Isbn: 9780449232927 - the grass is always greener over the septic tank (18 Ergebnisse)

Zustand: Good. Shows moderate signs of wear and previous use. Can include notes/highlighting. A portion of your purchase benefits nonprofits! - Note: Edition & format may differ from what is shown in stock photo & item details. May not include supplementary material (toys, access code, dvds, etc).

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Fair. The item might be beaten up but readable. May contain markings or highlighting, as well as stains, bent corners, or any other major defect, but the text is not obscured in any way.

Zustand: Fair. Acceptable condition. Mass Market Paperback edition. (humor) A readable, intact copy that may have noticeable tears and wear to the spine. All pages of text are present, but they may include extensive notes and highlighting or be heavily stained. Includes reading copy only books.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Fine. Zustand des Schutzumschlags: No Jacket As Published. 1st Edition. Previous owners name inside front cover.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Good. Wraps have light edgewear. Pages are clean, text has no markings. Size: 12mo - over 6¾" - 7¾" tall.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Used - Good.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Used - Good. Mild shelf wear on cover.

Paperback. Zustand: Fair. No Jacket. Readable copy. Pages may have considerable notes/highlighting. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less.

Zustand: Good. First Thus. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good.

Soft cover. Zustand: Very Good. No Jacket. Book condition is very good. Minor edge wear to a few edges. Small chip to head spine edge. Price sticker on back tail edge. Illustrated by Judith Nilson. Author of AT WIT'S END, I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE POST-NATAL DEPRESSION, AUNT ERMA'S COPE BOOK. 253 pages.…

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Good. Wear to edges of book. Creasing along spine.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Prompt Shipment, shipped in Boxes, Tracking PROVIDEDVery good. Little bend from storage.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Prompt Shipment, shipped in Boxes, Tracking PROVIDEDVery good copy with clean pages.

Paperback. Very Good with no dust jacket; Mass Market PB. Illustrated by Judith Nilson (illustrator).

Paperback. Zustand: Good. 8vo 8" - 9" tall.

Mass Market Paperback. Zustand: Good.

Paperback. Zustand: Used. Picture this: it?s 1977, a year where disco reigns supreme, platforms are taller than your dreams, and your neighbour just bought a shag carpet that might be a sentient life form. It?s in this vibrant, polyester-laden context that Erma Bombeck presents ?The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.? Yes, you read that right. An audacious title that suggests both an existential crisis and an unfortunate plumbing issue, this book promises to tackle the pressing question of whether the grass is, in fact, greener?or just better fertilised?on the other side of life?s many picket fences. Delve into the musings of Bombeck, an author who became the voice of the American housewife, albeit with an ironic twist. Imagine her navigating suburban life while simultaneously juggling the absurdities of domesticity, the unending quest for perfection, and the occasional existential dread that comes from realising that yes, the neighbour?s lawn is indeed looking rather lush today?most likely due to a clandestine relationship with a septic tank. Bombeck?s humour is a delightful cocktail of sarcasm and sincerity, ensuring that amid the chuckles, you may just find a moment of clarity regarding your own patch of grass. This book is not merely a collection of humorous anecdotes but a lifeline to anyone who has ever felt their life is a chaotic blend of laundry piles and uninvited guests. With Bombeck at the helm, readers are treated to a candid look at the trials of home ownership, parenting, and the relentless pursuit of that elusive ?perfect life??all while she reminds you that sometimes it?s merely a matter of perspective, or perhaps, a well-placed septic tank. After all, who wouldn?t want a pristine lawn complete with the subtle aroma of sewage? The prose within is teeming with Bombeck?s signature wit and charm, drawing readers in with her relatable observations about everyday life. Whether it?s the challenges of managing a household or the peculiar nuances of suburban etiquette, she approaches each topic with the flair of a stand-up comedian performing at a dinner party where the punchlines hit a little too close to home. As you meander through the chapters, expect to encounter a range of topics that might include: The art of convincing your kids to clean their rooms without resorting to threats. The fine line between a well-tended garden and a neighbour?s passive-aggressive comments. The untold secrets of suburban grocery shopping, where each aisle is a battlefield. Strategies for avoiding the dreaded school bake sale while faking an enthusiastic smile. The philosophical ramifications of a lawnmower that seems to have developed a mind of its own. Condition: This particular copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has seen its fair share of coffee spills and existential crises. The cover exhibits a certain charm that only well-loved books can possess?frayed edges, perhaps a smudge or two, and a hint of nostalgia that whispers tales of late-night reading sessions and stolen moments of laughter. The spine is creased, revealing multiple adventures through the years, while the pages, slightly yellowed and soft to the touch, carry the faint scent of an era long gone, mingled with just a dash of dust and the essence of someone?s long-forgotten sofa. Whether you?re a longtime admirer of Bombeck?s work or a newcomer curious about a world where the septic tank reigns supreme, this book is sure to offer a delightful blend of irony and wisdom. So grab a cup of tea, settle into that once-pristine armchair (now adorned with a throw blanket due to questionable spills), and prepare yourself for a reading experience that might just make you appreciate your own occasionally chaotic lawn. In a world where home improvement shows reign supreme and influencers flaunt their flawlessly manicured lawns, Bombeck?s musings remind us that life, much like our gardens, is often a little wild and unpredictable. The real question isn?t whether the grass is greener, but rather, how.…

Paperback. Zustand: Collectible-Very Good.