Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

Jim Mullen

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Sprache: Englisch

Verlag: Simon and Schuster, US, 2002

0743224450 / 9780743224451

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The alternative scrapbook that documents a baby's truly important memories.Millions of people think children are the cutest, cuddliest, most wonderful, saintly creatures in the entire world. These people do not have children. They have nice things. They collect fragile pottery. They have candlelit dinners in fancy restaurants. They go to the movies. They have white carpets. People with small children haven't been to a restaurant without plastic silverware in years. The last movie they saw in a theater is now on American Movie Classics. Their house looks like it was decorated by Pee-Wee Herman. Baby's First Tattoo is for them.For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life-Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered-Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again. Read more Continue reading Read less ABOUT THE AUTHORBarry Blitt's illustrations have appeared on more than eighty New Yorker covers and have also graced the pages of The New York Times and Entertainment Weekly. He is the illustrator of Once Upon a Time, the End (Asleep in 60 Seconds) by Geoffrey Koske and The Adventures of Mark Twain by Huckleberry Finn by Robert Burleigh, as well as other picture books. He lives in Roxbury, Connecticut. EXCERPT. © REPRINTED BY PERMISSION. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.BABY'S FIRST TATTOOA Memory Book for Modern ParentsBy Jim MullenSIMON and SCHUSTERCopyright © 2002 Jim MullenAll right reserved.ISBN: 0743224450IntroductionThere are two kinds of babies in the world: the cute, cuddly, cherubic bundles of joy and the real ones. This book is for parents who are thinking of having, who are near having, or who have recently had a real baby. Even if you want the other kind, chances are that you will get a real, crying, screaming, nerve-shredding baby instead.While most books marking your baby's milestones concentrate on minor events like Baby's First Word, and Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Tattoo lets you relive the unforgettable moments in your baby's life that are too often ignored: Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's First Dirt-Eating, Baby's First Test of Wills.Unlike the old-fashioned baby books you will find in your parents' attic, this book is meant to be filled out beyond page four, and will also give you a timely warning as to what new hell you can expect from your child next. Will today be the day you make two visits to the emergency room or just your First Panic Call to Poison Control?People often say to me, "If babies are such a bother and a burden, why do people keep having them?" And I say, "Because they have poor memories." To which they say, "What were we just talking about?"The other r.…

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Titel
Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
Autor
Jim Mullen
Verlag
Simon and Schuster, US
Erscheinungsjahr
2002
Zustand
New
Einband
Hardback
Sprache
Englisch
ISBN-10
0743224450
ISBN-13
9780743224451
Abmessungen
6 x 0.5 x 7.5 inches

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