Buster's Blurb
The world looks different through the eyes of a cat. Cats have their priorities straight: hunting, fighting, eating, sleeping - these are the things that matter. Human beings look different too, seen with the unblinking gaze of a supersmart feline: more stupid, more pretentious, uglier, funnier. Especially funnier. What other animal is ruled by a pack of braying idiots huddled together in a room with too few seats, and commanded by a little man in a dress who regularly shouts "Hors d'oeuvres!" even though no one ever gives him any?
What a bunch of morons!
These are the reflections - on life, ethics, politics and ratting of me, Buster.
I have now passed on to a higher plane. It's really boring. You can't kill anything, because everything's already dead.
Not everyone likes cats. These great thoughts will teach them how wrong they are.
Buster was a particularly beautiful and intelligent Persian cat whom David and Margaret Singleton had the privilege of serving for ten years, along with his beloved brother, Bertie. Like his brother, Buster died too young, depriving the world of one of its greatest literary talents.