Don't Miss the Bus: and other tales from the road - Softcover

Douglas, Benjamin

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798991183307

Verlag: Douglas Benjamin Halper, 2025

Inhaltsangabe

Take one serving of David Sedaris,
add one half serving of Andy Rooney,
drain the excess bitterness,
and add a pinch of bad decision-making.

Have you ever flown the Goodyear blimp? Commissioned a gift honoring your favorite serial killer? Known a 12-year-old college student? These are just a few of the situations Benjamin Douglas has encountered while traveling from state to state, entertaining young and old with his music, artwork, and what he optimistically considers to be humor. Having had countless responses to the telling of these tales such as: “That didn’t really happen, did it?” “They said what?!” and “Are you serious?” Douglas has compiled this collection so that the world may also have insight into the absurdities of the human race. Do you know the reason it’s dangerous to attend dental conventions? Or why you shouldn’t play practical jokes on heart transplant patients in the ICU? Well, fret no more. Douglas has come to the rescue with all of the answers you never knew you needed, and some you probably didn’t.

Having had adventures in forty-nine states (and parts of Georgia), he now passes on the wisdom he’s gained while asking nothing in return except for your time and perhaps some fan mail. So, sit back, relax, and do whatever it is you typically do while being told stories you don’t believe. And remember, it’s okay to forget about any felonies you’ve committed—just make sure you don’t miss the bus!

Details zur Ausgabe

• Verlag: Douglas Benjamin Halper
• Erscheinungsdatum: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN 13: 9798991183307
• Einband: Taschenbuch
• Anzahl der Seiten: 239
• Herausgeber: O'Brien Adam
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