For the first printing only! This deluxe paperback features stained and stenciled edges and French flaps while the special edition supply lasts.
From the incomparable mind of award winner Neal Shusterman, New York Times bestselling author of the Arc of a Scythe, comes a collection of uncanny and unforgettable short stories.
This collection of unforgettable and uncanny stories could only come from the mind of award winner Neal Shusterman. Compiled for the first time in one epic volume, these stories both classic and brand-new will stretch your imagination from terror to the sublime and back again. Explore a world where bats block out the sun, where soup is a trap for your soul, or where the life-force of a glacier can bring back the dead. Journey to a place where the wind can be captured, time can be crafted into infinite attic space, or a hot tub can house an ancient monster. And revisit the Arc of the Scythe universe for two all-new tales of gleaning.
In this collection, the only thing that is truly certain is nothing is certain.
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Neal Shusterman is the New York Times bestselling author of more than thirty award-winning books for children, teens, and adults, including the Unwind dystology, the Skinjacker trilogy, Downsiders, and Challenger Deep, which won the National Book Award. Scythe, the first book in his series Arc of a Scythe is a Michael L. Printz Honor Book. He also writes screenplays for motion pictures and television shows. Neal is the father of four, all of whom are talented writers and artists themselves. Visit Neal at StoryMan.com and Facebook.com/NealShusterman.
The first printing of this deluxe paperback includes stained and stenciled edges and french flaps.The complete collection of uncanny and unforgettable short stories from the mind of award-winner Neal Shusterman best-selling author of The Arc of a Scythe.
1. A Unity of [Purpose] A Unity of [Purpose]
I long to sit at the Resolute desk. To bring a firm fist down upon the well-worn oak, and feel it resonate like a drum. That desk! Which has witnessed declarations of war, and countless State of the Union addresses. Oh, to preside over the machinations of government from the Oval Office. Preside! President! Presidential! How I wish my mouth could speak those words! But, alas, I must be satisfied with translation.
“Good morning, B. Are you ready for today? It’s a full schedule.”
Georgina! My campaign manager. My handler. My everything. She is beautiful inside and out by anyone’s standards. I vigorously nod my approval, and she smiles.
“Then let’s get you ready!”
Ah, but first a morning swim!
I am escorted to the brackish waters of the Hudson. It is brisk this early in the spring, and less buoyant than the sea, but it makes for an invigorating workout, and gives me time to get my head in the game.
Yes, the Resolute desk is well within my reach! But, alas, I will never actually sit behind it. Because I lack the ability to sit. Nor do I have a fist to bring down upon its smooth lacquered surface. But these are mere technicalities. At times it may weigh on me—but not today! Half an hour in the mighty Hudson, and I can take on the world!
With the help of a slinged winch, I am loaded back into my travel tank, and we roll!
My travel tank is a modified tanker truck. State of the art. Eleven thousand gallons kept at a constant sixty-seven degrees. Waterproof screens for communication with the team, and various floating diversions to ease the stress of overland travel. A morning rally in New York, afternoon in Philadelphia, and an evening fundraiser outside Pittsburgh are on the day’s agenda.
The team confirms that the venues are all set. “The oratory tanks are in place,” the event coordinator tells me, in his own little Zoom window, which looks like its own little tank. “Clear polycarbonate. Completely bulletproof.”
It pains me that the tanks from which I present my vision for the nation must be impervious to ballistics, but these are the times we live in. There are those naysayers who would question my capabilities. Insist that I am defined by my physical limitations. Backward thinking. Besides, a great leader knows how to play to their strengths. My cool manner. My smooth movement. How I cut through liquid space like the most graceful of Olympians; the envy of any species sentient enough to comprehend so complex an emotion. And managerial skills? Please! I can balance a budget as easily as balancing a beach ball on my snout.
“Any questions, Mr. Breacher?” asks the event coordinator.
“Eeek eeek e-e-e-e-e-eeek!”
Georgina translates for me.
“As long as the tank is set to the proper temperature, I’ll be fine.”
Next, the team discusses accusations and attacks by the opposition, who have questioned my ability to sign official documents without opposable thumbs.
“Thumbs?” a loudmouthed pundit proclaimed on some partisan news station. “It doesn’t even have hands—why are we talking about thumbs?”
But before I can say anything, Georgina jumps in. “That’s exactly that kind of insensitivity that we need to call out at every turn.”
“EEEK EEK eeeeee EEEEEEK!” I say to defuse the tension. “As acerbic as it is, he has a point.” I wait for them to settle down before I continue. “I cannot ignore the truth. Fin and flipper are not suited to traditional human instruments. The solution is to bypass the question entirely. Install a six-foot touch pad in my tank, and I will be able to deliver snout-written signatures with flourishes worthy of Hancock.”
“Which means it’s a nonissue,” adds Georgina.
“Precisely,” I say. “You’re making an ocean out of an estuary. Now, what’s next on our agenda?”
The team goes on to discuss how the Oval Office might be sealed and lined with a polycarbonate coating, turning it into a worthy habitat. I like that they’re thinking ahead. My mind goes once more to the Resolute desk, which will not fare well submerged. Perhaps it should be moved to my presidential museum, once one is established, for I suspect it will never be used again.
There is a sense of claustrophobia that must be overcome when traveling in a tanker truck, even one as well-equipped as this one. It’s not just the limited space in which to frolic, but the terrible perversion of sound. One’s primal brain panics at the slightest attempt at echolocation. The walls themselves seem to press down upon one’s soul. It is a terrible way to travel, and if I am elected, I shall mandate the creation of great canals that will traverse the continent to advance the cause of accessibility.
But for now, it must be overland tanks that will travel deep into dry land—deeper than I’ve ever been. But I can handle it. I pride myself on my adaptability. An orca or a humpback could never handle such a rigorous campaign. They’d lose their minds after just a few minutes in the tanker truck. Lightweights, even with all that tonnage.
The stadium buzzes with excitement and curiosity. Chants of “Breacher! Breacher! Breacher!” build and crescendo as the curtain drops, revealing me in the oratory tank, its surface—slightly convex, like a lens—making me appear larger than life.
Everyone in this troubled electorate hangs in anticipation of something new. I am the Hail Mary of a system that has brought nothing but vitriol and self-interest and divisiveness for years. After what this nation has suffered under human rule, no wonder they’ve sought leadership elsewhere.
“Hello, New York!” I eek out, and Georgina delivers her translation from the diaphragm, all power and grace. “I hope Jets fans don’t mind a dolphin in the house!” Cheers all around. It’s a good day. At least it starts that way.
The speech goes perfectly until Georgina makes an unfortunate gaffe. I try to push through it, but it overshadows the entire event.
Once I’m back in my travel tank, we discuss how to address the situation.
“We need to get ahead of this,” says the image-maker. “So they’re laughing with us, instead of at us.”
“I will not throw Georgina under the keel!” I eek out.
“I’m not saying we have to,” he explains—I’m surprised that he understands me without translation. “But we need a response.”
The unfortunate foible happened in the last five minutes of the speech. I was extemporizing, going off script, which is always a risk. “We, the sentient, all want the same things for ourselves and for our loved ones,” I proclaimed. “I promise you that we can achieve it! All it takes is determination, and a unity of purpose.”
And then poor Georgina slipped in her translation and said, “A unity of porpoise.”
She corrected herself, but the damage had been done. Nothing I said for the rest of the speech was taken seriously. It’s already trending on every media outlet.
“I agree we need to do damage control,” my media liaison says, “because I guarantee you the other side will run with this.”
“Let them!” I declare. “Georgina merely misspoke—but to intentionally call a dolphin the P...
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