervously. The man squinted. “About forty kilometers northeast of Amsterdam,” I added quickly, feeling the need to provide more details. “A pretty place.” Then he smiled. His curiosity had been satisfied, and he stamped the passport. Landing in the Netherlands gave me my first glimpse of Europe, the origin of all those marvelous books whose translations I spent so much effort tracking down in Iraq, and which I then devoured. Europe might be gray outside, but to me it was more beautiful than any other country I ever had seen. I looked out the airplane window and considered that, for the first time in my life, I could be a person. Here I would shed my fear like an old, torn pair of trousers. Here I would discard my caution like smelly, holey socks. I will never forget that blissful feeling. I waited in my seat until everyone else had disembarked past the smiling Asian stewardesses. As I walked to the aircraft door, I prayed the immigration officials wouldn’t be carrying out spot checks, because then they would see where I had come from and send me straight back. Luckily I made it unhindered through the jetway and into the transit hall, where I was relieved to quickly vanish among the other travelers. Some had just arrived, some were just beginning their journey, and others were merely passing through. As for myself, I wasn’t sure whether I had arrived, or was beginning my journey, or passing through. First things first: the China Airlines plane had to take off again, and leave Schiphol without me. Normally a passport is one’s most precious possession in a transit hall, but mine was my greatest liability. I had to get rid of it as quickly as possible. If the police catch you with a forged passport, they know which airplane you arrived on, which means they also know how to deport you. I was a bundle of nerves when a policeman approached me and asked if I needed assistance. “Toilet,” I said in English, and crossed my legs so he would see that I wasn’t acting strangely out of anxiety but out of physical necessity. He pointed to the nearest men’s room and I thanked him. Once out of sight, I went the other way and ducked into one further up instead. There I tore my passport and ticket into the tiniest possible scraps and dropped them into the toilet bowl. I did the same with the addresses I still had with me, as well as all my Thai, Vietnamese, Laotian, and Malaysian banknotes. I flushed the global trail that had led me to Schiphol down the toilet. I also threw away the Asian souvenirs I had bought on the advice of a smuggler in Bangkok, who said that travelers to Europe without hand baggage attract attention at the airport, because Europeans always buy souvenirs. So I had filled a carry-on bag with gifts purchased here and there from sidewalk peddlers. The smuggler was right: after checking my bag at Ho Chi Minh City, they zipped it shut with a smile because I had such good taste. Once back outside the men’s room all I had on me was ten dollars. The only thing I regretted was having neglected to bring any warm clothing. I was so busy avoiding getting caught that I didn’t consider what kind of clothes would be useful in Holland. In fact, I hadn’t the slightest idea of the climate here. Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, I walked through the transit hall and marveled at its enormity. It resembled a city, where everything you wanted could be had.

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: World Editions
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2020
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 164286045X
• ISBN 13: 9781642860450
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 400
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