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Brand New, Unread Copy in Perfect Condition. A+ Customer Service! Summary: You're running for your life in the woods, being chased by a crazed Russian mobster with an uzi. FBI agents are threatening to cut off Mr. Robinson's fingers, coonhounds want your bacon, and an opossum stares you down. Terror awakes you to a cold sweat. The screams were yours, and the horror was a nightmare. For Jackie McGrath, the secretary for the First United Methodist Church of Deweyville, these scenarios aren't bad dreams.If Jackie had time to worry, she would have reason. As a multitasker, worry is at the bottom of a long list of To Do's with damage control at the top. A wedding video of the bride's water breaking, the arrest of Gospel Bob of Religion Within Reach for illegal trafficking, and the arrival of the preacher's slutty wife are just the warm up acts. There's a shoot-out at the funeral home where Jackie works part-time as sitter of the recently departed, and a ride-along with the chief of police to a disturbance of the peace at a Boudoir Blast party where Bozo the lost bulldog has been sighted. The fun isn't over: Jackie's prissy, rich sister from New York inserts herself into church business; the weird characters at her church are off their meds; neighbor Commander Sweazy and his goat wake her up with revelry; and a curvaceous stranger named Zoya shows up looking for her missing "stuffed cupcake." The cupcake turns out to be Rusty Jackson, Jackie's Boilerman boyfriend, an HVAC professional and retired Navy SEAL who occasionally goes undercover-it's the under the covers notion that vexes Jackie. When Rusty is called upon to end a drug cartel's hostage situation off the coast of Malibu, he leaves Jackie to deal with the new preacher, the beguiling Rev. Jake Brannigan. Brannigan has established a new age agenda, shaking things up with the staid parishioners and creating groupies of the young, female demographic. Jackie, as well as the self-ascribed John the Baptist, question the reverend's integrity. In the meantime, Zoya's mobster brother blows up Jackie's house, and Jackie is forced to take her teenage son to Rusty's cabin in the woods. Bullwinkle, Boris, and Igor follow. Keeping her family from getting caught in crossfire requires a secret tunnel, a bow and arrow, and a lot of moxie, but Jackie proves she is a woman to be reckoned with. Although Jackie is fully capable of commandeering an army truck and maneuvering her Royal Blue PT Cruiser, she occasionally takes shot-gun in Rusty's Dodge Ram truck. And when the time is right, the Boilerman eases Jackie's tension with a tune-up, an adjustment to her heating and cooling system, and a tampering of her gauges. His tools include a caftan and a Zil-you'll have to read the third book in the Deweyville Church Secretary series to find out what a Zil is. Frankie and Johnnie warn you: Jackie McGrath and her friends will keep you entertained and guessing what can possibly happen next in this zany, naughty, and irreverent romp. If your sides don't hitch with laughter, there's something seriously wrong with you. Buchnummer des Verkäufers

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Inhaltsangabe: You?re running for your life in the woods, being chased by a crazed Russian mobster with an uzi. FBI agents are threatening to cut off Mr. Robinson?s fingers, coonhounds want your bacon, and an opossum stares you down. Terror awakes you to a cold sweat. The screams were yours, and the horror was a nightmare. For Jackie McGrath, the secretary for the First United Methodist Church of Deweyville, these scenarios aren?t bad dreams. If Jackie had time to worry, she would have reason. As a multitasker, worry is at the bottom of a long list of To Do?s with damage control at the top. A wedding video of the bride?s water breaking, the arrest of Gospel Bob of Religion Within Reach for illegal trafficking, and the arrival of the preacher?s slutty wife are just the warm up acts. There?s a shoot-out at the funeral home where Jackie works part-time as sitter of the recently departed, and a ride-along with the chief of police to a disturbance of the peace at a Boudoir Blast party where Bozo the lost bulldog has been sighted. The fun isn?t over: Jackie?s prissy, rich sister from New York inserts herself into church business; the weird characters at her church are off their meds; neighbor Commander Sweazy and his goat wake her up with revelry; and a curvaceous stranger named Zoya shows up looking for her missing ?stuffed cupcake.? The cupcake turns out to be Rusty Jackson, Jackie?s Boilerman boyfriend, an HVAC professional and retired Navy SEAL who occasionally goes undercover?it?s the under the covers notion that vexes Jackie. When Rusty is called upon to end a drug cartel?s hostage situation off the coast of Malibu, he leaves Jackie to deal with the new preacher, the beguiling Rev. Jake Brannigan. Brannigan has established a new age agenda, shaking things up with the staid parishioners and creating groupies of the young, female demographic. Jackie, as well as the self-ascribed John the Baptist, question the reverend?s integrity. In the meantime, Zoya?s mobster brother blows up Jackie?s house, and Jackie is forced to take her teenage son to Rusty?s cabin in the woods. Bullwinkle, Boris, and Igor follow. Keeping her family from getting caught in crossfire requires a secret tunnel, a bow and arrow, and a lot of moxie, but Jackie proves she is a woman to be reckoned with. Although Jackie is fully capable of commandeering an army truck and maneuvering her Royal Blue PT Cruiser, she occasionally takes shot-gun in Rusty?s Dodge Ram truck. And when the time is right, the Boilerman eases Jackie?s tension with a tune-up, an adjustment to her heating and cooling system, and a tampering of her gauges. His tools include a caftan and a Zil?you?ll have to read the third book in the Deweyville Church Secretary series to find out what a Zil is. Frankie and Johnnie warn you: Jackie McGrath and her friends will keep you entertained and guessing what can possibly happen next in this zany, naughty, and irreverent romp. If your sides don?t hitch with laughter, there?s something seriously wrong with you.

Über den Autor: ?The first one will be named John and the second one will be called Frank.? The father decided simple and masculine would be fitting for his sons and he named them before they were ever conceived. Biological fortune interfered with his plans. The mother put ie?s on the end of their daughters? names, and then appended ugly middle names, the revelation of which may be obtained only upon threat of intense interrogation. The Carroll girls were at first embarrassed by their boy names, but when they realized what attention getters, what conversation starters, what boy attractors were these unique monikers, they were grateful to their parents. Teenaged Johnnie and Frankie Carroll hit the streets of Tulsa, cruising their decades-old cars on the Restless Ribbon, making repeated runs through Boots Drive-in, and inevitably meeting guys who questioned the veracity of their handles. Frankie Carroll attended McLain High School in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Northeastern State University in Tahlequah, the number one party school of the nation at the time, was next on the agenda. Although she will admit to being a baby boomer, she will not give you the exact date of her birth. Frankie has worked both in the church and the healthcare industries. She likes to brag about the many plays she has starred in or directed, and makes fun of her sister?s new Yankee accent. Johnnie Carroll McDonald also attended McLain and Northeastern. While working full-time and raising a family, she received her MBA, and she?s proud of her career as a human resources executive. She lives in New Jersey now, trying to decode the word maul as the local pronunciation of mall. Johnnie spends her time sitting lonely at the computer, pounding out the novels fueled by the silly imagination of the Frankie and Johnnie sister team.

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