Valentine’s Day is a confidence test that most people do not agree to sit.
It assumes competence in romance, timing, communication, and decision-making, and allows no resits.
Valentine’s: The Rule Book is a short, funny gift book for couples who like each other but don’t enjoy performative romance.
It’s a keepable alternative to a Valentine’s card. A gift you don’t throw away once the day is over.
It’s not self-help.
It’s not advice.
It’s a light, affectionate guide to getting through Valentine’s Day without unnecessary damage.
Written in dry, observational humour, the book sets out the unspoken rules of the day, from expectations and gifts to texting, reservations, public displays, and the quiet relief of opting out entirely.
Inside you’ll find:
• Small, sharp chapters you can read in one sitting
• Gentle rules that feel familiar rather than instructive
• Black-and-white cartoons throughout
• Checklists and appendices designed to be laughed at, not taken seriously
Perfect as:
• A Valentine’s gift
• An anti-Valentine’s gift
• Something to give your partner and say, “This is us”
It’s the kind of book you dip into, read together, and quietly agree about.
If nothing exploded, it still counts as love.
This is a small, funny Valentine’s gift designed to be read, shared, and enjoyed together.
It exists purely to add warmth, recognition, and a bit of laughter to the day.
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Anbieter: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, USA
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. Valentine's Day is a confidence test that most people do not agree to sit.It assumes competence in romance, timing, communication, and decision-making, and allows no resits.Valentine's: The Rule Book is a short, funny gift book for couples who like each other but don't enjoy performative romance. It's a keepable alternative to a Valentine's card. A gift you don't throw away once the day is over.It's not self-help.It's not advice.It's a light, affectionate guide to getting through Valentine's Day without unnecessary damage.Written in dry, observational humour, the book sets out the unspoken rules of the day, from expectations and gifts to texting, reservations, public displays, and the quiet relief of opting out entirely.Inside you'll find: - Small, sharp chapters you can read in one sitting- Gentle rules that feel familiar rather than instructive- Black-and-white cartoons throughout- Checklists and appendices designed to be laughed at, not taken seriouslyPerfect as: - A Valentine's gift- An anti-Valentine's gift- Something to give your partner and say, "This is us"It's the kind of book you dip into, read together, and quietly agree about.If nothing exploded, it still counts as love. This is a small, funny Valentine's gift designed to be read, shared, and enjoyed together.It exists purely to add warmth, recognition, and a bit of laughter to the day. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798242460584
Anbieter: Rarewaves.com USA, London, LONDO, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: New. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers LU-9798242460584
Anzahl: Mehr als 20 verfügbar
Anbieter: PBShop.store US, Wood Dale, IL, USA
PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers L2-9798242460584
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Anbieter: California Books, Miami, FL, USA
Zustand: New. Print on Demand. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers I-9798242460584
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Anbieter: PBShop.store UK, Fairford, GLOS, Vereinigtes Königreich
PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers L2-9798242460584
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Anbieter: CitiRetail, Stevenage, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. Valentine's Day is a confidence test that most people do not agree to sit.It assumes competence in romance, timing, communication, and decision-making, and allows no resits.Valentine's: The Rule Book is a short, funny gift book for couples who like each other but don't enjoy performative romance. It's a keepable alternative to a Valentine's card. A gift you don't throw away once the day is over.It's not self-help.It's not advice.It's a light, affectionate guide to getting through Valentine's Day without unnecessary damage.Written in dry, observational humour, the book sets out the unspoken rules of the day, from expectations and gifts to texting, reservations, public displays, and the quiet relief of opting out entirely.Inside you'll find: - Small, sharp chapters you can read in one sitting- Gentle rules that feel familiar rather than instructive- Black-and-white cartoons throughout- Checklists and appendices designed to be laughed at, not taken seriouslyPerfect as: - A Valentine's gift- An anti-Valentine's gift- Something to give your partner and say, "This is us"It's the kind of book you dip into, read together, and quietly agree about.If nothing exploded, it still counts as love. This is a small, funny Valentine's gift designed to be read, shared, and enjoyed together.It exists purely to add warmth, recognition, and a bit of laughter to the day. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798242460584
Anzahl: 1 verfügbar
Anbieter: Rarewaves.com UK, London, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: New. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers LU-9798242460584
Anzahl: Mehr als 20 verfügbar