First came the goblins. Then came the health inspector. Now, the basement is breathing.
Matthias Bauer just wants to run his frontier inn efficiently. He has scrubbed the blood off the floorboards, established firm house rules, and turned deadly monster parts into a lucrative buff-food menu. But when a mysterious pulsing vibration begins to echo from the sealed catacombs beneath Zum Goldenen Krug, Matthias is forced to investigate.
He doesn't find rats. He finds Corey.
Corey is a cracked, starving, sentient Dungeon Heart that has spent centuries waiting in the dark to kill adventurers. Matthias, applying strict German logic to a magical problem, offers the dungeon an alternative: stop murdering people and start working as an interactive, non-lethal training gym for novice heroes.
It’s a brilliant business model—until a ruthless inspector from the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property.
As ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels begin clawing their way toward the dining room, Matthias must navigate bureaucratic red tape, train a gelatinous cleaning crew, and convince an official inspector that a monster-infested basement is actually a highly regulated hospitality amenity.
Can an innkeeper out-manage a dungeon?
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Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. First came the goblins. Then came the health inspector. Now, the basement is breathing.Matthias Bauer just wants to run his frontier inn efficiently. He has scrubbed the blood off the floorboards, established firm house rules, and turned deadly monster parts into a lucrative buff-food menu. But when a mysterious pulsing vibration begins to echo from the sealed catacombs beneath Zum Goldenen Krug, Matthias is forced to investigate.He doesn't find rats. He finds Corey.Corey is a cracked, starving, sentient Dungeon Heart that has spent centuries waiting in the dark to kill adventurers. Matthias, applying strict German logic to a magical problem, offers the dungeon an alternative: stop murdering people and start working as an interactive, non-lethal training gym for novice heroes.It's a brilliant business model-until a ruthless inspector from the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property.As ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels begin clawing their way toward the dining room, Matthias must navigate bureaucratic red tape, train a gelatinous cleaning crew, and convince an official inspector that a monster-infested basement is actually a highly regulated hospitality amenity.Can an innkeeper out-manage a dungeon? This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798181884298
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Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - First came the goblins. Then came the health inspector. Now, the basement is breathing.Matthias Bauer just wants to run his frontier inn efficiently. He has scrubbed the blood off the floorboards, established firm house rules, and turned deadly monster parts into a lucrative buff-food menu. But when a mysterious pulsing vibration begins to echo from the sealed catacombs beneath Zum Goldenen Krug, Matthias is forced to investigate.He doesn't find rats. He finds Corey.Corey is a cracked, starving, sentient Dungeon Heart that has spent centuries waiting in the dark to kill adventurers. Matthias, applying strict German logic to a magical problem, offers the dungeon an alternative: stop murdering people and start working as an interactive, non-lethal training gym for novice heroes.It's a brilliant business model-until a ruthless inspector from the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property.As ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels begin clawing their way toward the dining room, Matthias must navigate bureaucratic red tape, train a gelatinous cleaning crew, and convince an official inspector that a monster-infested basement is actually a highly regulated hospitality amenity.Can an innkeeper out-manage a dungeon. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798181884298
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Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. First came the goblins. Then came the health inspector. Now, the basement is breathing.Matthias Bauer just wants to run his frontier inn efficiently. He has scrubbed the blood off the floorboards, established firm house rules, and turned deadly monster parts into a lucrative buff-food menu. But when a mysterious pulsing vibration begins to echo from the sealed catacombs beneath Zum Goldenen Krug, Matthias is forced to investigate.He doesn't find rats. He finds Corey.Corey is a cracked, starving, sentient Dungeon Heart that has spent centuries waiting in the dark to kill adventurers. Matthias, applying strict German logic to a magical problem, offers the dungeon an alternative: stop murdering people and start working as an interactive, non-lethal training gym for novice heroes.It's a brilliant business model-until a ruthless inspector from the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property.As ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels begin clawing their way toward the dining room, Matthias must navigate bureaucratic red tape, train a gelatinous cleaning crew, and convince an official inspector that a monster-infested basement is actually a highly regulated hospitality amenity.Can an innkeeper out-manage a dungeon? This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798181884298
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