You were prepared for mood swings. Maybe even some emotional immaturity.
But you were not prepared for this.
Not for the socks with lives of their own.
Not for the "lucky" underwear that's survived three girlfriends.
And definitely not for the unsolicited poop photos — with commentary.
This is not a romance.
This is a brutally honest survival guide for women who have smelled too much, seen far worse, and somehow still tried to make it work.
In 20 Very Disgusting Habits of Men You Were Not Prepared For, Zippy Mason exposes the nose-burning, jaw-dropping and relationship-testing habits that far too many men commit without shame — and sometimes with an alarming amount of pride.
Written with savage humour and terrifying accuracy, this book is your hilarious warning label for the modern dating pool.
INSIDE, YOU'LL DISCOVER:Sock piles with spiritual significance
The ones he insists aren't dirty because he's "only worn them twice."
Towels older than your relationship
Once fluffy. Now capable of standing upright without assistance.
Gaslighting — both emotional and digestive
Apparently, you imagined the smell.
Men who think hand soap is optional
Water touched his fingers. What more do you want?
And that's only the beginning.
You'll laugh, you'll gag, you'll recognise someone you know — and there's a very good chance you'll never look at the man beside you in quite the same way again.
Perfect for girlfriends, wives, ex-wives, long-suffering partners, horrified daughters, brutally honest best friends — and men brave enough to discover exactly what women have been saying about them.
WELCOME TO THE DISGUSTING HABITS SERIESThis is Book 1 of Zippy Mason's outrageously honest Disgusting Habits series — because apparently, disgusting behaviour deserves an entire publishing empire.
Coming next:
Disgusting Habits of Footballers — The 2026 Special Football Edition
20 Disgusting Habits of Women
20 Disgusting Habits of Bikers
20 Disgusting Habits of Mother-in-Laws
…and many more victims — sorry, subjects — still to come.
For women who've had enough.
For men brave enough to read it.
And for the love of hygiene — read responsibly.
LAUGH. GAG. NEVER LOOK AWAY.
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