Owen croft (18 Ergebnisse)

Paperback. Zustand: New.

Zustand: New.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Hardcover. Zustand: Good.

PAP. Zustand: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Zustand: Good. Signed Copy . Good dust jacket. Possibly Inscribed by publisher Frederick Fell on front endpage. Top edge slightly dampstained. In protective mylar cover. (mystery and detective fiction, short stories, detective and mystery stories ).

Paperback. Zustand: New.

Softcover/Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. In zeer goede staat. Ongelezen. Paperback. Pocket.

Cloth. Zustand: Very Good Indeed. Zustand des Schutzumschlags: Very Good. Four smart volumes from the Collins Nutshell Books series on wine, cookery, and cocktails. Four volumes. From the Collins Nutshell Books series. This set contains: Wine and Other Drinks, 1966. Number six in the series, later printing. A collection of valuable advice on keeping and stocking a wine cellar, with commentary on the best methods of serving different wines, as well as a guide to the principle methods of wine-making. Written by Rupert Croft-Cooke, a prolific English writer of fiction and non-fiction. Cold Cookery, 1966. Number ten in the series, later printing. Illustrated with eight plates. Collated complete. A guide to cold cookery with useful hints and information of different refrigerators, including how to select the best suited product to your needs. Written by Betty Owen Williams. Cocktail Fare, 1963. Number seventeen in the series, first edition. A book full of imaginative ideas for bright cocktail fare and recipes of all kinds for parties from humble sandwiches or sausage rolls to "angels on horseback" and "shrimps in clover". Written by Jean Balfour. Cooking for Pleasure, 1967. Number eighteen in the series, later printing. A collection of challenging opinions and amusing asides on food and cookery. Being an excellent introduction to haute cuisine, designed for the cook looking for new experiences. Written by Rupert Croft-Cooke. In the original full cloth binding. Externally, very smart with minor wear only. Original dust wrappers have been price-clipped other than Cocktail Fare which remains unclipped. Wrappers are smart with light wear and creasing to the extremities. The odd small closed tear to the panel edges with the odd small mark. Minor sunning to the spines. Internally, firmly bound. Pages are very bright with the odd small spot. Previous owner's bookplate to the front endpaper. Very Good Indeed. Not Stated (illustrator). book.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - A Bloke's Guide to Caravanning is for every man who's ever thought,'Hotels are too easy - I'd rather spend a small fortune to shit in a plastic box in a gale.'Congratulations, you absolute weapon. You've reached that glorious stage of life where your knees click like castanets, your doctor sighs before he speaks, and your other half has started sentences with 'We never do anything.' long enough that you've finally snapped and bought a caravan.Not a sensible holiday.Not a cheap getaway.A rolling, diesel-fuelled midlife crisis on wheels.This is the brutally honest, gloriously foul-mouthed manual to the Great British caravanning delusion: spending forty-odd grand to live like a tramp, with admin. From the moment you waddle into the dealership smelling of fear and overdraft, to the day you stand in a Welsh field in sideways rain wondering where it all went wrong, Owen Croft is there to hold your hand and take the piss.Inside, you'll discover:\* How to pick a tow car so crushingly dull it makes death look exciting\* The dark art of reversing while half the campsite offers 'helpful' hand signals\* The sacred rituals of the chemical toilet - and how not to turn yourself into a human sewage sprinkler\* Why every site has a Derek on Pitch 14, and why he's always better at this than you\* The truth about 'freedom of the open road' (spoiler: 49 mph and everyone hates you)\* The end-of-season moment where you seriously consider setting fire to the bastardPacked with horror stories, swear words, and painfully accurate truths, \*\*A Bloke's Guide to Caravanning\*\* is part confession, part survival guide, and part warning label you'll ignore anyway.You'll laugh. You'll wince. You'll recognise yourself.And you'll still book Pitch 13 again next year.Because you're a caravanner now.And there's no cure for that.…

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - In the shadowed bowels of human existence, where dignity goes to die a silent, sulfurous death, Owen Croft unleashes Don't Follow Through-a merciless autopsy of the fart, that great equalizer of souls. Forget the polite pretense of 'passing gas'; this is the raw, rectal reckoning of our gaseous betrayals, where every rumble is a tiny apocalypse, every whiff a whisper from the void.Croft, with the cold precision of a coroner dissecting a corpse mid-bloat, peels back the layers of our digestive despair. From the stealthy 'silent but deadly'-that odorless assassin slipping through crowded elevators like a farting Grim Reaper-to the trumpet blasts that shatter boardroom silences and bury careers in olfactory graves, he chronicles the carnage. Delve into the gut microbiome's microbial mutiny, where trillions of bacterial traitors ferment your regrets into hydrogen sulfide Armageddon. Savor historical horrors: Aristophanes' ancient Athenians guffawing at gaseous gladiators, while Victorian prudes choked on corseted emissions, their stiff upper lips curling in eternal judgment.But this isn't mere scatology-it's existential flatulence philosophy. Why do we clench against the inevitable, only to explode in moments of exquisite humiliation Croft argues: farts aren't just funny; they're fate's cruel joke, reminding us that beneath our fragile facades, we're all just walking colons awaiting the final purge. With dark wit sharper than a suppository spike, he offers tactical grimoires for damage control: blame-shifting rituals for the damned, apology elegies for the socially eviscerated, and a radical call to embrace the toot as your last laugh before the lights go out.If life's a terminal illness, Don't Follow Through is the black-comic palliative: laugh or choke on the truth. Because in the end, we're all just one bad bean away from the great beyond-and it'll probably smell like cabbage. Grab it, guffaw, and gasp for air. Your intestines will thank you. Or curse you eternally.…

LeatherBound. Zustand: New. BOOKS ARE EXEMPT FROM IMPORT DUTIES AND TARIFFS; NO EXTRA CHARGES APPLY. LeatherBound edition. Condition: New. Reprinted from 1949 edition. Leather Binding on Spine and Corners with Golden leaf printing on spine. Bound in genuine leather with Satin ribbon page markers and Spine with raised gilt bands. A perfect gift for your loved ones. Pages: 220 NO changes have been made to the original text. This is NOT a retyped or an ocr'd reprint. Illustrations, Index, if any, are included in black and white. Each page is checked manually before printing. As this print on demand book is reprinted from a very old book, there could be some missing or flawed pages, but we always try to make the book as complete as possible. Fold-outs, if any, are not part of the book. If the original book was published in multiple volumes then this reprint is of only one volume, not the whole set. Sewing binding for longer life, where the book block is actually sewn (smythe sewn/section sewn) with thread before binding which results in a more durable type of binding. Pages: 220.…

Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. A Bloke's Guide to Caravanning is for every man who's ever thought, "Hotels are too easy - I'd rather spend a small fortune to shit in a plastic box in a gale."Congratulations, you absolute weapon. You've reached that glorious stage of life where your knees click like castanets, your doctor sighs before he speaks, and your other half has started sentences with "We never do anything." long enough that you've finally snapped and bought a caravan.Not a sensible holiday.Not a cheap getaway.A rolling, diesel-fuelled midlife crisis on wheels.This is the brutally honest, gloriously foul-mouthed manual to the Great British caravanning delusion: spending forty-odd grand to live like a tramp, with admin. From the moment you waddle into the dealership smelling of fear and overdraft, to the day you stand in a Welsh field in sideways rain wondering where it all went wrong, Owen Croft is there to hold your hand and take the piss.Inside, you'll discover: * How to pick a tow car so crushingly dull it makes death look exciting* The dark art of reversing while half the campsite offers "helpful" hand signals* The sacred rituals of the chemical toilet - and how not to turn yourself into a human sewage sprinkler* Why every site has a Derek on Pitch 14, and why he's always better at this than you* The truth about "freedom of the open road" (spoiler: 49 mph and everyone hates you)* The end-of-season moment where you seriously consider setting fire to the bastardPacked with horror stories, swear words, and painfully accurate truths, **A Bloke's Guide to Caravanning** is part confession, part survival guide, and part warning label you'll ignore anyway.You'll laugh. You'll wince. You'll recognise yourself.And you'll still book Pitch 13 again next year.Because you're a caravanner now.And there's no cure for that. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…

Paperback. Zustand: new. Paperback. In the shadowed bowels of human existence, where dignity goes to die a silent, sulfurous death, Owen Croft unleashes Don't Follow Through-a merciless autopsy of the fart, that great equalizer of souls. Forget the polite pretense of "passing gas"; this is the raw, rectal reckoning of our gaseous betrayals, where every rumble is a tiny apocalypse, every whiff a whisper from the void.Croft, with the cold precision of a coroner dissecting a corpse mid-bloat, peels back the layers of our digestive despair. From the stealthy "silent but deadly"-that odorless assassin slipping through crowded elevators like a farting Grim Reaper-to the trumpet blasts that shatter boardroom silences and bury careers in olfactory graves, he chronicles the carnage. Delve into the gut microbiome's microbial mutiny, where trillions of bacterial traitors ferment your regrets into hydrogen sulfide Armageddon. Savor historical horrors: Aristophanes' ancient Athenians guffawing at gaseous gladiators, while Victorian prudes choked on corseted emissions, their stiff upper lips curling in eternal judgment.But this isn't mere scatology-it's existential flatulence philosophy. Why do we clench against the inevitable, only to explode in moments of exquisite humiliation? Croft argues: farts aren't just funny; they're fate's cruel joke, reminding us that beneath our fragile facades, we're all just walking colons awaiting the final purge. With dark wit sharper than a suppository spike, he offers tactical grimoires for damage control: blame-shifting rituals for the damned, apology elegies for the socially eviscerated, and a radical call to embrace the toot as your last laugh before the lights go out.If life's a terminal illness, Don't Follow Through is the black-comic palliative: laugh or choke on the truth. Because in the end, we're all just one bad bean away from the great beyond-and it'll probably smell like cabbage. Grab it, guffaw, and gasp for air. Your intestines will thank you. Or curse you eternally. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. …

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. A Bloke's Guide to Caravanning | Owen Croft | Taschenbuch | A Bloke's Guide | Englisch | 2026 | Indigo Ink Books | EAN 9798232706463 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.

Taschenbuch. Zustand: Neu. Don't Follow Through | Owen Croft | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2025 | Indigo Ink Books | EAN 9798232026080 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.