How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers

Booth III, Max

ISBN 10: 1943720975 / ISBN 13: 9781943720972

Verlag: Ghoulish Books, 2024

Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 1943720975-2-35619813

Inhaltsangabe:

1. Do not respond to bad reviews.

2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.

3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.

4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.

5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.

6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.

7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.

8. Invest in better coffee.

9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.

10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.

Bibliografische Details

Titel: How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
Verlag: Ghoulish Books
Erscheinungsdatum: 2024
Einband: paperback
Zustand: Very Good