Mommy Got a DUI: A Kid's Guide To Getting Around On The Bus (Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books For Adults), Band 40) - Softcover

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Gosse, Brad

 
9798612419945: Mommy Got a DUI: A Kid's Guide To Getting Around On The Bus (Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books For Adults), Band 40)

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Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. The babysitter is happy to cover mom's lies. For a few extra bucks, and supersized fries. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom's car hit a pole but she’s gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can’t drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don’t worry. Tomorrow your cherry will burst. It’s not that bad so please don’t you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.

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