Everything You Need to Know About Sailing (Except How to Sail): A Brilliantly Useless Collection of Sailor Jokes, Sea Stories, and Questionable Maritime Wisdom - Softcover

MOTTON, Louis S

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798255198962

Verlag: Independently published, 2026

Inhaltsangabe

You don’t need to know how to sail to enjoy this book.
In fact… it might even help if you don’t.

This is not a guide.
This is not a manual.
And it will definitely not make you a better sailor.

What you’ll find instead is something far more valuable:

• Dry, razor-sharp sailor humour
• Absurd maritime observations that feel suspiciously true
• Questionable advice you will probably remember at the worst possible moment
• The kind of jokes only make sense after things have gone slightly wrong

Written in the spirit of long passages, questionable decisions, and calm voices in mildly catastrophic situations, this book captures what sailing really is:

/ Not mastery.
// Not control.
/// But a continuous negotiation with reality… and a cup of tea.

Whether you are:

• a seasoned sailor
• a dreamer of open horizons
• or simply someone who enjoys very British understatement

This book is your perfect companion.

Because at sea, as in life, everything is under control… until it isn’t.
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Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Independently published
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2026
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798255198962
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 29
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.de/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxemburg