A Cautionary Tale: Memoirs of a Soldier in Colonel Sanders' Army. Dieser Artikel ist nicht verfügbar.A Cautionary Tale: Memoirs of a Soldier in Colonel Sanders' Army

The tale of a lone man attempting to rise through the ranks of Colonel Sander's KFC army. Experience the journey as he moves from his humble roots in a small Kansas town to the fame and fortune awaiting him in the big city. Timmy has run-ins with gritty criminals and classy women as he dominates the street race scene and parties as hard as he works. Meet his friends who feed adopted strays leftover fast food, help him pioneer an illicit catering business, and specialize in revenge for hire. This story is unbelievable in its scope and breadth and includes it all: love and romance, broken hearts, crime and punishment, intrigue and suspense. Reading is believing. Follow Timmy as he is betrayed in love, travels across the world, joins an underground vampire scene, and has his living flesh harvested off of him for terrifying uses. He descends into a dark world of drugs and abuse and emerges on the other side of the darkness, surrounded by true friends like Lucas - Argentina's knife-throwing expat, Noise - the biggest pot connection in college, Scotty - the inventor of biscuits and gravy, and Ann - the love of his life. This book is a blog of the everyman inside all men yearning to be more than they are, and this is Timmy's story.