I’m Too Hot to Be This Confused - A Barely Functional Guide to Life’s Dumbest Bullsht* - Softcover

McCrevice, Phil

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798317413132

Verlag: Independently published, 2025

Inhaltsangabe

Are you too attractive to be this emotionally unprepared for adulthood? Same.

Welcome to I’m Too Hot to Be This Confused — the hilariously unhinged survival guide for anyone who’s hot, overwhelmed, and Googling “how to function” at 2am. Equal parts sass, chaos, and strangely helpful life advice, this book will walk you through the wildly specific skills no one ever taught you, like:

• How to leave a voicemail without blacking out

• What a deductible actually is (and why it's attacking you)

• The subtle difference between self-care and just avoiding your inbox

• How to break up with a friend and still get your Tupperware back

• When to say “no” like a grown-up instead of a people-pleasing goblin

Packed with dramatic metaphors, emotional spirals, and just enough wisdom to survive adulthood without crying in a Target aisle, this is the book you’ll quote in group chats and pretend you read all the way through.

Perfect for fans of queer humor, chaotic life guides, self-deprecating brilliance, and anyone who’s ever panicked over a phone call — this book is your new emotional support manual for barely holding it together (but looking great while doing it).

You’re not alone. You’re just too hot to be this confused. Let’s fix it. 💅

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Independently published
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798317413132
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 59
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.de/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Luxemburg