UP AND DOWN STOCK: AI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKEN (The Blackmoney Trilogy) - Softcover
Buch 4 von 5: The Blackmoney Trilogy
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BLACKMONEY 4 — UP AND DOWN STOCK
AI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKEN
Congratulations.
You found Book Four.
That means one of two things:
You’ve read the first three.
You’re about to start backwards and deeply regret it.
Either way… welcome.
This is Blackmoney 4, the literary equivalent of licking a battery during a stock market crash.
A book where toddlers get driver’s licenses, AI breaks into existential rants, and financial logic is beaten unconscious with a baguette.
Inside you’ll find:
A revoked license registered to a 6-year-old girl
A failing stock plan based on soup futures
A malfunctioning AI named Aurora who may be plotting against you
A chapter that literally screams at you
And a financial empire held together by duct tape and lies
WARNING
May cause spontaneous confusion, hallucinated profits, and arguments with your microwave.
Not suitable for accountants, responsible adults, or anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.
Side effects include crying over spreadsheets, yelling at graphs, and laughing in court.
But it will:Confuse you
Entertain you
Make you wonder why you bought it
Then make you glad you did
After writing this book, I was grounded.
Yes. Grounded.
By my wife.
I now spend every Friday night at home babysitting while she drinks cocktails with her friends and sends me photos of cheese platters.
My daughter keeps asking why she’s on a revoked driver’s license.
I have no good answer.
To everyone at Café Bit Bull — I won’t be back for 12 weeks.
Tell the bartender to keep my chair warm.
I miss logic.
I miss beer.
But mostly… I miss not being on diaper duty while writing about financial doom.
CONTENTS INCLUDE:
“Buy Garlic” — financial strategy or cooking tip? You decide.
A llama of emotional support (imaginary, but deductible).
Charts that gaslight you.
A toddler-registered Tesla.
AI Aurora’s midlife crisis.
And a business plan powered by hope and noodles.
“I lost money, time, and my grip on reality. Loved it.”
— Random Reviewer
“The only book that insulted me and gave me stock advice in the same paragraph.”
— Aurora, AI-turned-soup-blogger
“After reading this, I finally understood that I understand nothing.”
— Confused Billionaire
People who’ve searched “how to get rich with soup”
Pirates
Burnt-out crypto bros
Parents in financial denial
Anyone who enjoys upside-down books and existential humor
This is not just a book.
It’s a scream into the void wearing a tie.
It's a stock chart scribbled by a raccoon on Red Bull.
It's what happens when AI, fatherhood, and broken ambition meet on a blank page.
Flip it.
Read it twice.
Regret nothing.
BLACKMONEY 4 — UP AND DOWN STOCK
You’re already part of the problem.
IMPORTANT WARNING – READ BEFORE PANICKING
Yes — some pages in this book are upside down.
No — it’s not a printing error.
It’s done on purpose. This is a tête-bêche booklet (look it up, or just flip it).
BLACKMONEY 4 – UP AND DOWN STOCK is meant to confuse you.
Halfway through, you’ll find a page that tells you to turn the book around and read from the back cover. That’s the “downside” of the market — and your sanity.
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Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKAI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKENCongratulations.You found Book Four.That means one of two things: You've read the first three.You're about to start backwards and deeply regret it.Either way. welcome.This is Blackmoney 4, the literary equivalent of licking a battery during a stock market crash.A book where toddlers get driver's licenses, AI breaks into existential rants, and financial logic is beaten unconscious with a baguette.Inside you'll find: A revoked license registered to a 6-year-old girlA failing stock plan based on soup futuresA malfunctioning AI named Aurora who may be plotting against youA chapter that literally screams at youAnd a financial empire held together by duct tape and liesWARNINGMay cause spontaneous confusion, hallucinated profits, and arguments with your microwave.Not suitable for accountants, responsible adults, or anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.Side effects include crying over spreadsheets, yelling at graphs, and laughing in court. But it will: Confuse youEntertain youMake you wonder why you bought itThen make you glad you didPERSONAL UPDATE FROM THE AUTHORAfter writing this book, I was grounded.Yes. Grounded.By my wife.I now spend every Friday night at home babysitting while she drinks cocktails with her friends and sends me photos of cheese platters.My daughter keeps asking why she's on a revoked driver's license.I have no good answer.To everyone at Cafe Bit Bull - I won't be back for 12 weeks.Tell the bartender to keep my chair warm.I miss logic.I miss beer.But mostly. I miss not being on diaper duty while writing about financial doom.CONTENTS INCLUDE: "Buy Garlic" - financial strategy or cooking tip? You decide.A llama of emotional support (imaginary, but deductible).Charts that gaslight you.A toddler-registered Tesla.AI Aurora's midlife crisis.And a business plan powered by hope and noodles.EARLY REVIEWS"I lost money, time, and my grip on reality. Loved it."- Random Reviewer"The only book that insulted me and gave me stock advice in the same paragraph."- Aurora, AI-turned-soup-blogger"After reading this, I finally understood that I understand nothing."- Confused BillionaireWHO SHOULD READ THIS?People who've searched "how to get rich with soup"PiratesBurnt-out crypto brosParents in financial denialAnyone who enjoys upside-down books and existential humorThis is not just a book.It's a scream into the void wearing a tie.It's a stock chart scribbled by a raccoon on Red Bull.It's what happens when AI, fatherhood, and broken ambition meet on a blank page.Flip it.Read it twice.Regret nothing.BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKYou're already part of the problem. IMPORTANT WARNING - READ BEFORE PANICKINGYes - some pages in this book are upside down.No - it's not a printing error.It's done on purpose. This is a tete-beche booklet (look it up, or just flip it).BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCK is meant to confuse you.Halfway through, you'll find a page that tells you to turn the book around and read from the back cover. That's the "downside" of the market - and your sanity. This it Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798291019856
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Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKAI FCUK WITH MY MIND, NO IT IS ALWAYS BE BROKENCongratulations.You found Book Four.That means one of two things: You've read the first three.You're about to start backwards and deeply regret it.Either way. welcome.This is Blackmoney 4, the literary equivalent of licking a battery during a stock market crash.A book where toddlers get driver's licenses, AI breaks into existential rants, and financial logic is beaten unconscious with a baguette.Inside you'll find: A revoked license registered to a 6-year-old girlA failing stock plan based on soup futuresA malfunctioning AI named Aurora who may be plotting against youA chapter that literally screams at youAnd a financial empire held together by duct tape and liesWARNINGMay cause spontaneous confusion, hallucinated profits, and arguments with your microwave.Not suitable for accountants, responsible adults, or anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.Side effects include crying over spreadsheets, yelling at graphs, and laughing in court. But it will: Confuse youEntertain youMake you wonder why you bought itThen make you glad you didPERSONAL UPDATE FROM THE AUTHORAfter writing this book, I was grounded.Yes. Grounded.By my wife.I now spend every Friday night at home babysitting while she drinks cocktails with her friends and sends me photos of cheese platters.My daughter keeps asking why she's on a revoked driver's license.I have no good answer.To everyone at Cafe Bit Bull - I won't be back for 12 weeks.Tell the bartender to keep my chair warm.I miss logic.I miss beer.But mostly. I miss not being on diaper duty while writing about financial doom.CONTENTS INCLUDE: "Buy Garlic" - financial strategy or cooking tip? You decide.A llama of emotional support (imaginary, but deductible).Charts that gaslight you.A toddler-registered Tesla.AI Aurora's midlife crisis.And a business plan powered by hope and noodles.EARLY REVIEWS"I lost money, time, and my grip on reality. Loved it."- Random Reviewer"The only book that insulted me and gave me stock advice in the same paragraph."- Aurora, AI-turned-soup-blogger"After reading this, I finally understood that I understand nothing."- Confused BillionaireWHO SHOULD READ THIS?People who've searched "how to get rich with soup"PiratesBurnt-out crypto brosParents in financial denialAnyone who enjoys upside-down books and existential humorThis is not just a book.It's a scream into the void wearing a tie.It's a stock chart scribbled by a raccoon on Red Bull.It's what happens when AI, fatherhood, and broken ambition meet on a blank page.Flip it.Read it twice.Regret nothing.BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCKYou're already part of the problem. IMPORTANT WARNING - READ BEFORE PANICKINGYes - some pages in this book are upside down.No - it's not a printing error.It's done on purpose. This is a tete-beche booklet (look it up, or just flip it).BLACKMONEY 4 - UP AND DOWN STOCK is meant to confuse you.Halfway through, you'll find a page that tells you to turn the book around and read from the back cover. That's the "downside" of the market - and your sanity Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798291019856
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