The Xenophobe's Guide to the Swedes (Xenophobe's Guides)

Peter Berlin

ISBN 10: 1906042497 / ISBN 13: 9781906042493

Verlag: Oval Books, 2008

Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers GOR013022052

Inhaltsangabe:

Soulful sadnessA common trait among Swedish people is a deeply felt svårmod, a dark melancholy born out of long winters, high taxes, and a sense of being stuck far out on a geo-political and socio-economic limb. They brood a lot over the meaning of life in a self-absorbed sort of way without ever arriving at satisfactory answers. Love allThe Swedes indulge in sport for leisure and sex for pleasure. Some people treat sex as a sport in order to combine leisure with pleasure, and thus save time and energy. Nurture natureThe Swedes have a dream: to save Nature from Man. This is more than just a vision—it's as close to a passion as the Swedes ever get. Net lossBecoming rich in Sweden has never been easy. As Ingmar Bergman found out, even millionaires can have difficulties making ends meet when income tax is levied at 102%.

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Xenophobe's Guide to the Swedes

By Peter Berlin, Catriona Tulloch Scott

Xenophobe's Guides

Copyright © 2012 Xenophobe's Guides
All rights reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-906042-49-3

Contents

Title Page, 
Nationalism & Identity, 
Character, 
Beliefs & Values, 
Behaviour, 
Manners, 
Conversation & Gestures, 
Obsessions, 
Sense of Humour, 
Eating & Drinking, 
Culture, 
Leisure & Pleasure, 
Custom & Tradition, 
Systems, 
Crime & Punishment, 
Business, 
Government, 
Language, 
About the Author, 
Copyright, 

CHAPTER 1

Nationalism & Identity

Forewarned

The Swedes are an enterprising, fair-minded people who suffer from a mild case of megalomania. For example, they think it entirely appropriate that the cartographer Mercator magnanimously drew Sweden roughly the size of India. They object to being lumped in with other Scandinavians, aas if they had no identity of their own.

From a Swedish perspective the differences between the Nordic countries are stark. Denmark is horizontal, Norway is vertical, Iceland is melting, Finland is labyrinthian, and Sweden is stunningly pastoral.

There is also the language difference. Every Finnish sentence starts in falsetto and ends in baritone. Norwegian sounds like Finnish intoned backwards, but is actually a provincial Swedish dialect. The Danes with their diphthongs and glottal stops sound as if they are caught between swallowing and spitting out a very hot potato. Only the Swedish language has evolved from grunted Icelandic gobbledygook to become the familiar and beloved singsong sounds of the Swedish Chef in The Muppet Show. Swedes find colliding consonants tricky. A modern Professor Higgins might offer the following challenge to a Swedish Eliza Doolittle: "Say after me – the Japanese jackass cheated on the Chinese chick" and be rewarded with "The Yapanese yackass sheeted on the Shinese shick."

The contrasts in national culture and character are equally glaring. The Norwegians are simple, plain-spoken folk, the Danes cheerful and fun-loving. The Finns are a taciturn lot whose mosquito bites occasionally make them holler and gyrate in what the guide books mistakenly call folk dancing. The Swedes have combined all these qualities and taken them to new heights by finding humour in plain talk, replacing silence with small talk, and eliminating body language altogether.

Swedes are always surprised to discover that foreigners do not keep a framed map of Sweden above their beds. They are amazed to encounter people who think the capital of Sweden is Oslo, or that Sweden is the home of Swatch. Such manifestations of ignorance can only be combated with a concerted campaign of enlightenment which is why they never tire of lecturing others about Sweden.

There is hardly anything in any other country with which the Swedes do not compare themselves and their country favourably, be it the length of an argument, the breadth of a generalisation or the height of an audacity. To add credibility, comparisons are usually given a thin patina of self-deprecation but this fails to conceal their underlying national pride.

Patriotism

The Swedes sniff at public manifestations of patriotism, conveniently forgetting that the blue and yellow Swedish flag is everywhere to be seen – at the top of garden flagpoles, on postcards, on birthday cakes, on the branches of Christmas trees. The colours of the flag are echoed on candles and napkins, on bottle labels and biscuit tins, even on Swedish company logos.

Bibliografische Details

Titel: The Xenophobe's Guide to the Swedes (...
Verlag: Oval Books
Erscheinungsdatum: 2008
Einband: Paperback
Zustand: Fine