A Useless Book

Andrew Robert Abel

ISBN 13: 9798989431663

Verlag: Andrew Robert Abel Mai 2025, 2025

Beschreibung

Neuware - A Useless Book is a hilariously silly rhyming picture book that pretends to teach nothing-while sneakily slipping in real facts. Perfect for kids who love Seuss-style humor, randomness, and learning when they least expect it.

Bestandsnummer des Verkäufers 9798989431663

Bibliografische Details

• Titel: A Useless Book
• Verlag: Andrew Robert Abel Mai 2025
• Erscheinungsjahr: 2025
• Sprache: Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798989431663
• Einband: Buch
• Zustand: Neu

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Inhaltsangabe

A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.

Made-up reviews (for fun): -

"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."

- Readers Indigestion Digest

"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."

- Better Homes & Bookends

"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."

- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly

"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."

- Parenting Panic Quarterly

"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."

- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks

"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."

- IQ Not Included

"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."

- The London Foghorn

"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."

- Forgetful & Free Newsletter

"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."

- Amnesia Weekly

Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

Andrew Abel is originally from Helsby, Cheshire, England. He is now a software developer and lives in Silicon Valley, California with his wife, Angela. He developed a love of spoken rhyme from his grandfather, Wilfred Harrison, who loved to recite poems.