DOMESTIC DISASTER: The Hilarious Kitchen Survival Guide - From Spice Diplomas to Useless Trivia & Emergency Recipes - Funny Gag Gift Cookbook for men (Funny cookbook for men, Band 1) - Softcover

Hansen, Hans

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798242973787

Verlag: Independently published, 2026

Inhaltsangabe

STOP THE CULINARY MADNESS!

Is the kitchen a dangerous "no-go zone" for you or someone you know? Do you consider boiling water a high-risk activity? Does your local fire department have your address on speed dial every time you turn on the stove?

If the only thing you ever "cook" comes in a delivery bag or is wrapped in aluminum foil, then The Hilarious Kitchen Survival Guide is your ultimate lifeline!

Why this isn’t just another boring cookbook: This is a high-stakes training program for the Kitchen-Challenged. We’ve stripped away the fancy French terms and replaced them with Pro-Strategies for actual survival. This book takes you on a journey from a Clueless Novice to a Masterchef Level 1 through the legendary Masterchef Challenge.

Inside this survival manual, you will discover:

The Survival Basics: Essential tools you actually need (and how not to hurt yourself with them).

Emergency Protocols: What to do when things go south (and the smoke alarm starts singing).

The Masterchef Challenge: A step-by-step training course designed to test your bravery.

Official Certification: A "Certificate of Survival" to prove you’ve finally conquered the kitchen!

The Perfect Gag Gift! Looking for a funny gift for men, a hilarious housewarming present, or a joke gift for that one friend who can’t even toast bread? This is the perfect novelty book for birthdays, holidays, or just to save a friend's kitchen from certain destruction.

Stop living on takeout. End the kitchen disasters. Become a Kitchen Grandmaster today!

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Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Independently published
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2026
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798242973787
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 111
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Nicht verfügbar
• Verantwortliche Person: Nicht verfügbar