"Meet Hank Collins, an astute, gutsy, and funny 13-year-old who’s just finished the seventh grade at a public school in Baltimore’s affluent suburbs. But all is not trouble-free for Hank. He must contend with a troubled family, an alien school, and a world otherwise booby-trapped with alluring but perilous possibilities.Hank is a page-turning, contemporary, coming-of-age story of growing up amidst this wreckage of a dangerous and suspenseful summer. From him, we hear the events of his life. We stand by him on the baseball field and at the dinner tables of his remarried parents. We walk with him into an epic, appalling, yet believable teenage party. We share with him an astounding encounter with adult weekend warriors. We see not just his confusions and dismays, but his grit, his honesty, and his vulnerability. We like him, and root for him, and care about him.Through a raw, real, and rewarding storyline, recounted with an understated elegance, and dialogue that is witty and captivating, we watch as he manages to evolve into a courageous, undaunted human being.As The Harvard Crimson observes, Hank is so authentic that one sometimes feels the need to check for that standard disclaimer reminding us that these characters are only fictitious. Hank bursts from the pages, vibrant and flawed. We feel his pain, share his sorrows, and rejoice in his triumphs.There is no holding back here, notes Pulitzer-Prize-winning writer Buzz Bissinger. There is no political correctness. The world that Hank sees and tells us about—a world fraught with pitfalls, potholes, protagonists, antagonists, decency, and deceit—is the world of the American pre-adolescent.Author Arch Montgomery never shies away from important issues, adds The Harvard Crimson, and never takes the easy way out in dealing with them. With a few deft strokes, he manages to compress every in-between shade of gray into the dialogue and actions of his characters. Like the state of the world it reflects, good and evil are not always so clear-cut. Part of Hank’s journey of growth entails understanding and dealing with that realization.No wonder The Harvard Crimson concludes: ""Few novels have succeeded in capturing the essence of adolescence, but the likes of Tom Sawyer and Holden Caulfield are about to welcome the newest member to their ranks a 13-year-old boy named Hank… Arch Montgomery, impressive in an incandescent debut, shows a mastery of his craft and an unusually perceptive insight into the human heart."""

Hank

The First Novel of the Gunpowder TrilogyBy Arch Montgomery

Bancroft Press

Copyright © 2003 Arch Montgomery
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-890862-22-0

Chapter One

My little league baseball coach is clueless. After every practice, he makes us run around the bases for minutes and minutes. It's pointless. Anybody who knows anything about baseball knows that nobody runs, not even the best professional players. Like when was the last time anybody told Mark McGwire, "Get the lead out"? "OK, there, Mo Vaughan, if you don't run those bases, we're putting you right on your fat butt."

Yeah, right. Name me a pro manager who'd keep his job after saying something that stupid. The players make millions and never run. We're supposed to be having fun, but we're paying Coach to make us run around the bases? I'd thought he was a pretty sensible and smart guy. Right! He's crazy AND clueless.

Sue says she's known guys like Coach. She says people like him are control freaks who get off on bossing other people around. She says that it's my call whether to stay on the team or quit, seeing as I'm going into eighth grade and all. Sue, by the way, is my mom. I can call her Sue cause her new husband's "Pete," and we're on a first name basis. Sue says she doesn't have any "authority hang-ups." Coach sure does.

Plus he's not much for evaluating talent. I'm hitting over .500. I'm the best pitcher on the team. I got this wicked forkball that falls right off the table — that's got guys swinging at balls that bounce way in front of the plate. When I'm not on the mound, I play short. Together with my step-brother, Jake, who plays second and can turn the pivot better than any kid I ever seen, we've been turnin' double plays like crazy all season. Yup, Coach is gonna miss me big-time. He'll miss me all the rest of the season. 'Cause I quit. That's it. Screw the Coach and screw the whole effen team!

Besides, quitting the team'll give me more time for riding my bike this summer. I like bikin' the Gunpowder Falls Trail—lots of cool jumps there and, when it gets too hot, you can just ease off your bike and into the water. You should see all the tubers floating down the river on a real hot July day. They come in these big groups, screamin' and laughin,' all hooked together with their feet. I especially like the college girls who go tubin'. I like to look at them a lot. They sure know how to put on a bathing suit.

Anyway, college dudes always have coolers full of beer jammed into one tube and then coolers full of great sandwiches stuffed into another tube. I can usually weasel a brewski or a sandwich off of 'em. Pete calls beers brewskis, and he says it's better for me to learn how to drink the right way with him instead of going out and getting hammered by myself or with my crazy friends. Doing all that sounds pretty damn good to me.

Almost as much fun as the tubers are the fly fishermen at the Gunpowder River. God, those guys are major league serious. They've got their fancy rubber pants on and their flashy green or blue or red shirts — you know, the ones with all kinds of little pockets and zippers and who knows what other kind of stuff hanging off 'em. And then they've got their hats with "Tarponwear" on 'em, and there's gotta be some kind of rule that you need to wear lots of signs. This one guy had at least a dozen — I counted. There was "Orvis," and "LL Bean," and "Eddie Bauer." I also saw "Sage" and "Leonard" and "Cabellos" and "On the Fly." There was more — I just can't remember 'em all.

I like watchin' those guys fish, too. They swish their fishing poles back and forth until their line gets tangled up in some tree. Then they slosh over to where they got all tangled up, and they curse. Then they break their line and curse some more. They'll stand real, real still after rummaging through their shirt pockets. Then they'll stare at their fingers and the end of the line like they're hypnotized or something, saying something like, "That ought to do it," under their breath. And you know what? Some of them'll turn right around and repeat the whole routine. But generally there's more cursing the second time around. They're so lame!

One guy made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna puke, but he hears me and gets all red-faced and bent out of shape. "What are you laughing at, you little asshole?" he asks me. That makes me tip off my bike and start rolling on the ground. I swear I can't even breathe. Then he decides to try to catch me. No chance of that! I dust him. Does that guy really believe he isn't funny?

One Saturday morning in June, Jake and me go to our neighbor's pond and pull out this big old honker of a carp. He must weigh a coupla tons. He's lost all his color and is just kind of a sickly "I-ain't-never-seen-the-light-of-day" white. I clonk him on the head with my bicycle pump and shove him into Jake's backpack. Then we cycle up to what they call the catch and release area just below Pretty Boy Dam and a few 100 yards below Beaver Dam — you know, just before you get to Little Falls Road. So we dive down into one of the deeper pools, where some guys were having luck the day before. I'd say it's about five foot deep there. Well, it takes us the better part of an hour to get that old carp lookin' just the way we want, but we do it using some weights and some fishing line and a couple of half penny nails. There that honker of a carp sits, wavin' in the current.

For the rest of the week, after baseball practice, we sit up in the trees, watching our favorite fish and how the fishermen react when they get a load of him. I like the enthusiastic clueless guys the best. "Holy shit, Jack," says one. "Look at that trout." And then they just fish the hell out of that pool, real excited, feeling around in their pockets for new stuff to wave in front of a fish corpse. Honest to God, two guys kept up that lame routine for a whole hour.

Two other guys look down at the fish from a boulder at the foot of the pool. "Will you look at that," says the one with a mustache who's sucking on a pipe. "I can't believe the poor old Gunpowder has carp in it this high up. It must be all those damn bait fishermen ruining the river." I almost yell down from the tree, "No shit, Sherlock, but it's a dead carp, and you're a live idiot." But I don't.

My very favorite fisherman is this little sawed-off blond guy with no hat and a little Asian baby girl peeking out of a backpack just behind his neck. She has her own little fishing rod with a little cloth fish tied onto the end of the line, and she's waving it around and using it to whack the sawed-off guy on the head. The guy and the baby laugh and talk as they walk up to the pool, where two other guys are getting ready to go corpse fishing. The sawed-off guy stops and looks into the pool. He pauses just a second and looks back and forth between the two corpse fishers and asks, "What're you seeing down there?"

"Big trout," one guy says, pointing it out.

"It might be a carp," the sawed-off guy says after receiving another whack on the head from the baby.

"You think so?" the other guy says.

"Yup. Might even be a dead carp." With that said, the sawed-off dude and his baby girl head upstream with their rods, laughing and talking just like they were before. I like them a lot.

Stuff like that is about the only thing keeping this long summer from being a total waste for me. I admit I'm in a pissy mood. I want to go down to the shore with Sue and Pete, but they won't take any real vacations....