The Most Important Meal of the Day…is Weird.
Why so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?
Do you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?
We have good news for you, then:
The Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest…now in edible form!
Delivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!
Consumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include:
Angela Liu - A Contract of Ink and Skin
Emmett Nahil - Vining
K.A. Wiggins - The Tangle (Did Not Kill Kitsault)
Ainsley Hawthorn - Big Cats of Newfoundland
F. J. Bergmann - The Museum of Etymology
[sarah] Cavar - Mad Studies
Matthew Mitchell - Knight Rumors
Azure Arther - Reciprocity
Hannah Greer - To Be Human
SJ Townend- I Have Seen Seven Bad Things
Ira Rat - Soft
Kay Vaindal - Pig House
Sharang Biswas - Waiting for Jonah
Tehnuka - You Can Leave Your Helmet On
Tim Pratt - The Liminal Space Dating Agency
Tiffany Michelle Brown - Full Immersion
Leo Oliveira - They Remember Faces
M. L. Krishnan - Measurements Expressed as Units of Separation
Emma Burnett - Plastic-eating fungus caused doomsday[2][3]
Samir Sirk Morató - EGREGORE
Shantell Powell - The Snow Hath No Queen
Plangdi Neple - Not All Your Bones Are Yours
Sonya Vatomsky - The Yolo Wallpaper
Susan L. Lin - Gravitational Pull
Erik McHatton - The Man Who Collected Ligotti
Zoe Kaplan - Traveling Salesman
Do not consume in direct sunlight.
Or moonlight.
Any light, really.
And, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables™:
Step bravely.
Do not panic.
Alex Woodroe is a Romanian writer of dark speculative fiction and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated editor-in-chief of Tenebrous Press. She’ s the author of Whisperwood, The Night Ship, and Tatratea, and has several short stories and articles published in venues such as Nightmare Magazine and the Nosleep podcast. Alex lives in the heart of the Transylvanian region of Romania.