Cthulhu Take The Wheel: The Collected Advice Columns of Dear Cthulhu, Vol. 7 - Softcover

Thomas, Patrick

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1958310093 ISBN 13: 9781958310090

Verlag: Padwolf Publishing Inc., 2025

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Overwhelmed? Feeling out of control? It's Okay. Let Cthulhu Take The Wheel. Dear Cthulhu, I have a daughter who's driving me crazy. She used to be a wonderful child, as sweet as can be. Ever since she turned 13, she has done nothing but yell and scream at everybody and tell us what horrible parents we are. I work sixty hours a week so I don't have much time at home. I was used to having quality time with my kid when I came home, not this teenaged battlefield. My wife goes to church a lot and thinks my daughter is possessed. She even wants our daughter to have an exorcism, but the minister at the church won't do it unless both parents sign off. It seems members of other churches have killed children in the past who just had epilepsy or things like that so the form is a necessity. I was homeschooled and only had brothers, so I'm not really sure what the best way to raise a daughter is. Despite that, it doesn't seem to me that exorcism is the right way to go. What do you think I should do? -Dad At The End Of His Line In Lafayette Dear Lafayette, Cthulhu highly doubts that your daughter is possessed. What is most likely happening is she has hit puberty and hormones are raging through her and making her act the way you describe. It is not uncommon for human females to become loud, argumentative, and angry during this change in life. It can happen to males as well, but the females of your species seem to have gotten it worse. What your daughter needs is for you to remain as calm as possible, give her space, and from what Cthulhu's letters have told me, provide her with lots of chocolate. On the plus side, in five to ten years, she should be out living on her own so you only have to do your best to hold on until then. I've had naps that lasted longer than that.

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There's been a debate among certain obscure and drunken literary scholars about whether PATRICK THOMAS was raised by Cthulhu or a leprechaun in a Manhattan bar. What there is no arguing about is that Patrick is the award-winning author of 50+ books including the beloved fantasy humor Murphy's Lore series, the darkly hilarious Dear Cthulhu advice empire, the Bikini Jones series, the Mystic Investigators series, and the creator of the Agents of the Abyss. As Patrick T. Fibbs, he writes middle readers including the Babe B. Bear Mysteries, The Undead Kid Diaries, Joy Reaper Checks Out, the Ughabooz kids' books, and the YA Emotional Support Nightmare. Visit him at www.PatThomas.net and www.PatrickTFibbs.com

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• Verlag: Padwolf Publishing Inc.
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 1958310093
• ISBN 13: 9781958310090
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 100
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