🍭 THE RISE AND ROT OF RANCID ROYALTY 🍭
A Sweet Fable Gone Sour—90 Pages of Candy-Coated Chaos! Part fairy tale. Part food fight. All rebellion.
Candy Mountain sparkled—glazed in gumdrops, crowned in frosting, and ruled by sugar-crazed Royals with sticky fingers and bottomless appetites. It was the sweetest kingdom in the universe—until the sugar ran dry!
When the Royals chewed through the last of the sugar supply, they built monstrous refineries to pump out artificial sweetener by the bucket full. But their factories poisoned the sky, melted the perma-frosting—and unleashed something far worse: the Candy Rot of 2020.
The plague ruins everything and King Orangello the Overripe flees the throne, retreating to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of denial and fake frosting—as the kingdom crumbles, lick by lick.
But just when all hope has curdled… a rebel rises. Laffin’ Taffin’ Taylor, a sassafras lovin’ spitfire, rides in to lasso the lies, wrangle the rot, and lead a frosting-fueled rebellion.
Filled with marshmallow mayhem, sugar-coated satire, and rhyming rebellion songs. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty is a twisted fairytale about corruption, greed, courage— and a full-on royal revolution topped with sprinkles.
Perfect for fans of fractured fables, unapologetically oddball worlds, and stories where cupcakes carry pitchforks, this frosted epic proves that:
✨Not every queen needs a crown.
🍬Sometimes frosting fades.
🔥But grit? Grit sticks.
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Luke Stoffel (b. 1978) is an award-winning artist and writer whose work explores spirituality through a vibrant, pop-fantasy lens. Recognized as one of NYC's top LGBTQ+ artists by GLAAD, his art has graced iconic venues such as the Art Directors Club, the historic Prince George Ballroom, and the gallery at New World Stages. His work has also been featured in media, including hit reality shows on Bravo, The New York Times, Huffington Post, and Hawaiian Airlines Magazine.Stoffel's extensive travels-spanning over 40 countries-are woven into his creative work, offering audiences a glimpse into the world's rich religious and cultural tapestries. His first novel, How to Win a Million Dollars, is a reflection of this journey, infused with humor, resilience, and deeply personal insights.
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