Commonsensical Guide to Life - For Nonsensical People - Softcover

Hessling, David

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798338636107

Verlag: Independently published, 2024

Inhaltsangabe

Hey there, you magnificent misfit! Welcome to the “Commonsensical Guide to Life - For Nonsensical People.” If you’re reading this, you’re either lost, bored, or looking for some life advice from someone who talks to themselves in third person. Either way, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride through the chaos we call life.
Chapter 1: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
Let’s face it, normal is overrated. In a world full of beige, be a neon pink. Embrace your quirks, your flaws, and that weird thing you do when no one’s watching. Life’s too short to be anyone but yourself. So, put on your metaphorical (or literal) mask and let your freak flag fly.
Chapter 2: The Art of Not Giving a Hoot
Here’s the thing: people are going to judge you no matter what you do. So why not give them something to talk about? Learn the fine art of not giving a hoot. It’s liberating, it’s empowering, and it’s the only way to truly live your best life. Plus, it’s a great way to weed out the haters.
Chapter 3: Love, Lust, and Other Four-Letter Words
Ah, love. It’s messy, it’s complicated, and it’s the reason we have chocolate. Whether you’re in a relationship, looking for one, or happily single, this chapter will guide you through the minefield of modern romance with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a side of sass.
Chapter 4: Fitness for the Lazy and Unmotivated
You don’t need to be a gym rat to stay in shape. In fact, you don’t even need to leave your couch. This chapter is all about finding creative ways to stay fit without breaking a sweat. From TV workouts to snack-cercise, we’ve got you covered.
Chapter 5: Food, Glorious Food
Let’s talk about food, baby. Whether you’re a gourmet chef or a microwave master, this chapter will help you navigate the culinary world with style and grace. Or at least without burning down your kitchen.
Chapter 6: The Zen of Zero Worries
Life is stressful, but it doesn’t have to be. This chapter is all about finding your inner peace, even if it means telling the world to take a hike. From meditation to mocktails, we’ll explore all the ways to chill out and live your best life.
Chapter 7: Adulting 101
Bills, taxes, and responsibilities, oh my! Adulting is hard, but it doesn’t have to be a total drag. This chapter will give you the lowdown on how to navigate the grown-up world without losing your mind. Or your sense of humor.
Conclusion: Go Forth and Be Awesome
Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end of this guide. Now go forth and be the amazing, nonsensical person you were always meant to be. And remember, life is too short to take seriously. So laugh often, love deeply, and always, always wear sunscreen.

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Independently published
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2024
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798338636107
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 27
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Nicht verfügbar
• Verantwortliche Person: Nicht verfügbar