THE MANUAL OF THE IMPERFECT MOTHER: (BUT PERFECT ALL THE SAME!) - Softcover

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Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798289310316

Verlag: Independently published, 2025

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"THE MANUAL OF THE IMPERFECT MOTHER (BUT PERFECT ALL THE SAME!)"
The definitive guide, ironic and affectionate, for all mothers who heroically face the most difficult job in the world every day... with a smile (or at least with a double coffee)!


Are you a mom and do you feel like you're living in a sitcom without a script? 👶🍼💥Welcome to the club! This ironic manual is dedicated to all the imperfect mothers (but perfect all the same) who every day juggle between flying diapers, impossible tasks, explosive mom chats and impromptu dinners with leftovers from the fridge. Forget the manuals full of impossible rules: here you will find maternal survival, therapeutic laughter and a pinch of comfort, because, let's face it, no mother is perfect... but you are fantastic just the way you are!


🔹 Do we have maternity manuals? Sure! Too bad no one has ever told you how to handle a crisis from "I just want the blue cup" or a sleepless night based on "mom, I'm thirsty" repeated 37 times.
💡 What will you find in this book?
✅ Moms chat survival techniques (without losing your sanity)
✅ Strategies for cooking with three random ingredients and lots of imagination
✅ The art of answering existential questions such as "Why is the sky blue?" and "Why can't we have a unicorn?"
✅ A massive dose of irony and comfort, because we're all in the same boat
🚀 Perfect for you or as a gift for a mom friend who needs a laugh (and maybe a double coffee).
📦 Add it to your cart and treat yourself to a moment of lightness... you deserve it!

🎁 Perfect gift idea for moms
👉 Are you looking for a fun and original gift for a new mom, a mom friend or for yourself? This book is the right choice!
✅ Perfect gift for Mother
✅'s Day Great thought for stressed moms (aka all of them!)
✅ An ironic and affectionate book to face the most difficult job in the world with a smile
✅ Perfect for new mothers, long-time mothers and anyone who wants to feel less alone in the daily
📖 THE MANUAL OF THE IMPERFECT MOTHER (BUT PERFECT ALL THE SAME!) IT'S THE GIFT EVERY MOM DESERVES! 🎉


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👩 👧 👦 Being a mother is a wonderful experience... and completely out of control!
We were told it would be beautiful, and it is. But no one warned us that we would spend hours looking for missing shoes, handling epic tantrums, and convincing a child that dinner is something to eat, not toss.
🚀 Welcome to the Imperfect Mom's Manual (But Perfect All the Same!), the book that will make you laugh at the small (and large) daily feats of motherhood.

Why should you read it?
Forget about boring manuals full of impossible rules. This book is for all the moms who feel a little burned out, but know they're doing an amazing job.
📖 What will you find inside?
✅ Ironic tips for surviving motherhood
✅ Techniques for managing family chaos (without losing dignity)
✅ Stories of ordinary madness... in which you will recognize yourself immediately!
💖 Because no mom is perfect, but YOU are perfect all the same!

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Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Independently published
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798289310316
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 99
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.de/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxemburg