It's Fun, Thought Provoking and Entertaining!! Finally a book full of quips, quotes, sayings and funny one-liners that you can share with your friends and loved ones every day of the year. Start today creating fun and fond memories for your family and friends.

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Life's Daily Dose of Wit & Wisdom

Wit & Wisdom to enlighten your dayBy J. N. Hospitable

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Copyright � 2011 J. N. Hospitable
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4567-3728-3

Introduction.....................viJanuary..........................1February.........................33March............................63April............................95May..............................126June.............................158July.............................189August...........................221September........................253October..........................284November.........................316December.........................347

Chapter One

January

January 1st

* A wise person keeps an open mind and a closed mouth. (Unknown)

January 2nd

* Authority is like a bank account, the more you draw on it the less you have. (Unknown - THP)

January 3rd

* There is no limit to what can be accomplished if it doesn't matter who gets the credit. (Ralph Emerson - THP)

January 4th

* Lead, follow, or get out of the way. Just do something. (Unknown)

January 5th

* The person who has no fire in himself cannot ignite others. (Unknown - THP)

January 6th

* Today's opportunity is yesterday's dream and tomorrow's memory. (Unknown)

January 7th

* Grudges are clots in the arteries leading to a happy heart. (Unknown - THP)

January 8th

* Never judge a man by his relatives; he did not choose them. (Unknown - THP)

January 9th

* Caution - know the ropes before you pull the strings. (Unknown)

January 10th

* People who think the world revolves around them have no sense of direction (Proverb)

January 11th

* Stupidity is forever, ignorance can be fixed. (Unknown)

January 12th

* Fools grow without watering. (Unknown - THP)

January 13th

* Speak well of your enemies; after all you made them. (Unknown)

January 14th

* Some friends remind us of blisters; they don'ts how up until after the work is done. (Unknown)

January 15th

* A wise man thinks ahead; a fool doesn't and then he brags about it (Proverbs 13:16)

January 16th

* Happiness increases the more you spread it around. (Unknown)

January 17th

* He who loses honesty has nothing else to lose. (Unknown)

January 18th

* Hot words never result in good judgment. (Unknown)

January 19th

* The path to success is always under construction. (Unknown)

January 20th

* Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. (Will Rogers)

January 21st

* Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely. (Unknown)

January 22nd

* He who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed. (Unknown - THP)

January 23rd

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming (Proverb)

January 24th

* If you correct yourself, others won't have to. (Unknown)

January 25th

* Remember, you can't fix a broken promise. (Unknown)

January 26th * If you want to be the top dog you need to get off of the porch. (Unknown)

January 27th

* The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. (Unknown)

January 28th

* When anger rises, think of the consequences. (Confucius)

January 29th

* The best sense of humor belongs to the man or woman that can laugh at him or herself. (Unknown)

January 30th

* We can learn much from wise words, little from wise cracks and nothing from wise guys. (Unknown)

January 31st

* I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. (Abraham Lincoln)

Chapter Two

February

February 1st

* Humor is the lubricating oil of life; it prevents friction and spreads happiness. (Unknown)

February 2nd

* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. (Unknown)

February 3rd

* You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. (Unknown)

February 4th

* You sound reasonable ... Time to up my medication. (Unknown)

February 5th

* A pat on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt (Proverb)

February 6th

* If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. (A. Einstein)

February 7th

* You only have one chance to make a good first impression. (Unknown)

February 8th

* Build a good reputation as it will follow you around for life. (Unknown)

February 9th

* Humor is the lifeboat on the river of life. (Unknown - THP)

February 10th

* A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover (Proverb)

February 11th

* Good ideas need landing gear as well as wings. (C.D. Jackson – THP)

February 12th

* Nothing dies more quickly than a new idea in a closed mind. (Unknown)

February 13th

* It is not the IQ but the "I WILL" that is important. (Unknown)

February 14th

* A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. (Unknown)

February 15th

* Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. (Confucius)

February 16th

* An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes or laundry (Unknown)

February 17th

* A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often ... (Unknown)

February 18th

* Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them. (Pierre de Miramax)

February 19th

* Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. (George Carlin)

February 20th

* Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. (Confucius)

February 21st

* Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. (Unknown)

February 22nd

* Where there is a will, there are a whole lot of relatives (Unknown)

February 23rd

* What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are small matters compared to what lies within us (Unknown)

February 24th

* It may...

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