A Useless Book - Hardcover

Abel, Andrew Robert

Hardcover

ISBN 13: 9798989431663

Verlag: Andrew Robert Abel, 2025

Inhaltsangabe

A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. Made-up reviews (for fun): - "The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest "My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends "Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly "My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly "Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks "Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included "A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn "This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter "If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly

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Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

Andrew Abel is originally from Helsby, Cheshire, England. He is now a software developer and lives in Silicon Valley, California with his wife, Angela. He developed a love of spoken rhyme from his grandfather, Wilfred Harrison, who loved to recite poems.

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Andrew Robert Abel
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798989431663
• Einband: Gebundene Ausgabe
• Anzahl der Seiten: 34
• Kontakt zum Hersteller: Nicht verfügbar
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