Woof-a-Pedia: The Brutally Honest Dog Breed Guide: A Comprehensive Guide to Choosing the RIGHT Dog for Your Lifestyle (The Zero Woofs Given Dog Breed Library, Band 1) - Softcover
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You don’t need another dog book.
You need the truth before you pick the wrong one.
Most people choose a dog based on looks, trends, or bad advice… then act surprised when that “perfect breed” turns their life upside down.
That’s not a bad dog.
That’s a bad match.
And the dog is usually the one that pays for it.
Inside this book, you’ll find over 280 dog breed profiles with the real-world truth about what you’re bringing home:
Energy levels that don’t fit your schedule
Temperaments that don’t match your household
Exercise needs most people underestimate
Grooming and maintenance nobody talks about
The kind of behavior that shows up when a breed is in the wrong home
No sugarcoating. No kennel-club fluff. No “every dog is perfect for families” nonsense.
Just reality.
If you’re serious about getting the right dog for your life, read this before you commit.
If you’re not… you’ll probably end up learning the hard way.
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Zero Woofs Given was born out of one sarcastic human's lifelong gripe with the sugarcoated nonsense in dog books. Founded by Shannon, a snarky, lifelong dog devotee and proud Rottweiler mom to Rowan and Rip, has spent 20+ years knee-deep in fur, mud, training sessions, and vet clinic exam rooms, surviving the kind of chaos only a determined canine can create. From rescue work to breed-specific research, she's seen the best, worst, and most unhinged sides of dog ownership and lived to write about it.Shannon's mission is blunt: when people pick the wrong dog, the dog pays the price. They end up in shelters for being exactly what they were bred to be-while humans fail them. Her guides exist to stop that cycle.Zero Woofs Given Press exists for one reason: to torch the sugarcoated garbage. These books won't tell you every dog "loves kids" or "thrives in apartments." They'll tell you the messy, hilarious, heartbreaking truth-so you know what you're getting into before your shoes, furniture, and sanity are destroyed.When not writing, she's wrangling her own four-legged disasters, dodging drool, and questioning life choices while still believing there's no better companion than a dog with a heartbeat and zero manners.
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Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. This item is printed on demand - it takes 3-4 days longer - Neuware -Woof-a-Pedia: The Brutally Honest Dog Breed Guide isn't your average feel-good coffee-table book claiming every dog is a perfect fit for everyone. This is the real-deal survival manual every dog owner-or soon-to-be dog owner-didn't know they desperately needed.Tired of fluffy kennel-club descriptions and Instagram fairy tales Same. Woof-a-Pedia delivers the truth about over 250 dog breeds, told with wit, grit, and absolutely zero tolerance for sugarcoated nonsense. Whether you're considering a loyal Labrador, a chaotic Chihuahua, or a drool-soaked Mastiff, this book arms you with the information you need to choose wisely-and survive the madness once your new four-legged chaos agent moves in.What's Inside:250+ brutally honest breed profiles with no marketing fluff, no breeder propaganda, and no 'every dog is great for families' lies.The real truth about temperament, energy, shedding, stubbornness, and straight-up destruction potential.Unfiltered info on health issues, vet bills, insurance nightmares, and how much of your stuff might get chewed.A guide to finding a dog that fits your actual life-not your Pinterest board.Tips on training, nutrition, and behavior that focus on what actually works, not what sounds cute on TikTok.Why You'll Love It:If you've ever Googled 'what dog is right for me' and ended up more confused than when you started, this book is for you.If you've adopted a dog and thought 'oh no, what have I done ' - you're not alone, and this book gets it.And if you just want to laugh, learn, and maybe avoid your next couch being eaten, we got you.This book is:Raw and funny (because laughing through the chaos is better than crying over it).Actually helpful (because we don't believe in breed fairy tales).Written for real people (not perfect ones).Who It's For:First-time owners who want to pick a dog that won't wreck their life.Dog lovers who've been through it and want to laugh at the truth.Families with kids, other pets, or just a general desire for peace.Anyone tired of sugarcoated breed guides pretending every dog is a 'perfect family dog.'Woof-a-Pedia is the cornerstone of the Zero Woofs Given Dog Breed Library, a growing collection of resources that exist for one reason: to tell the truth about dogs. Not the polished version. Not the fantasy. The truth.Because dogs are amazing-but not every dog is amazing for you.And that's okay.Let's get you the right dog the first time. Or at least help you laugh through the second one. 242 pp. Englisch. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798988392378
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Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. This item is printed on demand - Print on Demand Titel. Neuware -Woof-a-Pedia: The Brutally Honest Dog Breed Guide isn't your average feel-good coffee-table book claiming every dog is a perfect fit for everyone. This is the real-deal survival manual every dog owner-or soon-to-be dog owner-didn't know they desperately needed.Tired of fluffy kennel-club descriptions and Instagram fairy tales Same. Woof-a-Pedia delivers the truth about over 250 dog breeds, told with wit, grit, and absolutely zero tolerance for sugarcoated nonsense. Whether you're considering a loyal Labrador, a chaotic Chihuahua, or a drool-soaked Mastiff, this book arms you with the information you need to choose wisely-and survive the madness once your new four-legged chaos agent moves in.What's Inside:250+ brutally honest breed profiles with no marketing fluff, no breeder propaganda, and no 'every dog is great for families' lies.The real truth about temperament, energy, shedding, stubbornness, and straight-up destruction potential.Unfiltered info on health issues, vet bills, insurance nightmares, and how much of your stuff might get chewed.A guide to finding a dog that fits your actual life-not your Pinterest board.Tips on training, nutrition, and behavior that focus on what actually works, not what sounds cute on TikTok.Why You'll Love It:If you've ever Googled 'what dog is right for me' and ended up more confused than when you started, this book is for you.If you've adopted a dog and thought 'oh no, what have I done ' - you're not alone, and this book gets it.And if you just want to laugh, learn, and maybe avoid your next couch being eaten, we got you.This book is:Raw and funny (because laughing through the chaos is better than crying over it).Actually helpful (because we don't believe in breed fairy tales).Written for real people (not perfect ones).Who It's For:First-time owners who want to pick a dog that won't wreck their life.Dog lovers who've been through it and want to laugh at the truth.Families with kids, other pets, or just a general desire for peace.Anyone tired of sugarcoated breed guides pretending every dog is a 'perfect family dog.'Woof-a-Pedia is the cornerstone of the Zero Woofs Given Dog Breed Library, a growing collection of resources that exist for one reason: to tell the truth about dogs. Not the polished version. Not the fantasy. The truth.Because dogs are amazing-but not every dog is amazing for you.And that's okay.Let's get you the right dog the first time. Or at least help you laugh through the second one.Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld 242 pp. Englisch. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798988392378
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Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - Woof-a-Pedia: The Brutally Honest Dog Breed Guide isn't your average feel-good coffee-table book claiming every dog is a perfect fit for everyone. This is the real-deal survival manual every dog owner-or soon-to-be dog owner-didn't know they desperately needed.Tired of fluffy kennel-club descriptions and Instagram fairy tales Same. Woof-a-Pedia delivers the truth about over 250 dog breeds, told with wit, grit, and absolutely zero tolerance for sugarcoated nonsense. Whether you're considering a loyal Labrador, a chaotic Chihuahua, or a drool-soaked Mastiff, this book arms you with the information you need to choose wisely-and survive the madness once your new four-legged chaos agent moves in.What's Inside:250+ brutally honest breed profiles with no marketing fluff, no breeder propaganda, and no 'every dog is great for families' lies.The real truth about temperament, energy, shedding, stubbornness, and straight-up destruction potential.Unfiltered info on health issues, vet bills, insurance nightmares, and how much of your stuff might get chewed.A guide to finding a dog that fits your actual life-not your Pinterest board.Tips on training, nutrition, and behavior that focus on what actually works, not what sounds cute on TikTok.Why You'll Love It:If you've ever Googled 'what dog is right for me' and ended up more confused than when you started, this book is for you.If you've adopted a dog and thought 'oh no, what have I done ' - you're not alone, and this book gets it.And if you just want to laugh, learn, and maybe avoid your next couch being eaten, we got you.This book is:Raw and funny (because laughing through the chaos is better than crying over it).Actually helpful (because we don't believe in breed fairy tales).Written for real people (not perfect ones).Who It's For:First-time owners who want to pick a dog that won't wreck their life.Dog lovers who've been through it and want to laugh at the truth.Families with kids, other pets, or just a general desire for peace.Anyone tired of sugarcoated breed guides pretending every dog is a 'perfect family dog.'Woof-a-Pedia is the cornerstone of the Zero Woofs Given Dog Breed Library, a growing collection of resources that exist for one reason: to tell the truth about dogs. Not the polished version. Not the fantasy. The truth.Because dogs are amazing-but not every dog is amazing for you.And that's okay.Let's get you the right dog the first time. Or at least help you laugh through the second one. Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798988392378
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