Verwandte Artikel zu The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters: 1
Inhaltsangabe
If bad luck were a currency, twenty-six-year-old Chloe Miller would be a billionaire. Instead, she's a broke stand-up comedian living in Pine Ridge, a sleepy town where the most exciting event is a rain-soaked sidewalk-chalk festival. After her toaster catches fire and she bombs a local comedy set to an audience of four senior citizens and a single dog, Chloe decides she's had enough. She packs her three mismatched suitcases and takes a one-way bus to New York City to chase her big break.
Enter Julian-her new, intensely eccentric roommate. Julian wears emerald-green silk kimonos at 7:00 AM, argues with his houseplants in French, and cooks gourmet pasta based on the daily lunar calendar. He is everything Chloe never knew she needed. He listens to her practice her routines, nurses her through a chaotic Central Park skateboarding sprain, and treats her like a true artistic muse. Naturally, Chloe falls head over heels in love with him, convinced that her lifelong streak of terrible luck has finally been broken.
When Julian pulls some strings to land her a premium, prime-time slot at The Velvet Curtain-one of the hottest downtown performance clubs in Manhattan-Chloe thinks her moment has arrived. She steps onto the grand stage under the blinding white spotlights, ready to deliver her absolute best, battle-tested material: a twenty-minute roasting of toxic boyfriends, terrible straight dating apps, and the mundane frustrations of heterosexual relationships.
The resulting silence in the room is deafening.
It turns out, The Velvet Curtain is a historic, ultra-trendy gay club, and her routine about straight boyfriends falls spectacularly, hilariously flat. To make matters worse, when she flees the stage in tears and pours her heart out to Julian in a damp alleyway, he drops a double-bomb: he is explicitly gay, and he actually owns the club.
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters is the hilarious, lightning-fast first volume in Cristina B.'s Fast-Forward Fiction Series. Written explicitly for busy people, tired minds, and anyone trapped in a brutal reading slump, this 15-chapter romantic comedy delivers zero filler, maximum laughs, and a relatable reminder that sometimes, your absolute worst catastrophes make the absolute best punchlines.
Die Inhaltsangabe kann sich auf eine andere Ausgabe dieses Titels beziehen.
Suchergebnisse für The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters: 1
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, USA
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers L0-9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 15,18
Versand gratis
Versand innerhalb von USA
Versand innerhalb von USA
Anzahl: Mehr als 20 verfügbar
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters (Paperback)
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, USA
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. If bad luck were a currency, twenty-six-year-old Chloe Miller would be a billionaire. Instead, she's a broke stand-up comedian living in Pine Ridge, a sleepy town where the most exciting event is a rain-soaked sidewalk-chalk festival. After her toaster catches fire and she bombs a local comedy set to an audience of four senior citizens and a single dog, Chloe decides she's had enough. She packs her three mismatched suitcases and takes a one-way bus to New York City to chase her big break.Enter Julian-her new, intensely eccentric roommate. Julian wears emerald-green silk kimonos at 7:00 AM, argues with his houseplants in French, and cooks gourmet pasta based on the daily lunar calendar. He is everything Chloe never knew she needed. He listens to her practice her routines, nurses her through a chaotic Central Park skateboarding sprain, and treats her like a true artistic muse. Naturally, Chloe falls head over heels in love with him, convinced that her lifelong streak of terrible luck has finally been broken.When Julian pulls some strings to land her a premium, prime-time slot at The Velvet Curtain-one of the hottest downtown performance clubs in Manhattan-Chloe thinks her moment has arrived. She steps onto the grand stage under the blinding white spotlights, ready to deliver her absolute best, battle-tested material: a twenty-minute roasting of toxic boyfriends, terrible straight dating apps, and the mundane frustrations of heterosexual relationships.The resulting silence in the room is deafening.It turns out, The Velvet Curtain is a historic, ultra-trendy gay club, and her routine about straight boyfriends falls spectacularly, hilariously flat. To make matters worse, when she flees the stage in tears and pours her heart out to Julian in a damp alleyway, he drops a double-bomb: he is explicitly gay, and he actually owns the club.The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters is the hilarious, lightning-fast first volume in Cristina B.'s Fast-Forward Fiction Series. Written explicitly for busy people, tired minds, and anyone trapped in a brutal reading slump, this 15-chapter romantic comedy delivers zero filler, maximum laughs, and a relatable reminder that sometimes, your absolute worst catastrophes make the absolute best punchlines. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798235836839
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters (Fast-Forward Fiction)
Anbieter: California Books, Miami, FL, USA
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Zustand: New. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers I-9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 15,63
EUR 2,68 Versand
Versand innerhalb von USA
Versand innerhalb von USA
Anzahl: Mehr als 20 verfügbar
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: PBShop.store UK, Fairford, GLOS, Vereinigtes Königreich
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers L0-9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 14,54
EUR 3,93 Versand
Versand von Vereinigtes Königreich nach USA
Versand von Vereinigtes Königreich nach USA
Anzahl: Mehr als 20 verfügbar
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Deutschland
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - If bad luck were a currency, twenty-six-year-old Chloe Miller would be a billionaire. Instead, she's a broke stand-up comedian living in Pine Ridge, a sleepy town where the most exciting event is a rain-soaked sidewalk-chalk festival. After her toaster catches fire and she bombs a local comedy set to an audience of four senior citizens and a single dog, Chloe decides she's had enough. She packs her three mismatched suitcases and takes a one-way bus to New York City to chase her big break.Enter Julian-her new, intensely eccentric roommate. Julian wears emerald-green silk kimonos at 7:00 AM, argues with his houseplants in French, and cooks gourmet pasta based on the daily lunar calendar. He is everything Chloe never knew she needed. He listens to her practice her routines, nurses her through a chaotic Central Park skateboarding sprain, and treats her like a true artistic muse. Naturally, Chloe falls head over heels in love with him, convinced that her lifelong streak of terrible luck has finally been broken.When Julian pulls some strings to land her a premium, prime-time slot at The Velvet Curtain-one of the hottest downtown performance clubs in Manhattan-Chloe thinks her moment has arrived. She steps onto the grand stage under the blinding white spotlights, ready to deliver her absolute best, battle-tested material: a twenty-minute roasting of toxic boyfriends, terrible straight dating apps, and the mundane frustrations of heterosexual relationships.The resulting silence in the room is deafening.It turns out, The Velvet Curtain is a historic, ultra-trendy gay club, and her routine about straight boyfriends falls spectacularly, hilariously flat. To make matters worse, when she flees the stage in tears and pours her heart out to Julian in a damp alleyway, he drops a double-bomb: he is explicitly gay, and he actually owns the club.The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters is the hilarious, lightning-fast first volume in Cristina B.'s Fast-Forward Fiction Series. Written explicitly for busy people, tired minds, and anyone trapped in a brutal reading slump, this 15-chapter romantic comedy delivers zero filler, maximum laughs, and a relatable reminder that sometimes, your absolute worst catastrophes make the absolute best punchlines. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 21,26
EUR 35,00 Versand
Versand von Deutschland nach USA
Versand von Deutschland nach USA
Anzahl: 2 verfügbar
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters (Paperback)
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: AussieBookSeller, Truganina, VIC, Australien
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. If bad luck were a currency, twenty-six-year-old Chloe Miller would be a billionaire. Instead, she's a broke stand-up comedian living in Pine Ridge, a sleepy town where the most exciting event is a rain-soaked sidewalk-chalk festival. After her toaster catches fire and she bombs a local comedy set to an audience of four senior citizens and a single dog, Chloe decides she's had enough. She packs her three mismatched suitcases and takes a one-way bus to New York City to chase her big break.Enter Julian-her new, intensely eccentric roommate. Julian wears emerald-green silk kimonos at 7:00 AM, argues with his houseplants in French, and cooks gourmet pasta based on the daily lunar calendar. He is everything Chloe never knew she needed. He listens to her practice her routines, nurses her through a chaotic Central Park skateboarding sprain, and treats her like a true artistic muse. Naturally, Chloe falls head over heels in love with him, convinced that her lifelong streak of terrible luck has finally been broken.When Julian pulls some strings to land her a premium, prime-time slot at The Velvet Curtain-one of the hottest downtown performance clubs in Manhattan-Chloe thinks her moment has arrived. She steps onto the grand stage under the blinding white spotlights, ready to deliver her absolute best, battle-tested material: a twenty-minute roasting of toxic boyfriends, terrible straight dating apps, and the mundane frustrations of heterosexual relationships.The resulting silence in the room is deafening.It turns out, The Velvet Curtain is a historic, ultra-trendy gay club, and her routine about straight boyfriends falls spectacularly, hilariously flat. To make matters worse, when she flees the stage in tears and pours her heart out to Julian in a damp alleyway, he drops a double-bomb: he is explicitly gay, and he actually owns the club.The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters is the hilarious, lightning-fast first volume in Cristina B.'s Fast-Forward Fiction Series. Written explicitly for busy people, tired minds, and anyone trapped in a brutal reading slump, this 15-chapter romantic comedy delivers zero filler, maximum laughs, and a relatable reminder that sometimes, your absolute worst catastrophes make the absolute best punchlines. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 25,97
EUR 33,03 Versand
Versand von Australien nach USA
Versand von Australien nach USA
Anzahl: 1 verfügbar
Beispielbild für diese ISBN
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters (Paperback)
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: CitiRetail, Stevenage, Vereinigtes Königreich
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. If bad luck were a currency, twenty-six-year-old Chloe Miller would be a billionaire. Instead, she's a broke stand-up comedian living in Pine Ridge, a sleepy town where the most exciting event is a rain-soaked sidewalk-chalk festival. After her toaster catches fire and she bombs a local comedy set to an audience of four senior citizens and a single dog, Chloe decides she's had enough. She packs her three mismatched suitcases and takes a one-way bus to New York City to chase her big break.Enter Julian-her new, intensely eccentric roommate. Julian wears emerald-green silk kimonos at 7:00 AM, argues with his houseplants in French, and cooks gourmet pasta based on the daily lunar calendar. He is everything Chloe never knew she needed. He listens to her practice her routines, nurses her through a chaotic Central Park skateboarding sprain, and treats her like a true artistic muse. Naturally, Chloe falls head over heels in love with him, convinced that her lifelong streak of terrible luck has finally been broken.When Julian pulls some strings to land her a premium, prime-time slot at The Velvet Curtain-one of the hottest downtown performance clubs in Manhattan-Chloe thinks her moment has arrived. She steps onto the grand stage under the blinding white spotlights, ready to deliver her absolute best, battle-tested material: a twenty-minute roasting of toxic boyfriends, terrible straight dating apps, and the mundane frustrations of heterosexual relationships.The resulting silence in the room is deafening.It turns out, The Velvet Curtain is a historic, ultra-trendy gay club, and her routine about straight boyfriends falls spectacularly, hilariously flat. To make matters worse, when she flees the stage in tears and pours her heart out to Julian in a damp alleyway, he drops a double-bomb: he is explicitly gay, and he actually owns the club.The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters is the hilarious, lightning-fast first volume in Cristina B.'s Fast-Forward Fiction Series. Written explicitly for busy people, tired minds, and anyone trapped in a brutal reading slump, this 15-chapter romantic comedy delivers zero filler, maximum laughs, and a relatable reminder that sometimes, your absolute worst catastrophes make the absolute best punchlines. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798235836839
Neu kaufen
EUR 18,44
EUR 44,18 Versand
Versand von Vereinigtes Königreich nach USA
Versand von Vereinigtes Königreich nach USA
Anzahl: 1 verfügbar
Foto des Verkäufers
The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters
Print-on-DemandAnbieter: preigu, Osnabrück, Deutschland
Verkäuferbewertung 5 von 5 Sternen
Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. The Patron Saint of Broken Toasters | Cristina B. | Taschenbuch | Fast-Forward Fiction | Englisch | 2026 | Cristina B. | EAN 9798235836839 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 136760375
Neu kaufen
EUR 14,80
EUR 70,00 Versand
Versand von Deutschland nach USA
Versand von Deutschland nach USA
Anzahl: 5 verfügbar