Nobody ordered Grandma.
And yet — on Tuesday, there she is. In charge until Sunday, and slower than anything the fastest kid on the block has ever timed. Nine minutes to the mailbox. Twenty-two minutes for one apple. She says hello to a dog that has never once said hello back.
So the kid does what any reasonable timekeeper would do: gets out the stopwatch and writes it all down. Every trip. Every record. None of it gets faster.
Then Sunday comes, the car pulls away — and the quietest, fastest week of all begins.
From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, and I Didn't Order a Kiss comes a fourth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling — this time, the slow kind of love you only notice once it drives away. It lets a kid complain about every slow minute, takes the complaining completely seriously, and then lets the stopwatch tell the truth.
Perfect for:
40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one very serious record notebook, and the best worst record in picture-book history.
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Anbieter: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, USA
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. Nobody ordered Grandma.And yet - on Tuesday, there she is. In charge until Sunday, and slower than anything the fastest kid on the block has ever timed. Nine minutes to the mailbox. Twenty-two minutes for one apple. She says hello to a dog that has never once said hello back.So the kid does what any reasonable timekeeper would do: gets out the stopwatch and writes it all down. Every trip. Every record. None of it gets faster.Then Sunday comes, the car pulls away - and the quietest, fastest week of all begins.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, and I Didn't Order a Kiss comes a fourth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the slow kind of love you only notice once it drives away. It lets a kid complain about every slow minute, takes the complaining completely seriously, and then lets the stopwatch tell the truth.Perfect for: Kids ages 4-8 who are always being told to slow down (and never do)Families counting the days until the next grandparent visitGrandparents Day, birthday, and "going to Grandma's" giftsRead-alouds that make kids laugh and grandparents reach for a tissue40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one very serious record notebook, and the best worst record in picture-book history. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798194456734
Anbieter: PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, USA
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Anbieter: California Books, Miami, FL, USA
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Anbieter: PBShop.store UK, Fairford, GLOS, Vereinigtes Königreich
PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers L2-9798194456734
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Anbieter: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Deutschland
Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware - Nobody ordered Grandma.And yet - on Tuesday, there she is. In charge until Sunday, and slower than anything the fastest kid on the block has ever timed. Nine minutes to the mailbox. Twenty-two minutes for one apple. She says hello to a dog that has never once said hello back.So the kid does what any reasonable timekeeper would do: gets out the stopwatch and writes it all down. Every trip. Every record. None of it gets faster.Then Sunday comes, the car pulls away - and the quietest, fastest week of all begins.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, and I Didn't Order a Kiss comes a fourth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the slow kind of love you only notice once it drives away. It lets a kid complain about every slow minute, takes the complaining completely seriously, and then lets the stopwatch tell the truth.Perfect for: - Kids ages 4-8 who are always being told to slow down (and never do)- Families counting the days until the next grandparent visit- Grandparents Day, birthday, and 'going to Grandma's' gifts- Read-alouds that make kids laugh and grandparents reach for a tissue40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one very serious record notebook, and the best worst record in picture-book history. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798194456734
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Anbieter: CitiRetail, Stevenage, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. Nobody ordered Grandma.And yet - on Tuesday, there she is. In charge until Sunday, and slower than anything the fastest kid on the block has ever timed. Nine minutes to the mailbox. Twenty-two minutes for one apple. She says hello to a dog that has never once said hello back.So the kid does what any reasonable timekeeper would do: gets out the stopwatch and writes it all down. Every trip. Every record. None of it gets faster.Then Sunday comes, the car pulls away - and the quietest, fastest week of all begins.From the creator of I Didn't Order a Baby, I Didn't Order a Monster, and I Didn't Order a Kiss comes a fourth deadpan-funny story about a big feeling - this time, the slow kind of love you only notice once it drives away. It lets a kid complain about every slow minute, takes the complaining completely seriously, and then lets the stopwatch tell the truth.Perfect for: Kids ages 4-8 who are always being told to slow down (and never do)Families counting the days until the next grandparent visitGrandparents Day, birthday, and "going to Grandma's" giftsRead-alouds that make kids laugh and grandparents reach for a tissue40 pages of warm, funny illustrations, one very serious record notebook, and the best worst record in picture-book history. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798194456734
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