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PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Neuware.

Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. The book your managerdefinitely shouldn't read.A satirical field guide to the micromanager's art - part comedy, part mirror, part quiet plea for a better way to work.WHY THIS BOOKYou've worked with one.Maybe you are one.The Micromanager's Manifesto is written entirely from inside its own logic - presenting the complete doctrine of micromanagement with a straight face, meticulous structure, and just enough absurdity to make the truth impossible to miss.It's the business book that uses humor to say what every employee survey has always said: this management style is costing everyone something."A team that thinks for itself is a team that is, structurally speaking, managed by itself. And a team that manages itself does not need a manager. We cannot have that."- Chapter 7: Build a Culture of Dependence8 Chapters of meticulously bad advice47 Columns in the master tracking spreadsheet5 "Let me handle it" per day, minimum$0 Cost of a pizza party vs. a raiseINSIDE THE BOOKEight chapters. One very specific worldview.Each chapter takes one cornerstone of micromanagement doctrine, explains it with complete seriousness, and lets the absurdity do the rest.CHAPTER 1The Micromanager's MindsetControl as virtue. Fear as fuel. And why trusting your team means you're doing it wrong.CHAPTER 2Delegation Is for QuittersAssign tasks but keep all authority. Say "let me handle it" five times a day. Establish dominance.CHAPTER 3Meetings, Meetings, and More MeetingsThe 3-hour brainstorm for a 5-minute decision. End every meeting by scheduling another - Friday at 4:59 PM.CHAPTER 4Perfection Is Not an Option - It's a MandateRework everything. Focus on comma placement. Send URGENT emails about formatting at 11:47 PM.CHAPTER 5The Art of InterruptionsBarge in when they're focused. Ping constantly. Escalate to a cell phone call within 2 minutes of silence.CHAPTER 6Tracking and Monitoring 101Invent metrics for everything - including water cooler time. Maintain the Smile Frequency Index. Analyze reports all day.CHAPTER 7Build a Culture of DependenceReward compliance. Punish initiative. Shift expectations constantly. "Why didn't you just ask me first?"CHAPTER 8Burnout Is Just Proof You're WinningKeep the pressure on. Celebrate overtime. Reward dedication with pizza parties instead of raises. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Zustand: New. Print on Demand.

Zustand: New. Print on Demand.

Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. The book your managerdefinitely shouldn't read.A satirical field guide to the micromanager's art - part comedy, part mirror, part quiet plea for a better way to work.WHY THIS BOOKYou've worked with one.Maybe you are one.The Micromanager's Manifesto is written entirely from inside its own logic - presenting the complete doctrine of micromanagement with a straight face, meticulous structure, and just enough absurdity to make the truth impossible to miss.It's the business book that uses humor to say what every employee survey has always said: this management style is costing everyone something."A team that thinks for itself is a team that is, structurally speaking, managed by itself. And a team that manages itself does not need a manager. We cannot have that."- Chapter 7: Build a Culture of Dependence8 Chapters of meticulously bad advice47 Columns in the master tracking spreadsheet5 "Let me handle it" per day, minimum$0 Cost of a pizza party vs. a raiseINSIDE THE BOOKEight chapters. One very specific worldview.Each chapter takes one cornerstone of micromanagement doctrine, explains it with complete seriousness, and lets the absurdity do the rest.CHAPTER 1The Micromanager's MindsetControl as virtue. Fear as fuel. And why trusting your team means you're doing it wrong.CHAPTER 2Delegation Is for QuittersAssign tasks but keep all authority. Say "let me handle it" five times a day. Establish dominance.CHAPTER 3Meetings, Meetings, and More MeetingsThe 3-hour brainstorm for a 5-minute decision. End every meeting by scheduling another - Friday at 4:59 PM.CHAPTER 4Perfection Is Not an Option - It's a MandateRework everything. Focus on comma placement. Send URGENT emails about formatting at 11:47 PM.CHAPTER 5The Art of InterruptionsBarge in when they're focused. Ping constantly. Escalate to a cell phone call within 2 minutes of silence.CHAPTER 6Tracking and Monitoring 101Invent metrics for everything - including water cooler time. Maintain the Smile Frequency Index. Analyze reports all day.CHAPTER 7Build a Culture of DependenceReward compliance. Punish initiative. Shift expectations constantly. "Why didn't you just ask me first?"CHAPTER 8Burnout Is Just Proof You're WinningKeep the pressure on. Celebrate overtime. Reward dedication with pizza parties instead of raises. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…