Raise a Glass to Inspector Morose - Softcover

Sloan, Mr Ian; White, Mr Howard; Udin-Sloan, Mr Ian

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1977874843 ISBN 13: 9781977874849

Verlag: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2017

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The long awaited sequel. Well, we’ve been waiting ages anyway…

“You pair of hedgehog graters, this evidence is utter cack!”
Chief Inspector Morose, the miserable b**tard, returns as Oxford Police’s most useless and most plastered detective in six new stories.
THRILL as he survives a stay in hospital.
GAPE as he deals with unusual smuggling activities.
BE JOLLY IMPRESSED as he falls over a lot.
Warning. Contains rude words and cartoon violence. Squares, Royalists, lefties, dullards, whingers, OCD freaks and Health & Safety officials, will hate it.
“On a par with Milligan, Cleese and Adams at their best” – Russell Woodward

1. THE STENCH IS SPREAD

Morose wakes up in hospital to find he’s still alive, despite all attempts from his colleagues. Harris & Max, then the hospital staff all take a go, but when a real sniper kills off the bloke in the next bed a terrifying story unfolds of civil war, mass murder and farts in lifts.

2. THE SETTLING OF THE SCUM

Who is killing off Japanese tourists at an Oxford college during the vacation time? Morose and his ex-girlfriend uncover a trail of revenge from World War Two and unusual smuggling activity – blimey!

3.THIS AIN’T ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

A rock superstar is found dead in the recording studio, in his house. Baffled by new technology like doors, clocks and other products and a real desire to beat Max to the rock stars supply of laughing juice, Morose needs all the help he can to corner the murderer, But all the while, the murderer is poised to corner him…

4.THE VAGUE TIME PERIOD OF THE SCARY CHAP

Demonic goings on in the Police station are over shadowed by demonic goings on in the woods. A murderous psychiatric patient escapes and plays havoc with peaceful devil worshipers. A secret world of evil is uncovered, and all manner of suppressed sexual feelings bubble to the surface.

Phwoar, not ‘alf mate!

5.MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB OF GOD

Opposition to women attaining high office in church, reaches murderous heights, when a group of misogynistic men wearing long, flowing skirts, beads and expensive jewelry, insist that only men should have office in holy orders. Battling against sexism, over-weight depressives and an untouchable multinational, brings absolutely no-one to a new stage of enlightenment

6.THE CURSE OF THE DEMON DRINK

Strange goings on at the Police station, then across Oxford bring things to a terrifying conclusion as a mixture of drink, drugs, time travel, demonology and coppers on the beat, fail to make any impression on Morose. Along with their chief, Morose, Harris, Harris’ family and a number of lost souls do battle with evil once and for all… until the next book.

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Ian Sloan Ian was born in Liverpool and has has been published in various magazines including The Liverpool Echo, The Continuum, Freelance Market News and The Crosby Advertiser as well as writing pantomimes. All of this in addition to writing horoscopes under the banner of a famous astrologer! His Collaborations with Howard White:- Being Morose and Raise a Glass to Inspector Morose are his first published novels and he is currently in preproduction on Space Trash with Rachel Razbully, and writing a third Morose book with Howard. Ian is very approachable, if encountered in a social situation best advice is to offer a pint of Guinness or a Southern Comfort (or both!) and say in loud voice, "It's best selling author Ian Sloan!" Howard White Born in 1966 in Oxford, Liverpool, Howard White has been working in public transport since 1992, and has been a full - time single Dad since 1999. A graduate of Exeter University, he has managed to avoid any hint of working in a graduate environment all his life, in an attempt to avoid having to pay back any student loan costs to "that bunch of fascists at the bank". He has been writing for fun since the age of 7, getting people to laugh at not only his macabre World view, but- hopefully- also at themselves, and their own biases and lives. In private he is a quiet and reserved man, who likes rock, punk, metal, his beagles, and writing unusually sober author profiles about himself. Please head over to his & Ian's Facebook page "Morose", and help spread the laughter.

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2017
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 10: 1977874843
• ISBN 13: 9781977874849
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Auflage: 1
• Anzahl der Seiten: 288
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Buchpark GmbH; https://www.buchpark.de; ; Krügerweg 1; Trebbin; Brandenburg; 14959; Deutschland