Have you ever wondered how some guys get strippers to go home with them? You have probably noticed that the guys were not much to look at either. You probably think they must have spent a lot of money at the club or used drugs to lure the dancers in. Y

How to Date a Stripper ... with NO Money Down!

By D.P. Sala

AuthorHouse

Copyright © 2012 D.P. Sala
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4772-2519-6

Contents

Introduction..........................................................................vAbout the Author......................................................................viiFive Myths about Strippers............................................................xiI. The Structure of a Strip Club......................................................1II. The Six Classifications of a Stripper.............................................25III. The Mind of a Stripper...........................................................38IV. Understanding You and the Top Mistakes You Won't Want to Make.....................51V. Strategies and Approaches to Better Success........................................69VI. Personal Tales from the Clubs.....................................................91VII. Stripper Confessions.............................................................121Conclusion............................................................................128

Chapter One

The Structure of a Strip Club

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It is important to understand how the strip club works, because then you can see how you will sometimes get sucked in to paying more money than you need to.

The Cover Charge

Generally, admittance to a club ranges from $7 to $20, depending upon the quality of the club. Additionally, the girls have to pay a tip out each night to work there, meaning they have to give back to the club a percentage of the tips they receive. This additional income to the owner is separate from the cover charges. The dancers will pay an average of a $30 tip out during the week and a $70 tip out on the weekend. If there are twenty girls working a Friday night shift at seventy bucks a girl, the club will receive fourteen hundred dollars right off the bat. That's without even counting the cover charge and booze and additional fees from the "champagne room" that the owner will receive.

Quickly you discover how profitable these strip clubs can be. When you add in a ten-dollar cover charge and multiply that by three hundred guys in attendance, that's three thousand dollars on an average night! That doesn't even include the markup on the liquor and merchandise. The total in just the admittance fees and tip out from the dancers would be about ninety-thousand dollars in just one month. As long as you can tolerate this lifestyle and these beat-up strippers (I mean this in the nicest possible way) and drunk, horny guys every night, you can see how crazy profitable owning a gentlemen's club can be!

The Total Number of Dancers Working per Night

The more dancers working per night, the better things go for the club and for you, the visitor. You may wonder why some clubs have chubby or ugly girls working there. Well, the answer is simply that the club makes money on every girl who works there, so there's no reason to discriminate. Believe it or not, some men prefer bigger girls or even girls with missing teeth. It actually helps some men build their confidence for when the prettier girls come up to them. It's the same as at a regular bar. I like to call them "practice girls." You have to play in a few scrimmage games before you can handle the real deal. You wouldn't want to finally get your chance with a hot chick and blow it early.

It's very hard for a stripper to get fired. As long as they pay tip out and pay the fines for nights they don't show up, they will always have job security. Unless a stripper gets in a fight with the owner or the other girls don't like her and make her feel uncomfortable, she will stay. By the way, that is pretty much the only reason strippers ever quit or leave. I hear from dancers all the time how the girls at the last club were "bitches," and that's why they left the previous club.

Sometimes I'll hear that a stripper told the owner to fuck off, and I can't believe they're still working at that same club. Please understand that these owners know what type of person they're dealing with and have a higher tolerance than most employers. The more money the owner earns from these girls from tip-out and champagne-room fees, the more the owner will tolerate. You won't ever hear of a bouncer telling the owner to fuck off and a week later, he's still working there. They don't produce income for the owner; they only provide safety to the girls, which is easily replaceable.

The number-one reason for strippers leaving their job is that they bounce around a lot in their personal lives. Generally, if they disappear for a while, they'll come back to the same three or four clubs. They only have so many people in their hectic personal lives that they can rely on to help them out—from watching their kids to giving them a ride when their car breaks down. Only a few people will tolerate their inconsistent behavior and emotional instability, especially if they have a few kids or if drug habits are involved. I'll get into that more in the next section.

Exotic Dancers Pay a Tip Out

I mentioned before that dancers pay a nightly fee ranging from thirty to seventy bucks, depending on what night of the week they're working. If twenty girls were scheduled one night, multiply that by sixty dollars per dancer; that equals twelve hundred dollars in profit to the club before they even open the doors. In high-end clubs, tip out can range from $60 to $150 a night. Obviously the weekends are the busiest, and the girls make more, so the club gets a higher rate.

Another thing I found interesting is that the club fines girls for showing up late or calling in sick. A general rule of thumb is if a dancer comes in an hour or two late for her shift, they charge her an additional twenty dollars added on to her tip out. If five girls are late, the club makes an extra hundred bucks in fees that night. If the girl is a no-show, she may get charged an extra 250 bucks.

You may be thinking "Wow!" In actuality, it just causes the girl to work extra hard to pay that off and teaches her that she'd better have a really good reason not to show up for work. Some club owners or "mother hens" (managers) might waive or reduce these fees to the girls. If the owner is fucking the dancer, or if the girl actually has a good reason, the hen might waive the fee, but most clubs do not tolerate this behavior. The club can find a lot of other girls they can count on. Yeah, right! A reliable stripper is an oxymoron!

DJ/Bouncer/Cook—How They Get Paid

The strip club's biggest expense is the DJ, who usually makes four hundred bucks a night or per shift, depending on how long the club is open. Most clubs have two shifts. The opening shift is from 11:00 a.m. until 7:00 p.m. The night shift is from 7:00 p.m. until closing around 2:00 a.m. The DJ makes a flat rate to come in, play all the music, introduce the girls, and announce birthday and bachelor parties. The DJ can average around fifty bucks an hour. You see that can be pretty reasonable. These guys can be your good friends too. They know a lot about these dancers, from their work schedule to what kind of music they like to listen and dance to. What a great intro to a dancer—knowing what kind of music she likes!

These exotic dancers will come in on their days off and practice tricks on the pole to certain songs and get their spins down, especially if they are good pole dancers to begin with or if they see other girls earning big tips from guys; it will motivate them to get better. They'll...