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Paperback. Zustand: New. Everybody lies-even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam!CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the readyHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock books.…

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Other printed item. Zustand: New. Keep it real (and roomy) with these extra big, extra mouthy stickies. They say what's really on your mind, while leaving you plenty of room to jot lists, notes-to-self, and "Let's move to Hawaii" memos.As far as gifts for men go, it's these funny sticky notes FTWSticky notes with lines that are a whole inch bigger than standard stickies, woohoo!4 x 4 inches; 100 sheets.…

Other printed item. Zustand: New. This packet set of sticky notes will assist you in the most formal fancy way possible, to invite people to meet your needs, do your bidding, and basically make sure you are the most satisfied version of you that you can be. The ladies of Bridgerton wish they had these stickies.Cute sticky notes and study supplies that express your more formal side are available now!Next level note taking supplies and office products with personalityGreat teacher supplies!Six 2.75 x 2.75-inch sticky note pads; 40 sheets each.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Gah! Modern life is full of shit to freak out about . With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to view your fears from a positive perspective, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!).Channel your inner Zen with the ultimate self-help-y let it go book!Because reframing mental garbage and learning how to change your mind is a real superpower!Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips. …

Hardback. Zustand: New. Hey, #catlovers! This unapologetic book is the ultimate salute to cat lady-ness in all its nine-lives living glory. Chock-full of fluffy, four-legged truth bombs, it embraces and honors your cat-whispering nature. Because guess what? Being a cat lady is the best. DUH.So come out, be proud, and let your super-cute furball flag fly. Sorry not sorry!Looking for cute cat stuff for your favorite cat mom / dad? Here ya go!File under: weird cat gifts + funny cat gifts + cat lover gifts for women and cat people of all stripes!Hardcover; 5.25 x 5.25 inches, 96 pages.…

Paperback. Zustand: New. 1st. Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed. Hughes, Bradley R. (illustrator).…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Gah! Modern life is full of crap to overthink . With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to rethink your overthinking, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!). File under super awesome, funny self help books for men / women / humans of all kinds! A mental health workbook minus the boring "work" part!Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips.…

Paperback. Zustand: New. Knock Knock's Lines for All Occasions book series as gone paperback! Chock full of jabs and jeers has a fresh, stylish look-and tons of updated takedowns for today's culture of #canceled. Chock-full of barbs targeting everything from intelligence to ego to online dating, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or inappropriate-zinger to put assholes in their place. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your never be at a loss for the perfect putdown again. Chapters range from "Character" to "Counter-Attacks"Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose fromHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock. …

Hardback. Zustand: New. Part of Knock Knock's bestselling Fill-in-the-Love© series, this little book lets kids express their affection and appreciation for a friend, sibling, or relative-and become an actual book author in the process!Just complete each fill-in-the-blank line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift for your favorite aunt, uncle, teacher, babysitter, BFF, or any other awesome person! Make it as fun, funny, or far-out as you choose!- Let kids create their own personalized keepsake "best friend book"!- File under: great kid BFF gifts, creativity for kids, kids' creativity and literacy!- Hardcover, 6.25 x 5.5 inches, 48 pages.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Gah! Modern life is full of crap to overthink . With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to rethink your overthinking, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!). File under super awesome, funny self help books for men / women / humans of all kinds! A mental health workbook minus the boring "work" part!Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Gah! Modern life is full of shit to freak out about . With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to view your fears from a positive perspective, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!).Channel your inner Zen with the ultimate self-help-y let it go book!Because reframing mental garbage and learning how to change your mind is a real superpower!Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips. …

Hardback. Zustand: New. Hey, #catlovers! This unapologetic book is the ultimate salute to cat lady-ness in all its nine-lives living glory. Chock-full of fluffy, four-legged truth bombs, it embraces and honors your cat-whispering nature. Because guess what? Being a cat lady is the best. DUH.So come out, be proud, and let your super-cute furball flag fly. Sorry not sorry!Looking for cute cat stuff for your favorite cat mom / dad? Here ya go!File under: weird cat gifts + funny cat gifts + cat lover gifts for women and cat people of all stripes!Hardcover; 5.25 x 5.25 inches, 96 pages.…

Paperback. Zustand: New. 1st. Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed. Hughes, Bradley R. (illustrator).…

Paperback. Zustand: New. Based on the bestselling Affirmators!© decks by Suzi Barrett, this fun new twist on coloring books allows young'uns to express themselves creatively-and build self-confidence at the same time.Includes 30 crazy adorable illustrations to color in, plus 30 whimsical affirmations to help kids believe in their (super awesome) selves. It's a fantastic boredom buster for kids 5+ (and anyone who's ever been any age at all) . because coloring and reading sweet little affirmations make meltdowns way less melty!- Guaranteed to boost moods and adjust 'tudes by 86%!- 64 pages, softcover; 7 x 9 inches- Illustrations by Naomi Sloman.…

Notebook. Zustand: New. This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the bestJust complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and againMake it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose!Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all agesKnock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.…

Notebook. Zustand: New. Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voila: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Our new titles extend the love to Mum, friends, and other loved ones.

Hardback. Zustand: New. Your bathroom has always been your secret happy place. Now it can be your hobby place! Discover a universe of crafts, skills, activities, and talents you can explore in your bathroom (besides the obvious ones). Hobbies are scored by crucial factors like: How cheap is it?Can I do this hobby in the bath / on the toilet?Will I have to leave the bathroom at all?Also includes cozy facts, cozy quotes and cozy extra credit activities if you're feeling fancy!Go forth and live your #BATHLIFE!Padded hardcover, 112 pages, full-color throughout; 4.25 x 6 inches  File under: funny bathroom books and toilet books for adults.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Your bed has always been your happy place. Now it can be your hobby place! This witty relaxation activities book offers you a universe of cozy bedtime ideas, crafts, and activities you can explore in bed (besides the obvious ones). Hobbies are scored by crucial factors like:Do you have to get out of bed at all? Can you do this while half-asleep? Can you watch TV? Also includes fascinating facts, quotes, and more! Now go back to bed!Padded hardcover, 112 pages, full-color throughout ; 4.25 x 6 inchesFile under: self-care activities book, bedtime routines, bedtime hobbies books! For bed-rotters.…

Diary. Zustand: New. Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this ego-boosting title provides the perfect place to record your motivational musings wherever you go.Includes over 70 quotes for making it happenA daily journal that doubles as a personal cheerleaderPaperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page markerAvailable in full-size too.…

Notebook. Zustand: New. This sly little journal comes from Sarah NoSpecialName for Emily McDowell and Friends. Sarah is an L.A.-based artist whose editorial paintings explore a fundamental question of modern life: are we all just the worst now? (Answer: not as long as we have smart, hilarious Friends like Sarah.)-A sketchbook, graphic notebook, and journal for our internet-famous times!-Just-right size: not quite large, not quite mini!-5.25 x 6.5-inches, 128 pages exposed spine journal.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. This appealing bathroom companion is filled with games, puzzles and quizzes, plus profound-yet-silly affirmations and "deep thoughts" to keep you entertained on the throne-all housed in an eye-catching (and water-resistant!) cover.Make every visit to the loo a more life-affirming experience!- A totally original housewarming gift for fans of home décor with a sense of humor! Also makes a unique hostess gift, gag gift, white elephant or secret Santa gift!- We hardly need mention: this makes a perfect funny gift for Dad!- Water-resistant hardcover with foil stamping and debossing; 88 pages, 8.5 x 5.5 inches.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. A whimsical, wildly funny romp about farts: all the typical, deadly serious, obnoxious, and comical types of toots. Read along to identify different styles and laugh about daily occurrences in a variety of settings (at home and in the wild). With four-color illustrations and lots of doodles on every page, The Only Fart Book You'll Ever Need is a total tour de toot, sure to entertain kids and adults alike.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. This book is gonna blow your mind. Filled with clever doodles and jokes, it's a hilarious salute to snot, celebrating boogers in all their multifaceted glory. It's sure to delight children of all ages (and plenty of adults-you know who you are). The title really says it all: it's the only booger book you'll ever need!By designer/author and kid-at-heart Dan GoldenHardcover; 7.5 x 9 inches; 164 pages; full-color throughoutFile under: funny kids books, boogery kids gifts, tasty children's books, hilarious joke books for kids. …

Diary. Zustand: New. Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this ego-boosting title provides the perfect place to record your motivational musings wherever you go.Includes over 70 quotes for making it happenA daily journal that doubles as a personal cheerleaderPaperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page markerAvailable in full-size too.…

Hardback. Zustand: New. Give this book to your better half-you'll be the lovey to their dovey. Illustrated by artist Gwion Prydderch, this love-letter-in-a-book shares 71 poetic and playful pairings that describe how you two are a perfect fit.Go beyond other Valentine's gifts and general "I love you" gifts with extra-charming metaphors-from sentimental to real-life.Need anniversary gifts for her (or him)? Put this little book on your list.Each page features illustrations by artist and author Gwion Prydderch.Hardcover, 96 pages; 5.5 x 5.5 inches; 71 illustrations.…

Notebook. Zustand: New. This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of affection about being a twosome. Just complete each line and voil: you have a uniquely personal gift your numero uno will read again and again. Make it as lovey-dovey, sappy, or frisky as you choose! Anniversary gifts for those who've been together for years, months, or just a few days! Fiancé gift ideas that'll turn him to mush Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages. …

Hardback. Zustand: New. Whimsical writing prompts and drawing activities let kids express their appreciation for their favorite teacher, becoming actual book authors in the process. This fill-in book offers 48 colorful pages and meaningful prompts to help craft a sweet thank-you gift that will make undervalued teachers cry-in the very best way!-and feel seen. (All for less than a fancy sandwich!).…

Notebook. Zustand: New. This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of sisterly love about a female sib. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift sis will read again and again. Make it as sappy, sassy, or silly as you choose!¢ Personalized gifts are the way to her heart¢ Sister gift ideas for big sis, little sis-or middle sis¢ Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages.…

Other printed item. Zustand: New. Get those little noses in a book-and away from the bleepin' gadgets-via good, old-fashioned paper. More fun than a jillion knock knock jokes, this sweet pad lets kids reflect on their favorite books with a friendly, guided format that's just as enjoyable for parents as it is for kids. You'll be tempted to use it yourself!Awesome gift for parents, babysitters, and actual childrenFACT: Once kids learn to read books, they're 98% more likely to write a bestseller so you can quit your job!6 x 9 inches; 40 sheets; 30 stickers featuring 5 designs.…